[HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
I'd like to apologize for missing so many orders, I was sick and also [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]. Sorry about that, I see my guys failed like five times to kill anyone while I was gone.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
I respawn. Then I shoot people with my guns. No grenades this time, I don’t want to kill any more of my guys.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Turn Six, Continued
The last Shitgoat puts his door down on the bridge.
Then he wanders into the middle of the Big Butte, really not able to do anything.
The Trattorians move forward, Mr. Hat Drone picking up another brick on the way.
The Phalek goes to take over a Butt Gun.
He plugs in his torso and feels the power coursing through his colon.
He then shoots out wildly into the battlefield, hitting nothing.
The Galacian runs to the edge of the Butte, shoving the Children of Dew out of the way.
He makes a diving leap, and shoots at a RARCom agent.
As he crashes to the ground, he sees that the agent is unharmed by his shot.
The Parrot People take over the other Butt Gun.
It kills an MoJ guy.
The other Parrot Person removes the Phalek from the gun. Note that this does not kill the Phalek, for some reason.
He kills the Galacian on the ground.
The Castle Bois unleash their firepower against the brick separator.
With the help of some Bennies, they send Dark Fleebnork crashing to the ground.
Squire Timmy steps over the Phalek, his target in sight.
He swings his sword just the way Sir Roho taught him, cleaving the grey parrot from the gun and blowing the gun to bits.
His trusty fish lands on the other parrot...
...and explodes, killing it.
Dark Fleebnork unleashes the power of the Buttnomikon against Major booty bothered.
With the power of "Having a funnier heroic feat planned," Major booty bothered blocks the shit onslaught.
He skewers the disrupted M-Thronian and prepares to throw it at his old pal, Wet Bagel. "Get a job, loser!"
"I can't because [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]!" Wiggle Iggle shrieks as he tumbles into the void again.
Negatron reemerges from the void, wielding ??THE OTHER BUTTNOMIKON?? I guess there are two, now?
He uses it to destroy a Child of Dew.
The corpse of the other Negatron becomes a viral YouTube star.
"I could have pulled out the other Buttnomikon but I was too busy setting up the YouTube channel but I couldn't become a viral star because that corpse kept getting in my frame but I couldn't move it because I couldn't press f to pay respects because there was a dorito crumb under the key but I couldn't get it out because the whole keyboard was stuck under the Buttnomikon," Wortborgle mutters to himself.
Timothy blocks the bridge, easily tossing the Assyrians off the Butte.
Respawns:
(Major booty bothered: "You're kidding, right?")
(dunno where the last guy's hat wandered off too)
The skellies idle on the edge of the map waiting for Bfenix to show up...
Oh shoot, I forgot this guy.
He rushes forward to touch the butt.
He becomes the Austrian Hero Louise Fort Drake!
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The last Shitgoat puts his door down on the bridge.
Then he wanders into the middle of the Big Butte, really not able to do anything.
The Trattorians move forward, Mr. Hat Drone picking up another brick on the way.
The Phalek goes to take over a Butt Gun.
He plugs in his torso and feels the power coursing through his colon.
He then shoots out wildly into the battlefield, hitting nothing.
The Galacian runs to the edge of the Butte, shoving the Children of Dew out of the way.
He makes a diving leap, and shoots at a RARCom agent.
As he crashes to the ground, he sees that the agent is unharmed by his shot.
The Parrot People take over the other Butt Gun.
It kills an MoJ guy.
The other Parrot Person removes the Phalek from the gun. Note that this does not kill the Phalek, for some reason.
He kills the Galacian on the ground.
The Castle Bois unleash their firepower against the brick separator.
With the help of some Bennies, they send Dark Fleebnork crashing to the ground.
Squire Timmy steps over the Phalek, his target in sight.
He swings his sword just the way Sir Roho taught him, cleaving the grey parrot from the gun and blowing the gun to bits.
His trusty fish lands on the other parrot...
...and explodes, killing it.
Dark Fleebnork unleashes the power of the Buttnomikon against Major booty bothered.
With the power of "Having a funnier heroic feat planned," Major booty bothered blocks the shit onslaught.
He skewers the disrupted M-Thronian and prepares to throw it at his old pal, Wet Bagel. "Get a job, loser!"
"I can't because [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]!" Wiggle Iggle shrieks as he tumbles into the void again.
Negatron reemerges from the void, wielding ??THE OTHER BUTTNOMIKON?? I guess there are two, now?
He uses it to destroy a Child of Dew.
The corpse of the other Negatron becomes a viral YouTube star.
"I could have pulled out the other Buttnomikon but I was too busy setting up the YouTube channel but I couldn't become a viral star because that corpse kept getting in my frame but I couldn't move it because I couldn't press f to pay respects because there was a dorito crumb under the key but I couldn't get it out because the whole keyboard was stuck under the Buttnomikon," Wortborgle mutters to himself.
Timothy blocks the bridge, easily tossing the Assyrians off the Butte.
Respawns:
(Major booty bothered: "You're kidding, right?")
