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[RedRover]

This is amazing.

[sahasrahla]

i can feel something pretty awesome building up here...

[Captain-Camper]

This is great and absolutely true

[RedRover]

United System Alliance Jacksonville Military base, House Fang Space, Magenta Sector




General Franklin Isaacs- "Thank you all for coming here to discuss the matter at hand, on behalf of the United Systems Alliance I welcome you."


"To start things off, Lady Penelope Fang has a piece of information to share with us."


Lady Fang- "Thank you so much, my husband Clarence sends his regards for his absence, he has some important business to attend to with the Declax Commonwealth and sent me here in his stead. I assure you, House Fang holds this matter with the upmost importance! before I get started, could you pour me a drink commander? I'm going to need one!"
Commander Benson -"It would be a pleasure, my lady."


Lady Fang- "As we all know, the Imperial Magikstrate has been becoming more and more of a menace. At first, we of the Anti Uasciri Coalition could were a match for them in the sector, but their power grows stronger and stronger each day. Our fear is that they gain the power to crush us and start eroding other great star nations."


"Our fear might be coming to fruition." The lady slides an envelope across the sleek obsidian conference table. "I received intel that not only confirms their growth in and monopoly of the magic industry, but of something much worse. As Trattoria ambassadors have already confirmed, the IM is forging an alliance with both M-throne and Poland, but new intel has shown there are plans to construct M-throne warp gates in IM controlled territory. This puts a near immeasurable power not only at the doorstep of House Fang, but USA and Trattoria as well."


Joseph Harrington, CEO of Prisma Industries- "Hmmm, I am not sure about an M-throne threat to Sheodar and Prisma, at least on a military scale... However, a strong IM magic industry threatens our robotics manufacturing. If they continue to grow, they will outpace us entirely."


Broosor Smith, Hells Fargo Executive - "This is Horse shit!" He springs up knocking over his glass, "An M-Throne dominated galaxy will brings peace... peaces is not good for the business of war or the business of souls!"


Trattorian Ambassador to the Magenta sector, Dr. Coda Hiroharu, slams the letter onto the table, garnering everyone's attention except Lady fang who continues to sip on her RedRum.
Dr. Coda Hiroharu- "No no no..." He trails off mumbling to himself. "Trattoria will not be pleased," he continues to murmur.


Coda looks up to everyone staring at him inquisitively, waiting for his response or at least some clarification of his mutterings.
Dr. Coda Hiroharu- "I agree. A strong IM is not good for business or the current super powers... They have showed time and time again their unwillingness to get with the galaktik program. However, any proposal for Trattoria action will have to go through our legislature. I will..."


Before Coda can finish his sentence, the door to the conference room begins to open.

--Moments earlier--


A figure clad in a red pant suit and frizzy yet flowing hair approaches a suited USA agent at the security gate.


USA Security Agent- "Excuse me ma'am, you need a green security level to access this point. May I please see your ID."
Woman in Red- "My, my, this place has some tight security."


The woman produces her ID
USA Security Agent - "Oh, I am so sorry I didn't recognize you Mrs. Konman. We were not expecting you!"


"Past the guards and through the glass doors you will find the conference room."
Kellyanne Konman - "Thank you."


"Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I would say that I am sorry to come unannounced, but I am not."


General Franklin Isaacs- "Mrs. Konman, what a pleasant surprise and perfect timing. We were talking about the Imperial Magikstrate situation and our potential course of action, maybe you could give us your input!"


Kellyanne Konman - "You can cut the shit Isaacs, we both know you are the least bit happy to see me. However, I'll take you up on your offer because that is exactly what I am here to do. The President is tired of beating around the bush, are your forces ready for combat?"


General Franklin Isaacs- "Well, we are already engaging the IM on multiple fronts and holding certain strategic positions in the sector."


Commander Larson- "We are currently secured on the front we share with the Technocratic Union."


Commander Benson- "We have also secured new black-site locations since the breach of the last one."
Lady Fang- "Our forces are stationed to defend and my husband is making preparations for Declax involvement as well."


Kellyanne Konman - "I think you guys are misunderstanding me. The president wants to escalate things. The president wants all out war."


People murmer amongst themselves, while a 45th union representative gets up in arms.
45th Union Representative - "This is ludicrous! Do not get me wrong, we are not fan of the Imperials either, but to have the USA growing in arms and pushing in closer and closer to the 45th Union does not inspire confidence!"


AN Representative - "I think rushing into war is unwise without consulting the security council. This seems like a knee-jerk reaction made out of fear and not thought."


Joseph Harrington raises his glass
Joseph Harrington, CEO of Prisma Industries- "I for one welcome the profits of war!"


Kellyanne Konman - "I believe you guys do not understand me once again.."


"I wasn't asking a question..."


"I was giving an order."


A shot makes its way out of Kellyanne's golden pistol and into the head of the peach, decorating the conference room with his blood. Everyone jumps at the shot.


Kellyanne makes her way over to the AN representative and speaks directly yo him
Kellyanne Konman- "Now, do you think you can scamper back to the security council and convey the message?"
AN Representative- "Y.. y..yes.. M..ma...ma'am." He says quivering in fear.


Kellyanne Konman- "The rest of you lot, I advise you prepare for war."
Everyone looks around and nods in some sort of agreement.


"Glad we could all come to an agreement after a productive meeting."


Kellyanne Konman walks out of the conference room.

[sahasrahla]

oshit

[Archduke]

interesting...

[AnnoyedZebra]

YOU FIENDS!

[Zupponn]

The gas turned them into peaches? The horror!!!

[Kastrenzo]

Now I feel obligated to participate.

I said I was going to anyway, Built up Magiksrate, M-Throne and USA armies but just got busy.