Shifting Winds
Moderators: BrickSyd, Kommander Ken, Duerer, Elmagnifico
Shifting Winds
Previousily
Primitive System near Trago, Outskirts of Magenta Sector
*Technocrats preping Fortification*
Baldur the Iconoclast- So it has come to this... trapped on this backwater dump.
General Kohler I wouldn't count us at a loss yet!
Baldur the Iconoclast -WE ARE CORNERED KOHLER! We have General Sunzi Bao breathing down our necks because that deal fell through AND we got his cyber ninjas or whatever killed! If he doesn't corner us here those damn Magik Peaches are sure to get us after Rohmer's retreat. The worst part is that High command is willing to leave us to die hear to save the embarrassment!
General Kohler - Yes, Rohmer was an idiot... I think it was a victory he was lost in the Naval pursuit that crashed us here in the first place. However, I got the blasted data chip to work! Now that we have information valuable to high command they are dispatching a fleet to retrieve us! We just need to wait it out a little longer.
*A Celestial Kingdom force appears on the horizon.*
General Sunzi Bao - We tracked those incompetent Technocrats here. Let's grab their leader to bring back to the emperor and execute the rest.
*A USA force appears as well*
Hells Fargo Loan Shark - I hoe this venture is a worthy investment, Your government owes the bank quite a bit of money and souls at that
Freedom Commando - ...
Hells Fargo Loan Shark - Maybe those peaches will show up too, that would make that Pumpkin king or yours happy, huh?
Freedom Commando - ...
Hells Fargo Loan Shark - Oh, right... you are that silent brooding type... GRREATT (/s)
Baldur the Iconoclast - Alright men! We need to hold off until the fleet comes!
*The Technocrats mobilize!*
Overwatch
Forces
Technocrats - Survive 6 turns Falk
-2 Heroes: Kohler (calm and calculated cliche) Baulder (Hot head cliche) (no cranky bonus but only 1 feat a turn - can choose who does it)
-8 basic troops (long range weapon)
-2 heavy gunners (size 2 weapon)
-2 elite with d a p p e r gun (short range, ignores armor on organic units)
-1 sniper (long range weapon + additional range)
Celestial Kingdom - Capture Baldur, Kohler, and or data chip Nemoto-sensei
- 1 Hero (honorable general cliche)
- 2 elite swordsman
- 2 squads of 6 (long range weapon)
- Dragon Lance mecha (Size 4, size 3 dual cannons, size two machine gun, 4x size 1 rockets, 2d10 armor)
USA - Capture Baldur, Kohler, and or data chip Ninja_Bait
- I hero (stone cold killer cliche)
- Hells Fargo hitman SD: 1d10, armor: 4, movement: 7
- 3 squads of 5 (long range weapon)
- 1 smart gunner (2d6)
- 1 Sniper (long range weapon + additional range)
- 1 RPG (2 size 1 rockets)
- 1 Humvee (size 4, 2d6 gun)
Imperial Magikstrate (Enters at the end of turn 1) Duerer
Secret Faction (Enters at the end of turn 2) Kommander Ken
Send Orders!
Primitive System near Trago, Outskirts of Magenta Sector
*Technocrats preping Fortification*
Baldur the Iconoclast- So it has come to this... trapped on this backwater dump.
General Kohler I wouldn't count us at a loss yet!
Baldur the Iconoclast -WE ARE CORNERED KOHLER! We have General Sunzi Bao breathing down our necks because that deal fell through AND we got his cyber ninjas or whatever killed! If he doesn't corner us here those damn Magik Peaches are sure to get us after Rohmer's retreat. The worst part is that High command is willing to leave us to die hear to save the embarrassment!
General Kohler - Yes, Rohmer was an idiot... I think it was a victory he was lost in the Naval pursuit that crashed us here in the first place. However, I got the blasted data chip to work! Now that we have information valuable to high command they are dispatching a fleet to retrieve us! We just need to wait it out a little longer.
*A Celestial Kingdom force appears on the horizon.*
General Sunzi Bao - We tracked those incompetent Technocrats here. Let's grab their leader to bring back to the emperor and execute the rest.
*A USA force appears as well*
Hells Fargo Loan Shark - I hoe this venture is a worthy investment, Your government owes the bank quite a bit of money and souls at that
Freedom Commando - ...
Hells Fargo Loan Shark - Maybe those peaches will show up too, that would make that Pumpkin king or yours happy, huh?
Freedom Commando - ...
Hells Fargo Loan Shark - Oh, right... you are that silent brooding type... GRREATT (/s)
Baldur the Iconoclast - Alright men! We need to hold off until the fleet comes!
