This battle is between the United Alien Peoples (championed by the heroic space knight Sir Chromesalot):
Versus General Cheezes and his mercenaries:
The UAP are tired of paying tribute and enduring forced cheese-taste-tests. They send a message to the mercs and arrange for a confrontation at the rocky plateau known as "Bank Hill".
(Please keep in mind my pics are more like a highlight reel of chaos, I wanted to move things along at a steady pace. My opponent is my younger brother [10 yrs] )
Overwatch:
UAP rolled initiative and moved up. Sir Chromesalot did a rocket jump to the tower and the tusken/rokjaw tripped and fell on their critfail sprint rolls.
The Cheez Mercs moved as well.
UAP moves up again and this squibble jetpacks up to the roof.
The UFO blasts the crap out of the merc hover bike, killing the pilot. FIRST BLOOD!!
This merc blows out the windows of the sheriff's office and jumps in.
The rest of the mercs scramble around getting cover behind LURPs. Cowards.
The squibble flies the rest of the way up and prepares to load the cannon. All other troops manöver for the best angle of attack.
The UFO pilot jumps out onto the roof and grabs some dynamite from the locker.
The elf merc medic tries to revive the pilot but critfails.
General Cheezes snipes the tusken with his rifle. Kinda doubted that tusken was gonna hit anything anyway.
The UFO takes revenge on the robot General with a laser to the chest. Critfail armor rolls = teeny blasted metal bits.
The merc in the sheriff's office goes out the back door and promptly gets a 'nade dropped on him by the squibble. (cannon now loaded)
With General Cheezes out of the way, Sir Chromesalot does a rocket jump over to the mercs...
And slams, disrupting them both. [ FEAT SUCCESSFUL ]
Here, the Greeble (yoda-head) murders the bankteller and tosses her body out the hole he made by blowing up the ATM.
UAP troops advance.
The merc tank shoots the rokjaw mercilessly in the crotch.
It tries again on Sir Chromesalot, but he deflects it with ease.
A merc shoots the Greenie in the back.
The squibble fires the cannon and kills the elf merc medic.
Dynamite is dropped conveniently by the UFO pilot, blowing two mercs away. DOUBLE KILL!!
Sir Chromesalot jumps onto the tank and decapitates the pilot. [ FEAT SUCCESSFUL ]
He then engages the last merc on the field (Le Chef) but fails to kill him.
Le Chef successfully runs away...
...into the waiting arms of the Greeble.
DECAPITATION EVERYWHERE!!
Final overwatch:
UAP win! Freedom! Death! Destruction! AND DEATH!!!
Hope y'all like it, sorry for the bizarre pic sizing.
