BREAKING THE BANK (finished)
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Omega Prime
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Re: BREAKING THE BANK (closed)
Shit, lost literally all my troops. Oh well... Glorious death is always ok.
gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
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Archduke
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BREAKING THE BANK TURN: 2
Rocket Defense - Brikguy0410
Von Berg moves up
2 more grunts go down.
Kill Team - Archduke
The troops move to cover
They score another kill
The Noble Captain throws a grenade
It explodes, killing another soldier.
Armor - Caelondian
The other soldiers take up positions on the guns.
The captain shuts himself in.
The explosions do some damage.
And then some more.
The tanks steamrolls forwards.
One of the soldiers ran a little too slow.
Glory - Tastyskippy123
Moving out!
They do some more damage.
Guts - Omega Prime
The lone survivor of his unit, this guy moves forward, he doesn't kill anyone.
Blood - Darkstorm
The guys attack the tank.
The Cleric goes down.
The Overbearer - TheVengefulOne
The Overbearer attaches a strange canister to the rocket... I wonder what that does?
The Sniper drone kicks a spare part (It's a gun barrel)
It knocks one of the grunts off of the tank.
Overwatch:
SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 3!!!
Von Berg moves up
2 more grunts go down.
Kill Team - Archduke
The troops move to cover
They score another kill
The Noble Captain throws a grenade
It explodes, killing another soldier.
Armor - Caelondian
The other soldiers take up positions on the guns.
The captain shuts himself in.
The explosions do some damage.
And then some more.
The tanks steamrolls forwards.
One of the soldiers ran a little too slow.
Glory - Tastyskippy123
Moving out!
They do some more damage.
Guts - Omega Prime
The lone survivor of his unit, this guy moves forward, he doesn't kill anyone.
Blood - Darkstorm
The guys attack the tank.
The Cleric goes down.
The Overbearer - TheVengefulOne
The Overbearer attaches a strange canister to the rocket... I wonder what that does?
The Sniper drone kicks a spare part (It's a gun barrel)
It knocks one of the grunts off of the tank.
Overwatch:
SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 3!!!
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Caelondian
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Re: BREAKING THE BANK (closed)
Whose orders are we missing?
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Archduke
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BREAKING THE BANK TURN: 3 - FINAL
Armor - Caelondian
The Tank moves up
It explodes the rest of Glory, except for the hero, that gets a redshirt.
Kill Team - Archduke
The Cleric guns down another grunt.
Rocket Defense - Brikguy0410
Von Berg guns down the specialist on the tank.
Blood - Darkstorm
The last guy shoots at the tank, but his bold simply bounces off.
Guts - Omega Prime
The last survivor runs away.
Glory - TastySkippy123
The Commander (only survivor) hides behind the the truck.
He tries to blow it up again, but has about as much success as last time. (FEAT FAILED)
Overbearer - TheVengefulOne
The Sniper drone tries to throw this wheel, but it falls short.
The Overbearer picks up the brazier and lobs it,
The results are quite impressive.
EPILOGUE:
The last survivor of blood is gunned down
The Tank blows up the guy from Guts.
SPACE AUSTRIAN VICTORY!!!
the countdown beeps to zero, as smoke fills the air, the rocket launches into the sky,
The rocket finds a strange green space station, the rocket in fact has an embedded activation code, it was never meant to be a weapon in the first place!
The space station spins to life, charging a massive lazer, the Space Austrians below watch in awe as a green streak flashes across the sky, this ancient super weapon could single-target and destroy an entire planet, but the Space Austrians have other plans...
Final Overwatch:
Briknews Reporter: Attention citizens, an imminent threat now faces our galaxy, a massive blast beginning from an unknown region is now streaking across the galaxy, This blast appears to be a targeted bolt of highly concentrated gamma radiation, as well as highly unstable plasma fusion atoms. This blast has split into four quadrants, and appears to be headed towards several highly populated, planets. Although each blast does not have enough force to destroy a planet, the blasts do have enough power to devastate an entire continent... Wait a minute, ... I have just received information that at current trajectory, the beams are plotted to impact these locations: The Prenault financial group vaults, the Goldman sucks repository, The Medici bank headquarters,
and the Iron Bank of Nimrod. They are likely to arrive within days.