*The Technocrats mobilize!*
Overwatch
Forces
Technocrats - Survive 6 turns Falk
-2 Heroes: Kohler (calm and calculated cliche) Baulder (Hot head cliche) (no cranky bonus but only 1 feat a turn - can choose who does it)
-8 basic troops (long range weapon)
-2 heavy gunners (size 2 weapon)
-2 elite with d a p p e r gun (short range, ignores armor on organic units)
-1 sniper (long range weapon + additional range)
Celestial Kingdom - Capture Baldur, Kohler, and or data chip Nemoto-sensei
- 1 Hero (honorable general cliche)
- 2 elite swordsman
- 2 squads of 6 (long range weapon)
- Dragon Lance mecha (Size 4, size 3 dual cannons, size two machine gun, 4x size 1 rockets, 2d10 armor)
USA - Capture Baldur, Kohler, and or data chip Ninja_Bait
- I hero (stone cold killer cliche)
- Hells Fargo hitman SD: 1d10, armor: 4, movement: 7
- 3 squads of 5 (long range weapon)
- 1 smart gunner (2d6)
- 1 Sniper (long range weapon + additional range)
- 1 RPG (2 size 1 rockets)
- 1 Humvee (size 4, 2d6 gun)
Imperial Magikstrate (Enters at the end of turn 1) Duerer
Secret Faction (Enters at the end of turn 2) Kommander Ken
Send Orders!
Shifting Winds (Turn 1)
Rolled a D20 for turn order:
Tecnocratic Union (Falk) - Turn 1 defender initiative
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei) - 17
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait) - 12
Tecnocratic Union (Falk)
The Soldiers grab the remain pallets and reinforce the barricades around the gunner positions
Two of the soldiers attempted to get a better positions by climbing the stone hut, but the rocks were too smooth and the slipped off
(WOW, very embarrassing!)
The Technocrats get their shit together and man the battle stations, prepping response actions
Baulder revs his GT chainsaw balde readying himself for action.
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei)
One squad B-lines it for the rocks but only gets so far
The General, flanked by the swordsmen, move forward towards the barricades with the Dragon lance close behind
The Dragon Lance is just shy from releasing a round from its dual cannons into the ranks of the technocrats.
The other squad pivots to follow the other squad, hoping to avoid combat with the USA troops
USA (Ninja_Bait)
The entirety of the USA force moves forward, some farther than others. They land just outside of range of the Technocrats.
The freedom command attempts a feat to headshot a Technocrat and look badass doing it.
He instead trips over nothing, rattling a shot off in the wrong direction!
His bullet makes its way into the chest of one of the soldiers, drawing first blood! FEAT FAILED
Unfortunately The commando can not claim the first blood Benny for a team kill!
Suddenly!
A spiral of magikal energy appear behind a moss covered stone.
Out pops a small Imperial Magikstrate force lead by the battle mage Amara! (Duerer)
Units:
Amara - Well this isn't good! The warping coordinates put us straight into the battlefield!
The CK troops draw their weapons but are stunned by peaches appearing out of thin air before their eyes.
Overwatch
Objectives
Technocrats: Survive to turn 6
Celestial Kingdom: Capture Baulder, Kholer, and/or the chip. Don't let anyone else do that.
United Systems Alliance: Capture Baulder, Kholer, and/or the chip. Don't let anyone else do that.
Imperial Magikstrate: Capture Baulder, Kholer, and/or the chip. Don't let anyone else do that.
Kills
Technocrats: 0
Celestial Kingdom: 0
United Systems Allicance: 1 friendly fire
Imperial Magikstrate: 0
Send Orders!
Tecnocratic Union (Falk) - Turn 1 defender initiative
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei) - 17
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait) - 12
Tecnocratic Union (Falk)
The Soldiers grab the remain pallets and reinforce the barricades around the gunner positions
Two of the soldiers attempted to get a better positions by climbing the stone hut, but the rocks were too smooth and the slipped off
(WOW, very embarrassing!)
The Technocrats get their shit together and man the battle stations, prepping response actions
Baulder revs his GT chainsaw balde readying himself for action.
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei)
One squad B-lines it for the rocks but only gets so far
The General, flanked by the swordsmen, move forward towards the barricades with the Dragon lance close behind
The Dragon Lance is just shy from releasing a round from its dual cannons into the ranks of the technocrats.
The other squad pivots to follow the other squad, hoping to avoid combat with the USA troops
USA (Ninja_Bait)
The entirety of the USA force moves forward, some farther than others. They land just outside of range of the Technocrats.
The freedom command attempts a feat to headshot a Technocrat and look badass doing it.
He instead trips over nothing, rattling a shot off in the wrong direction!
His bullet makes its way into the chest of one of the soldiers, drawing first blood! FEAT FAILED
Unfortunately The commando can not claim the first blood Benny for a team kill!
Suddenly!
A spiral of magikal energy appear behind a moss covered stone.
Out pops a small Imperial Magikstrate force lead by the battle mage Amara! (Duerer)
Units:
Spoiler
Show
X1 Hero (Magik warrior cliche)
X5 Imperial Marines (one is an officer)
X1 Imperial Marine with a heavy weapon
X1 Imperial marine with RPG (X2 size 1 explosives)
X2 Scouting drones (1d6+1 dmg, 6 range, cloaking ability
X5 Imperial Marines (one is an officer)
X1 Imperial Marine with a heavy weapon
X1 Imperial marine with RPG (X2 size 1 explosives)
X2 Scouting drones (1d6+1 dmg, 6 range, cloaking ability
Amara - Well this isn't good! The warping coordinates put us straight into the battlefield!
The CK troops draw their weapons but are stunned by peaches appearing out of thin air before their eyes.
Overwatch
Objectives
Technocrats: Survive to turn 6
Celestial Kingdom: Capture Baulder, Kholer, and/or the chip. Don't let anyone else do that.