(dunno where the last guy's hat wandered off too)
The skellies idle on the edge of the map waiting for Bfenix to show up...
Oh shoot, I forgot this guy.
He rushes forward to touch the butt.
He becomes the Austrian Hero Louise Fort Drake!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Well, if you're feeling better, your men are back in the fight and closer than ever to the Buttnomikon!TheCraigfulOne wrote:I'd like to apologize for missing so many orders, I was sick and also [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]. Sorry about that, I see my guys failed like five times to kill anyone while I was gone.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Hello,
I would like my guy to tear that bird off of that guys head and use it to kill ever other minifig on the battlefield, then jump into the butt,
thanks.
I would like my guy to tear that bird off of that guys head and use it to kill ever other minifig on the battlefield, then jump into the butt,
thanks.
Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
RUN TO THE BUTT
TOUCH IT
move anyone else out of the way, preferably with force
TOUCH IT
move anyone else out of the way, preferably with force
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
This forum battle is insane
I really should find my meds
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
I want the Major to stab timotht *or whatever that robots name is* up the butthole from behind with both swords.
I want the other guy to drop his weapon and attempt to beat someone to death with a gibbed body part like a leg or butt
I want the other guy to drop his weapon and attempt to beat someone to death with a gibbed body part like a leg or butt
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
One of my guys sprints and touches the butt, the others try and collapse the bridge that Timothy and the IM are on.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
I only have one dude left?
TOUCH THE BUTT!!! Seriously, run fast, run far, and TOUCH THE BUTT!!!
TOUCH THE BUTT!!! Seriously, run fast, run far, and TOUCH THE BUTT!!!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Zupponn wrote:Grab the guns. All the guns.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Crafting bludgeons from blood and fire like
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
ROUND SEVEN!
FIGHT!
First off, I'm adding a little sub contest: suggest battle music for this battle, I will pick the best, and you will receive a small award in-game. For example, I propose:
Now on with the show!
The Space Pirates start the round off by eliminating the NSSR (no respawns remaining)
The other Pirate makes his way up to the Butt.
The Brootalz gang up on the Darkstormers. "TAKE THIS YA BLACK GITS!" "ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT?"
They kill one Darkstormer but one Brootal tumbles off the stairs, losing his weapon.
The remaining Darkstormer makes his way to the Butt, shoving the pirate aside.
Yesssss... Butt....
The Council of 500 attempts an epic sprint.
Nope.
The remaining Finn picks up the Negatron Blaster.
He shoots at the third Space Pirate.
He gets a good kill!
RARCom spreads out.
A couple guns explode.
The third one tries to kill the last MoJ, but his damage isn't high enough.
MoJ guy makes a run at the Buttnomikon.
He gets to touch it!
The Assyrians try to kill the RARCom agent.
One gun explodes.
The other Assyrian goes up the stairs.
The GGE surrounds the Pole on the stairs.
Their combined attack is devastating.
They move up the stairs behind the IM.
The Assyrian's shark questions the meaning of life.
This is a picture of the Imperial Magikstrate.
They sneak past Timothy.
They attempt to kill Dark Fleebnork but his armor is just enough to survive the attack.
The Trattorian Drone kills Negatron with his brick.
Trattoria now controls the Buttnomikon!
Major B.utthurt leans backwards and stabs into Timothy's butthole.
There is an explosion as Timothy's form changes.
"Thank you for freeing me from my centuries of bondage! Please accept this hug as payment!"
"No hugs."
Great Dane attempts to kill the MoJ guy before he can become a hero, but it appears he is protected by plot armor!
Squire Timmy attacks Dark Fleebnork, but the Buttnomikon throws up a Shit Shield to protect its wielder.
The recoil sends Timmy to the ground.
The other Castle Bois attack the solo Shitgoat ( )
He dies in a geyser of blood.
Louise attacks Dark Fleebnork.
After a short fight, she triumphantly holds up the Buttnomikon and Dark Fleebnork's head.
The Rhamphonauts slaughter the Trattorians, taking over the Big Buttnomikon.
This one stumbles into the void.
The Luchardskoans gang up on Louise Fort Drake.
Their combined fire is precise and deadly.
The Luchardskoans now control the small Buttnomikon.
The M-Thronians gang up on the Luchardskoans, escalating the passive aggression between Ninja_bait and Falk. (2 kills.)
The Brittannian makes a running leap at the Buttnomikon.
He manages to land on it.
The rest of his squad fires on the rainbow bridge.
The bridge is partly damaged.
The Phalek picks up a Parrot Person head. "What's that, polly? I should kill all the people around me?" He murders a Child of Dew.
Then he dives to touch the butt.
The last Child of Dew also touches the butt.
He then picks up the fallen Luchardskoan rifles and fires uselessly at the Castle Bois.
This guy becomes the hero Darkerstorm
The Luchardskoan becomes the hero Blue Merc.
This guy becomes the hero Adequate Dalek.
The Trattorians respawn with their hero Interdimensionoid.
The Rhamphonauts receive the hero Red Barbarian.