This is when I stop having control. I can't just destroy things that belong to the higher ups, and I don't want to make anybody mad, so instead I request that people make a short soap about if a bank is protected or destroyed. Have fun, and please don't be upset.
Thanks.
The Tank moves up
It explodes the rest of Glory, except for the hero, that gets a redshirt.
Kill Team - Archduke
The Cleric guns down another grunt.
Rocket Defense - Brikguy0410
Von Berg guns down the specialist on the tank.
Blood - Darkstorm
The last guy shoots at the tank, but his bold simply bounces off.
Guts - Omega Prime
The last survivor runs away.
Glory - TastySkippy123
The Commander (only survivor) hides behind the the truck.
He tries to blow it up again, but has about as much success as last time. (FEAT FAILED)
Overbearer - TheVengefulOne
The Sniper drone tries to throw this wheel, but it falls short.
The Overbearer picks up the brazier and lobs it,
The results are quite impressive.
EPILOGUE:
The last survivor of blood is gunned down
The Tank blows up the guy from Guts.
SPACE AUSTRIAN VICTORY!!!
the countdown beeps to zero, as smoke fills the air, the rocket launches into the sky,
The rocket finds a strange green space station, the rocket in fact has an embedded activation code, it was never meant to be a weapon in the first place!
The space station spins to life, charging a massive lazer, the Space Austrians below watch in awe as a green streak flashes across the sky, this ancient super weapon could single-target and destroy an entire planet, but the Space Austrians have other plans...
Final Overwatch:
Briknews Reporter: Attention citizens, an imminent threat now faces our galaxy, a massive blast beginning from an unknown region is now streaking across the galaxy, This blast appears to be a targeted bolt of highly concentrated gamma radiation, as well as highly unstable plasma fusion atoms. This blast has split into four quadrants, and appears to be headed towards several highly populated, planets. Although each blast does not have enough force to destroy a planet, the blasts do have enough power to devastate an entire continent... Wait a minute, ... I have just received information that at current trajectory, the beams are plotted to impact these locations: The Prenault financial group vaults, the Goldman sucks repository, The Medici bank headquarters,
and the Iron Bank of Nimrod. They are likely to arrive within days.
This is when I stop having control. I can't just destroy things that belong to the higher ups, and I don't want to make anybody mad, so instead I request that people make a short soap about if a bank is protected or destroyed. Have fun, and please don't be upset.
Thanks.
Last edited by Archduke on Tue May 30, 2017 6:50 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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TastySkippy123
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Re: BREAKING THE BANK (finished)
Well. That was fun. We failed. 
GG
GG
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Caelondian
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Re: BREAKING THE BANK (finished)
That was fun! Good game, everyone, and thanks to Archduke for allowing me to live out my dreams of running people over in a tank!
Re: BREAKING THE BANK (finished)
I love getting murdered like that. 
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
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Omega Prime
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Re: BREAKING THE BANK (finished)
This was purposely rigged to advance the canon right? Great game anyway, guys!
gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
Re: BREAKING THE BANK (finished)
I figured this from the beginning though. This is the only game I love dying in.Omega Prime wrote:This was purposely rigged to advance the canon right? Great game anyway, guys!
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
Re: BREAKING THE BANK (finished)
Also good game. Well played, but I think that Blood, Guts, and Glory kinda were outmatched (even for a slaughter like I presume it was supposed to be)
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
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Archduke
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Re: BREAKING THE BANK (finished)
Everyone was playing with the same stats, and the tank just had a blast radius of 2-3 inches that killed any fig that rolled a 1 on a d6. It was in favor of the Space Austrians, but I tried to make it as fair as I could.
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Hiremas Alkerith
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Re: BREAKING THE BANK (finished)
Oh come on...I missed It?
Dammit!
I guess there's only one solution....
HOST MY Own!!!
Maybe something for the future....maybe.
Dammit!
I guess there's only one solution....
HOST MY Own!!!
Maybe something for the future....maybe.
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