United Systems Alliance: Capture Baulder, Kholer, and/or the chip. Don't let anyone else do that.
Imperial Magikstrate: Capture Baulder, Kholer, and/or the chip. Don't let anyone else do that.
Kills
Technocrats: 0
Celestial Kingdom: 0
United Systems Allicance: 1 friendly fire
Imperial Magikstrate: 0
Send Orders!
Last edited by RedRover on Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
- ninja_bait
- I can make this man. I can let him touch the butt. I cannot promise his safety
- Posts: 2029
- Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:04 pm
- Location: Now I'm in New York, making bacon pancakes
Shifting Winds (Turn 2)
Rolled a D20 for turn order:
Tecnocratic Union (Falk) - 6
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei) - 5
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait) - 19
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer) - 15
Quantum Surfer RedRover
Time Stops and a Blue Flame appears in the Technocratic Union's camp
Out of the flames pops some other worldly being chugging some sort of alcoholic beverage
QS! RedRover - Would you look at that?! You got flesh and everything? Not like these ABS clowns. Anyways, just popping in to fix a mistake and then i'll see myself out.
QS! RedRover - You two!
The Technocrats unfreeze. Scratching their heads and looks of bewilderment with a dash of existential terror they ask, What the hell is going on!??!
QS! RedRover - My Drunk ass thought you were supposed to climb up on the house but instead the instruction said you were supposed to climb up on that rock over there! Harmless mistake really...
Technocrats - What? Instructions?? Who are you??
QS! RedRover - Right, right, why do I always get caught up in explaining myself? *Sigh*
The Quantum surfer snaps his fingers
The Technocrats disappear in a small puff of smoke
The quantum surfer snickers to himself - "Hehe, just like that Thanos guy."
Almost as soon as they disappeared they reappeared on the mossy rock.
QS! RedRover - Aright you each get one shot off like you were supposed to!
QS! RedRover -Well that should set things straight, though those poor blokes are going to wake up being confused
QS! RedRover - This is the part where I'd say see you later guys, but you won't remember a lick of this! I gotta go and polish off this bottle, toodles!
QS! RedRover disappears in a blue flame
Editor's Note: I messed up Falk's orders and rectified my mistake.
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait)
Trying to recover from his embarrassing fall, the commando gets into a crawling postion and pretends like that is what he mean't to do the whole time. He motions for the squads of regulars to follow suit.
The regulars do! FEAT SUCCESSFUL
Hells Fargo Hitman - You idiots actually believe that guy did this on purpose!?! He's just trying to save face! Imbeciles...
The dwindling squad (who I forgot to snag a pic of) blows off the head of one of the rock dwelling Technocrats)
Only 3/5 of the other USA squad can get shots off from their crawling positions.
The damage is only enough to destroy half of a pallet barricade.
The last squad moves to get into position
Some can get into position but the whole squad fails at getting a shot off. Meanwhile the humvee hits reverse.
The SMART Gunner and RPG soldiers hop on.
The ready themselves for action, and look pretty badass doing it.
The Humvee starts driving toward the Celestial Kingdom while the sniper runs alongside, unable to find room aboard.
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer)
The scouting drones cloak themselves
The Imperial Marines fan out
One marine critically fails to fire his rocket
BOOOOOOOM
All that is left is ash and ember
The rest of the Marines, apparently unfazed by what just occurred, take aim on the squad of Celestials
Despite the marine training and close proximity, only two were able to get a shot off. Two from the opposing squad go down.
The Marine with the chain gun makes up for it though with a critical success in skill and damage.
He mows down two and forces the other two to bail.
Amara leaps up on the rock to do something badass.
With magik and might she hurls her blade at the leg of the Dragon Lance Walker.
The blade slices through one of the cloaked drones instead of the Walker. FEAT FAILED.
The drone is destroyed and her blade is now far from her.
This is awkward.
Tecnocratic Union (Falk)
The Sniper fires a deadly bolt at the Freedom Commando
a soldier dives over him to redshirt.
He gets dead.
Baulder is tired of waiting and moves towards the stone hut.
He rips off a huge stone from the door way (Was that a structural support )
With all his strength and the perfect form of an olympic hammer tosser he heaves the stone
It soars across the battlefield towards the Celestial Kingdom forces.
It strikes the side of the walker, sending it tumbling backwards. FEAT SUCCESSFUL
The squad underneath uses their saved action to bail!
The rockets that the mech used as a cushion go off! The frame of the mech absorbed most of the damage saving the members of the squad but chipping off a CP from the walker (3/4).
Rock boy fires at the USA squad once more
He hits a soldier right through the eye taking his life.
General Kholer goes inside with the chip
The Elite guards with the death rays advance towards the USA troops while Baulder grabs is Chain sword.
Everyone else holds positions and response actions to fire on anyone who comes any closer!
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei)
All of the disrupted troops get up.
The last two of one of the squads execute an Imperial Marine.
The other squad regroups and starts to make its way towards its original objective.
Though fallen, the Dragon Lance is able to operate its cannons to get a shot off.
Blowing away another marine.
The swordsmen dash towards the Imperials with blades in hand and revenge in heart.
Unfortunately one could not do any damage and the other could only get close enough to stare menacingly.