The MoJ gets the famous folk hero Jacques Splat!
The Shitgoats respawn.
The Space Pirate Captain Rexx Coltoran appears below the Butte with his trusted pal Monkey Two-Guns.
Louise Fort Drake respawns with two Austrian Clerics.
Captain Colliedog represents for Brittannia.
Dark Fleebnork reappears, armed with a large head separator.
The last Child of Dew becomes the Almighty Benny Gesserit.
The Poles respawn.
"Is this the fucking RC corner or something?"
West Elm crawls out of the bin of many things, pondering what excuses he will use for literally doing nothing this round.
The Skellies continue to wait for BFenix's orders.
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FIGHT!
First off, I'm adding a little sub contest: suggest battle music for this battle, I will pick the best, and you will receive a small award in-game. For example, I propose:
Now on with the show!
The Space Pirates start the round off by eliminating the NSSR (no respawns remaining)
The other Pirate makes his way up to the Butt.
The Brootalz gang up on the Darkstormers. "TAKE THIS YA BLACK GITS!" "ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT?"
They kill one Darkstormer but one Brootal tumbles off the stairs, losing his weapon.
The remaining Darkstormer makes his way to the Butt, shoving the pirate aside.
Yesssss... Butt....
The Council of 500 attempts an epic sprint.
Nope.
The remaining Finn picks up the Negatron Blaster.
He shoots at the third Space Pirate.
He gets a good kill!
RARCom spreads out.
A couple guns explode.
The third one tries to kill the last MoJ, but his damage isn't high enough.
MoJ guy makes a run at the Buttnomikon.
He gets to touch it!
The Assyrians try to kill the RARCom agent.
One gun explodes.
The other Assyrian goes up the stairs.
The GGE surrounds the Pole on the stairs.
Their combined attack is devastating.
They move up the stairs behind the IM.
The Assyrian's shark questions the meaning of life.
This is a picture of the Imperial Magikstrate.
They sneak past Timothy.
They attempt to kill Dark Fleebnork but his armor is just enough to survive the attack.
The Trattorian Drone kills Negatron with his brick.
Trattoria now controls the Buttnomikon!
Major B.utthurt leans backwards and stabs into Timothy's butthole.
There is an explosion as Timothy's form changes.
"Thank you for freeing me from my centuries of bondage! Please accept this hug as payment!"
"No hugs."
Great Dane attempts to kill the MoJ guy before he can become a hero, but it appears he is protected by plot armor!
Squire Timmy attacks Dark Fleebnork, but the Buttnomikon throws up a Shit Shield to protect its wielder.
The recoil sends Timmy to the ground.
The other Castle Bois attack the solo Shitgoat ( )
He dies in a geyser of blood.
Louise attacks Dark Fleebnork.
After a short fight, she triumphantly holds up the Buttnomikon and Dark Fleebnork's head.
The Rhamphonauts slaughter the Trattorians, taking over the Big Buttnomikon.
This one stumbles into the void.
The Luchardskoans gang up on Louise Fort Drake.
Their combined fire is precise and deadly.
The Luchardskoans now control the small Buttnomikon.
The M-Thronians gang up on the Luchardskoans, escalating the passive aggression between Ninja_bait and Falk. (2 kills.)
The Brittannian makes a running leap at the Buttnomikon.
He manages to land on it.
The rest of his squad fires on the rainbow bridge.
The bridge is partly damaged.
The Phalek picks up a Parrot Person head. "What's that, polly? I should kill all the people around me?" He murders a Child of Dew.
Then he dives to touch the butt.
The last Child of Dew also touches the butt.
He then picks up the fallen Luchardskoan rifles and fires uselessly at the Castle Bois.
This guy becomes the hero Darkerstorm
The Luchardskoan becomes the hero Blue Merc.
This guy becomes the hero Adequate Dalek.
The Trattorians respawn with their hero Interdimensionoid.
The Rhamphonauts receive the hero Red Barbarian.
The MoJ gets the famous folk hero Jacques Splat!
The Shitgoats respawn.
The Space Pirate Captain Rexx Coltoran appears below the Butte with his trusted pal Monkey Two-Guns.
Louise Fort Drake respawns with two Austrian Clerics.
Captain Colliedog represents for Brittannia.
Dark Fleebnork reappears, armed with a large head separator.
The last Child of Dew becomes the Almighty Benny Gesserit.
The Poles respawn.
"Is this the fucking RC corner or something?"
West Elm crawls out of the bin of many things, pondering what excuses he will use for literally doing nothing this round.
The Skellies continue to wait for BFenix's orders.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Errata for turn 7:
The two teams without heroes that respawned this turn (Shitgoats and Poland) should have respawned with weapons. I will make the correction to the battle and post the pics here.
I will also post the game status after turn 7 here - a lot of butt touches and party wiping going on.
The two teams without heroes that respawned this turn (Shitgoats and Poland) should have respawned with weapons. I will make the correction to the battle and post the pics here.
I will also post the game status after turn 7 here - a lot of butt touches and party wiping going on.
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