General Sunzi Bao uses a feat to take a precisely aimed shot out of range.
His shot hit its mark. FEAT SUCCESSFUL!
Suddenly
Brootals
Brootals
BROOTALS!!
Brootal Units (Kommander Ken)
Overwatch
NEW Objectives
Brootals - Kill
Everyone else - Survive
Kills
Technocrats: 3
Celestial Kingdom: 2
United Systems Allicance: 1 + 1 friendly fire
Imperial Magikstrate: 4 + 2 friendly fire
Brootals: 0
SEND ORDERS!
Tecnocratic Union (Falk) - 6
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei) - 5
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait) - 19
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer) - 15
Quantum Surfer RedRover
Time Stops and a Blue Flame appears in the Technocratic Union's camp
Out of the flames pops some other worldly being chugging some sort of alcoholic beverage
QS! RedRover - Would you look at that?! You got flesh and everything? Not like these ABS clowns. Anyways, just popping in to fix a mistake and then i'll see myself out.
QS! RedRover - You two!
The Technocrats unfreeze. Scratching their heads and looks of bewilderment with a dash of existential terror they ask, What the hell is going on!??!
QS! RedRover - My Drunk ass thought you were supposed to climb up on the house but instead the instruction said you were supposed to climb up on that rock over there! Harmless mistake really...
Technocrats - What? Instructions?? Who are you??
QS! RedRover - Right, right, why do I always get caught up in explaining myself? *Sigh*
The Quantum surfer snaps his fingers
The Technocrats disappear in a small puff of smoke
The quantum surfer snickers to himself - "Hehe, just like that Thanos guy."
Almost as soon as they disappeared they reappeared on the mossy rock.
QS! RedRover - Aright you each get one shot off like you were supposed to!
QS! RedRover -Well that should set things straight, though those poor blokes are going to wake up being confused
QS! RedRover - This is the part where I'd say see you later guys, but you won't remember a lick of this! I gotta go and polish off this bottle, toodles!
QS! RedRover disappears in a blue flame
Editor's Note: I messed up Falk's orders and rectified my mistake.
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait)
Trying to recover from his embarrassing fall, the commando gets into a crawling postion and pretends like that is what he mean't to do the whole time. He motions for the squads of regulars to follow suit.
The regulars do! FEAT SUCCESSFUL
Hells Fargo Hitman - You idiots actually believe that guy did this on purpose!?! He's just trying to save face! Imbeciles...
The dwindling squad (who I forgot to snag a pic of) blows off the head of one of the rock dwelling Technocrats)
Only 3/5 of the other USA squad can get shots off from their crawling positions.
The damage is only enough to destroy half of a pallet barricade.
The last squad moves to get into position
Some can get into position but the whole squad fails at getting a shot off. Meanwhile the humvee hits reverse.
The SMART Gunner and RPG soldiers hop on.
The ready themselves for action, and look pretty badass doing it.
The Humvee starts driving toward the Celestial Kingdom while the sniper runs alongside, unable to find room aboard.
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer)
The scouting drones cloak themselves
The Imperial Marines fan out
One marine critically fails to fire his rocket
BOOOOOOOM
All that is left is ash and ember
The rest of the Marines, apparently unfazed by what just occurred, take aim on the squad of Celestials
Despite the marine training and close proximity, only two were able to get a shot off. Two from the opposing squad go down.
The Marine with the chain gun makes up for it though with a critical success in skill and damage.
He mows down two and forces the other two to bail.
Amara leaps up on the rock to do something badass.
With magik and might she hurls her blade at the leg of the Dragon Lance Walker.
The blade slices through one of the cloaked drones instead of the Walker. FEAT FAILED.
The drone is destroyed and her blade is now far from her.
This is awkward.
Tecnocratic Union (Falk)
The Sniper fires a deadly bolt at the Freedom Commando
a soldier dives over him to redshirt.
He gets dead.
Baulder is tired of waiting and moves towards the stone hut.
He rips off a huge stone from the door way (Was that a structural support )
With all his strength and the perfect form of an olympic hammer tosser he heaves the stone
It soars across the battlefield towards the Celestial Kingdom forces.
It strikes the side of the walker, sending it tumbling backwards. FEAT SUCCESSFUL
The squad underneath uses their saved action to bail!
The rockets that the mech used as a cushion go off! The frame of the mech absorbed most of the damage saving the members of the squad but chipping off a CP from the walker (3/4).
Rock boy fires at the USA squad once more
He hits a soldier right through the eye taking his life.
General Kholer goes inside with the chip
The Elite guards with the death rays advance towards the USA troops while Baulder grabs is Chain sword.
Everyone else holds positions and response actions to fire on anyone who comes any closer!
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei)
All of the disrupted troops get up.
The last two of one of the squads execute an Imperial Marine.
The other squad regroups and starts to make its way towards its original objective.
Though fallen, the Dragon Lance is able to operate its cannons to get a shot off.
Blowing away another marine.
The swordsmen dash towards the Imperials with blades in hand and revenge in heart.
Unfortunately one could not do any damage and the other could only get close enough to stare menacingly.
General Sunzi Bao uses a feat to take a precisely aimed shot out of range.
His shot hit its mark. FEAT SUCCESSFUL!
Suddenly
Brootals
Brootals
BROOTALS!!
Brootal Units (Kommander Ken)
Spoiler
Show
x1 Hero - Kharag the Iron-Willed (Brootal Warloard Cliche)
x8 Grunt Boys with one "officer" (1SD cc dmg, 1d6 dmg with 6 range)
x4 Gunner Boys (1d6+1 dmg, 10 range)
x1 Big Blasta Boy (2 size 1 explosives, 15 range)
x1 Flama Boy (1d4 fire dmg with size 2 arc)
x2 Spear Boys (2SD cc dmg)
x1 Brootalizer Tank (3d6 dmg, 12 range, 3d10 armor, size 4)
x8 Grunt Boys with one "officer" (1SD cc dmg, 1d6 dmg with 6 range)
x4 Gunner Boys (1d6+1 dmg, 10 range)
x1 Big Blasta Boy (2 size 1 explosives, 15 range)
x1 Flama Boy (1d4 fire dmg with size 2 arc)
x2 Spear Boys (2SD cc dmg)
x1 Brootalizer Tank (3d6 dmg, 12 range, 3d10 armor, size 4)
NEW Objectives
Brootals - Kill
Everyone else - Survive
Kills
Technocrats: 3
Celestial Kingdom: 2
United Systems Allicance: 1 + 1 friendly fire
Imperial Magikstrate: 4 + 2 friendly fire
Brootals: 0
SEND ORDERS!
- Kommander Ken
- an avid fan of large round cannons
- Posts: 2141
- Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:25 am
- Location: Getting Brootalized
Re: Shifting Winds
Hold on to yer buttz.
Spoiler
Show
Shifting Winds (Turn 3)
Rolled a D20 for turn order:
Tecnocratic Union (Falk) - 6
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei) - 1
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait) - 15
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer) - 13
Brootalz (Kommander Ken) - 19
Editor's Note: The D20 really hates Celestial Kingdom Apparently
Brootalz (Kommander Ken)
Kharag - ALRITE YA SCRUBZ, TIME DA BROOTALIZE DESE PANZEES!
Kharag and his grunt boys move towards the Celestials, the Flama Boy trails behind.
Five of the grunts get shots off!
Their range and damage allow them to brootalize three of the squad.
Kharag leaps up onto the Fallen Dragon Lance.
With a mighty swing he destorys the Dragon Lance's Kannon and knocks off another CP (2/4). FEAT SUCCESSFUL
The Gunna boys and the Rocket boy move up and out of the way of the tank. They sit confused waiting for orders.
The Brootalizer Tank turns towards the USA Humvee, looking like it's ready to fire off some rounds.
Instead they put the pedal to the metal and ram the humvee, knocking out the front section and a CP (3/4).
The Cannons lock on.
USA Driver - Oh shi......
The rounds rip through the jeep like a brootal through butter.
The driver and the gunner are completely obliterated without a trace.
Fortunately the the USA troops the SMART-gunner, RPG soldier, and sniper were able to bail from the explosion.
The Chain-Spear boys hop off the tank and make their way to the fallen soldier.
Boy 1 - DAT FLESHIE SCRUB IZ MINE!
Boy 2 - KILL'EM FIRST DEN WE CAN ROK, BROOTAL, BIGGA BROOTAL FOR EM!
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait)
The SMART-gunner picks himself up.
He unleashes some USA manufactured steel into the Brootal's face, popping its head off with a gush of green blood.
[/url]
The other specialists pick themselves up as well.
The Sniper's gun jams but the RPG trooper gets a rocket off. FUCK YEAH MURICA!
The damage is abysmal, but strong enough to down a tree and squish a Brootal.
The Sniper Magikally gets teleported behind the rock because that is what Nimja originally ordered.
The command sticks with his crawling idea and has everyone inch forward into some non-existent tall grass. FEAT SUCCESSFUL
The Technocrats fire in response but the heavy gunner gets jammed.
Another USA soldier goes down.
Seven of the ten soldiers roll high enough to fire at the barricade.
The damage is ridiculous and the barricade along with three of the Technocrats are obliterated.
The Hell's Fargo hitman, finally deciding to get into the action, sprints at demonic speed (any speed he goes is demonic since he is a demon...)
He performs a cool sliding maneuver while ringing some shots out to end the last rock-climbing Technocrat's life.
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer)
Amara uses magik (Not the force) to bring her sword and the drone parts back her way.
With a mix of technomancy and combat magik she learned at the academy she combines the sword and drone parts.
She creates a giant Magik drone sword that looks something straight out of an anime. FEAT SUCCESSFUL
Stats: 3SD of cc dmg or ability to shoot 1SD of 10in range damage (Magik Missile)
Amara fires a magik missile out of the sword!
She continues her streak of good rolls with enough over damage to pop the heads off of both the Celestials.
Two of the Marines fire at the other squad of Celestials.
They down the officer.
The stealth drone de-cloaks itself to fire its twin d6 blasters at the swordsmen locked in CC with the marine.
The swordsmen is slain.
The Last of the Magikstrate reposition to take out the swordsmen, but the Heavy jams his gun.
Nonetheless it is enough to end the last swordsmen.
Tecnocratic Union (Falk)
The Sniper hits a tree instead of the IM Battle Mage.
Baulder and his security detail reposition for more cover behind the mossy rock.
The remainder of the front lines continues to hold its position with response fire, despite the looming threat of the USA on their left flank.
General Kholer sits inside with the data chip.
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei)
General Sunzi Bao - I call upon you great protectors in the sky, hail down a rain of flaming boulders to vanquish these magik wielding foes!/i]
An owl swoops down and lands on a tree branch, staring blankly at the general. FEAT FAILED
The last of the Celestial footmen move up and fire at the IM marines.
They manage to take one out.
Overwatch
Objectives
Brootals - Kill
Everyone else - Survive
Kills
Technocrats: 4
Celestial Kingdom: 3
United Systems Allicance: 7 + 1 friendly fire
Imperial Magikstrate: 9 + 2 friendly fire
Brootals: 5
SEND ORDERS!
Tecnocratic Union (Falk) - 6
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei) - 1
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait) - 15
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer) - 13
Brootalz (Kommander Ken) - 19
Editor's Note: The D20 really hates Celestial Kingdom Apparently
Brootalz (Kommander Ken)
Kharag - ALRITE YA SCRUBZ, TIME DA BROOTALIZE DESE PANZEES!
Kharag and his grunt boys move towards the Celestials, the Flama Boy trails behind.
Five of the grunts get shots off!
Their range and damage allow them to brootalize three of the squad.
Kharag leaps up onto the Fallen Dragon Lance.
With a mighty swing he destorys the Dragon Lance's Kannon and knocks off another CP (2/4). FEAT SUCCESSFUL
The Gunna boys and the Rocket boy move up and out of the way of the tank. They sit confused waiting for orders.
The Brootalizer Tank turns towards the USA Humvee, looking like it's ready to fire off some rounds.
Instead they put the pedal to the metal and ram the humvee, knocking out the front section and a CP (3/4).
The Cannons lock on.
USA Driver - Oh shi......
The rounds rip through the jeep like a brootal through butter.
The driver and the gunner are completely obliterated without a trace.
Fortunately the the USA troops the SMART-gunner, RPG soldier, and sniper were able to bail from the explosion.
The Chain-Spear boys hop off the tank and make their way to the fallen soldier.
Boy 1 - DAT FLESHIE SCRUB IZ MINE!
Boy 2 - KILL'EM FIRST DEN WE CAN ROK, BROOTAL, BIGGA BROOTAL FOR EM!
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait)
The SMART-gunner picks himself up.
He unleashes some USA manufactured steel into the Brootal's face, popping its head off with a gush of green blood.
[/url]
The other specialists pick themselves up as well.
The Sniper's gun jams but the RPG trooper gets a rocket off. FUCK YEAH MURICA!
The damage is abysmal, but strong enough to down a tree and squish a Brootal.
The Sniper Magikally gets teleported behind the rock because that is what Nimja originally ordered.
The command sticks with his crawling idea and has everyone inch forward into some non-existent tall grass. FEAT SUCCESSFUL
The Technocrats fire in response but the heavy gunner gets jammed.
Another USA soldier goes down.
Seven of the ten soldiers roll high enough to fire at the barricade.
The damage is ridiculous and the barricade along with three of the Technocrats are obliterated.
The Hell's Fargo hitman, finally deciding to get into the action, sprints at demonic speed (any speed he goes is demonic since he is a demon...)
He performs a cool sliding maneuver while ringing some shots out to end the last rock-climbing Technocrat's life.
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer)
Amara uses magik (Not the force) to bring her sword and the drone parts back her way.
With a mix of technomancy and combat magik she learned at the academy she combines the sword and drone parts.
She creates a giant Magik drone sword that looks something straight out of an anime. FEAT SUCCESSFUL
Stats: 3SD of cc dmg or ability to shoot 1SD of 10in range damage (Magik Missile)
Amara fires a magik missile out of the sword!
She continues her streak of good rolls with enough over damage to pop the heads off of both the Celestials.
Two of the Marines fire at the other squad of Celestials.
They down the officer.
The stealth drone de-cloaks itself to fire its twin d6 blasters at the swordsmen locked in CC with the marine.
The swordsmen is slain.
The Last of the Magikstrate reposition to take out the swordsmen, but the Heavy jams his gun.
Nonetheless it is enough to end the last swordsmen.
Tecnocratic Union (Falk)
The Sniper hits a tree instead of the IM Battle Mage.
Baulder and his security detail reposition for more cover behind the mossy rock.
The remainder of the front lines continues to hold its position with response fire, despite the looming threat of the USA on their left flank.
General Kholer sits inside with the data chip.
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei)
General Sunzi Bao - I call upon you great protectors in the sky, hail down a rain of flaming boulders to vanquish these magik wielding foes!/i]
An owl swoops down and lands on a tree branch, staring blankly at the general. FEAT FAILED
The last of the Celestial footmen move up and fire at the IM marines.
They manage to take one out.
Overwatch
Objectives
Brootals - Kill
Everyone else - Survive
Kills
Technocrats: 4
Celestial Kingdom: 3
United Systems Allicance: 7 + 1 friendly fire
Imperial Magikstrate: 9 + 2 friendly fire
Brootals: 5
SEND ORDERS!
- Kommander Ken
- an avid fan of large round cannons
- Posts: 2141
- Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:25 am
- Location: Getting Brootalized
Re: Shifting Winds
BROOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAALLZZZZ!!!
Spoiler
Show
Shifting Winds (Turn 4)
Rolled a D20 for turn order:
Tecnocratic Union (Falk) - 2
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei) - 12
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait) - 3
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer) - 4
Brootals (Kommander Ken) - 1
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei)
The few remaining Celestial Kingdom soldiers take out an IM Marine.
The general spins around and points his blades at the battle mage, challenging her to a duel.
The challenge draws all of the Battle mage's focus, detering her from taking any other actions aside from dueling for the turn. Feat Successful!
Amara leaps towards the general to engage in combat!
The two lock in close combat.
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer)
The reminder of the IM forces dispose of the two Celestials. Amara is still engaged in close combat.
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait)
The commando gets up and gestures with head nods another formation.
The soldiers start to converge to form...
THE PYRAMID OF FREEDOM!!
The Commando dashes up the side of the formation!
The hurdles over the Technocrats, performing a sweet ariel barrel roll...
and flies right off the map. Feat Failed
The Pyramid lays fire along the Technocrat ranks,
decimating their numbers and eliminating the barricaded forces.
Hells Fargo Hitman -Looks like I gotta do all the heavy lifting around here...
He leaps over the rock to finish what the commando could not.
He also performs a nice blurred barrel roll,
but successfully sticks the landing! unfortunately his guns jam.
The RPG soldier reload while the sniper misses a shot.
The SMART gunner fires at the other chain-spear Brootal
An explosion of green blood erupts from the downed Brootal.
Tecnocratic Union (Falk)
The Technocrats guards melt the flesh off the demon with their death beams.
This sniper misses his shot as well.
Baulder tries another rock throwing feat but throws out his back instead. Feat Failed
Brootals (Kommander Ken)
The tank blows the USA soldier to smithereens.
The tank turns a little bit..
and rams straight into the rocks, crushing them and the two USA specialists.
The horde advances!
Rocket Boy puts the pyramid in his sights
The rocket launches!
The hit turns half the pyramid into a pile of blood and carnage while the other half is disrupted (minus 2 of them).
Kharag - "Yo Scrubz! Yous a buncha panzees. You don fite like real ork, you fite like limp noodle.... You fite me now!"
The dueling heroes disengage briefly.
General - "Did he just call us limp noodles?!?
Amara - "This does not look good for us..."
Kharag jumps down to engage the heroes.
The Brootal horde cleans up the last of the Imperials.
LAST TURN/EPILOGUE COMING!
Tecnocratic Union (Falk) - 2
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei) - 12
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait) - 3
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer) - 4
Brootals (Kommander Ken) - 1
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei)
The few remaining Celestial Kingdom soldiers take out an IM Marine.
The general spins around and points his blades at the battle mage, challenging her to a duel.
The challenge draws all of the Battle mage's focus, detering her from taking any other actions aside from dueling for the turn. Feat Successful!
Amara leaps towards the general to engage in combat!
The two lock in close combat.
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer)
The reminder of the IM forces dispose of the two Celestials. Amara is still engaged in close combat.
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait)
The commando gets up and gestures with head nods another formation.
The soldiers start to converge to form...
THE PYRAMID OF FREEDOM!!
The Commando dashes up the side of the formation!
The hurdles over the Technocrats, performing a sweet ariel barrel roll...
and flies right off the map. Feat Failed
The Pyramid lays fire along the Technocrat ranks,
decimating their numbers and eliminating the barricaded forces.
Hells Fargo Hitman -Looks like I gotta do all the heavy lifting around here...
He leaps over the rock to finish what the commando could not.
He also performs a nice blurred barrel roll,
but successfully sticks the landing! unfortunately his guns jam.
The RPG soldier reload while the sniper misses a shot.
The SMART gunner fires at the other chain-spear Brootal
An explosion of green blood erupts from the downed Brootal.
Tecnocratic Union (Falk)
The Technocrats guards melt the flesh off the demon with their death beams.
This sniper misses his shot as well.
Baulder tries another rock throwing feat but throws out his back instead. Feat Failed
Brootals (Kommander Ken)
The tank blows the USA soldier to smithereens.
The tank turns a little bit..
and rams straight into the rocks, crushing them and the two USA specialists.
The horde advances!
Rocket Boy puts the pyramid in his sights
The rocket launches!
The hit turns half the pyramid into a pile of blood and carnage while the other half is disrupted (minus 2 of them).
Kharag - "Yo Scrubz! Yous a buncha panzees. You don fite like real ork, you fite like limp noodle.... You fite me now!"
The dueling heroes disengage briefly.
General - "Did he just call us limp noodles?!?
Amara - "This does not look good for us..."
Kharag jumps down to engage the heroes.
The Brootal horde cleans up the last of the Imperials.
LAST TURN/EPILOGUE COMING!
- Kommander Ken
- an avid fan of large round cannons
- Posts: 2141
- Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:25 am
- Location: Getting Brootalized
Re: Shifting Winds
This battle is up to the brim with ossum. Good stuff as always, Red!
Spoiler
Show
- ninja_bait
- I can make this man. I can let him touch the butt. I cannot promise his safety
- Posts: 2029
- Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:04 pm
- Location: Now I'm in New York, making bacon pancakes
Re: Shifting Winds
I actually laughed out loud at the USA hero flying off the map. Perfect comedy timing!
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
- Bragallot
- MULTIPLE, SIMULTANEOUS AND DEVASTATING DEFENSIVE DEEP STRIKES!!!
- Posts: 5367
- Joined: Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:00 pm
- Location: Medivo
Re: Shifting Winds
This battle is awesome. That pyramid of freedom. And BROOTALZ.
Re: Shifting Winds
This battle is really entertaining and awesome!
Re: Shifting Winds
Pyramid of Freedom
Re: Shifting Winds
Since I am posting this 2months late, some of the details are a little foggy... so there's that. Anyway, hope you enjoy!
Final Turn & Epilogue
The USA troopers get off their lazy asses and advance on the Technocrats
They focus their freedom fire on dispatching the two elites that they completely ignore Baulder crouching behind the rock
This soldier got his head blown off, I can't exactly remember how
The Horde starts to circle around the trio of dueling heroes
Amara strikes at the Brootal boss, who side steps and parries
The general, sensing the bigger threat, turns is focus towards the brootal hero
As Sunzi lunges in for the kill, his attack was anticipated by Kharag
The force of a point blank blast knocks the lifeless general's body backwards as his golden katanas follow suit.
Amara leaps back out of the action. She tries to maintain her composure as she is standing alone, face to face with the horde of invaders.
Amara - "Who... What... Are you?
Kharag the Iron-Willed - "HAHAHA, U DON KNO??? WE DEM BADDEST BOIS IN DA GALAXY. WE DA STOMPA OF SCRUBZ LEIK U. WE DA BROOTALZ!!
Brootal Horde - "WAGAHAHAHA!
After the The Brootals out the remainder of the battle field
Grunt Boy - "BOSS, WE GOT SUM SCRUBZ FUR U TA DO SUMFIN WIT"
Grunt Boy - "WE GOT DA MAGIK ONE YOUS WUZ FIGHTIN WIF. DEN DIS ONE WUZ HIDIN N DA HUT WIT PISSED PANTZ. DIS LAST ONW WE FOUND AFTER CLEARING SOME SCRUZ... HE HAD A BLAD LEIK URS BUT SHINY!"
Kharag - "OOO! WE LEIK DEM SHINY STRONG STUFF!
Kharag - "WE TAKIN DA TWO WIT DA SHINY BLADES! DEY WILL SHOW US MAKE R BLADES SHINY! GO TAKE CARE OF DA PANTZ PISSIN SCRUB"
The Brootalz take Amara and Baulder as captives, General Kohler is not as fortunate.
END
Congrats to Kommander Ken for the victory! BROOOOOTAAAALZZZ! Thank you everyone else for participating, watching, and waiting for my lazy ass to finally finish this!
Final Turn & Epilogue
The USA troopers get off their lazy asses and advance on the Technocrats
They focus their freedom fire on dispatching the two elites that they completely ignore Baulder crouching behind the rock
This soldier got his head blown off, I can't exactly remember how
The Horde starts to circle around the trio of dueling heroes
Amara strikes at the Brootal boss, who side steps and parries
The general, sensing the bigger threat, turns is focus towards the brootal hero
As Sunzi lunges in for the kill, his attack was anticipated by Kharag
The force of a point blank blast knocks the lifeless general's body backwards as his golden katanas follow suit.
Amara leaps back out of the action. She tries to maintain her composure as she is standing alone, face to face with the horde of invaders.
Amara - "Who... What... Are you?
Kharag the Iron-Willed - "HAHAHA, U DON KNO??? WE DEM BADDEST BOIS IN DA GALAXY. WE DA STOMPA OF SCRUBZ LEIK U. WE DA BROOTALZ!!
Brootal Horde - "WAGAHAHAHA!
After the The Brootals out the remainder of the battle field
Grunt Boy - "BOSS, WE GOT SUM SCRUBZ FUR U TA DO SUMFIN WIT"
Grunt Boy - "WE GOT DA MAGIK ONE YOUS WUZ FIGHTIN WIF. DEN DIS ONE WUZ HIDIN N DA HUT WIT PISSED PANTZ. DIS LAST ONW WE FOUND AFTER CLEARING SOME SCRUZ... HE HAD A BLAD LEIK URS BUT SHINY!"
Kharag - "OOO! WE LEIK DEM SHINY STRONG STUFF!
Kharag - "WE TAKIN DA TWO WIT DA SHINY BLADES! DEY WILL SHOW US MAKE R BLADES SHINY! GO TAKE CARE OF DA PANTZ PISSIN SCRUB"
The Brootalz take Amara and Baulder as captives, General Kohler is not as fortunate.
END
Congrats to Kommander Ken for the victory! BROOOOOTAAAALZZZ! Thank you everyone else for participating, watching, and waiting for my lazy ass to finally finish this!
- Kastrenzo
- all I have is anthrax and rage
- Posts: 1056
- Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:49 am
- Location: RAM RANCH
Re: Shifting Winds
making me consider doing a map like that next time, instead of a bunch of paltes