Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 1

[Bragallot]

http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=17471

Round 1. Turn order as decided by the dice.

THE WOLFPACK



Everyone except the heavies moves up a little to lay down some righteous firepower on the undead.



Two necropharaohs fall to the jaeger's fire.



Two peach mutants are cut down as well.



Cheered on by the corporal, Johnny blitzes forward, casually decapitating a mutant who gets in his way.



He then leaps up towards the tank. Ay-up!



Landing, Johnny cleaves the cockpit with his power blade. To his grief, there's no one inside to kill.



Smashing the windshield leaves him somewhat exposed as he settles down to claim the tank, but having a tank is a good thing nevertheless. The Luftpanzer hums to life, levitating ever so slightly as the engines start working and the weapons systems come online.

[Maraxous]

I really like this tank. It may be shamelessly copied.

[Bragallot]

A spy?! The Prussian secret polizei has been dispatched to your house, sah!

PLANETARY GARRISON



Field Marshal Johanna informs Johnny Blitzkrieg there's a hatch to a secret tunnel that leads to the base near his position.



Sure enough, a hatch opens moments after on one of the slopes.



Pwhoar! Plow through damage from one of the tower guards tears through two skeletons!



The officer buffs one of the tower guards' armour.



The troopers move forward. With the undead still out of reach, they prepare response fire.

[Bragallot]

MERCENARY SURVIVORS



"GET TO DA TANKAA!"



"I have to remind you Johnny, this is mah weak arm!"



Ahnuld lets Johnny go and commandeers the tank. Johnny falls but is unharmed. Ahnuld wasn't going after him specifically, but he was in the way.



Flamer and Troll open fire on the peach mutants. One mutant is roasted. Johnny is luckily not caught in the fire.



Two Blue Sons and Assyrians open fire, killing two more peach mutants.



The rest start shooting at the peach infiltrators. Ironically, only the armoured RoboTron falls.

THE MANLY MEN



Psycho Dad, Son and Gramps move up and prove their worth. Three shots, three kills!



The manly troopers move diagonally forward, shooting at the skeletons' exposed backs as they go. Scratch one load of undead!



Manly Santa spends the turn rummaging through his sack, but doesn't seem to find what he's looking for. Luckily his men appear to be doing fine without his help.

[Bragallot]

THE PEACH INFILTRATORS



The aliens fire back on the mercenaries with their bowcasters. Terrible terrible damage! Two Blue Sons and one of the Black Goggles fall.



Valeera, the yellow leader of the infiltrators, leads her men down the slope. The heavily armoured peaches let themselves drop down like rocks since they know they're going to survive the fall damage anyway. The chicken mascot inspires some extra movement in one of his allies.



This Assyrian has a soft spot for Valeera's golden arrows.

THE ARMY OF THE DAMNED



The necromancers attempt to mitigate the losses the undead have already suffered.



The necropharaoh is raised anew, minus one arm.



This necromancer has less luck. So does his patient (or victim).



The ghost bows open fire. One trooper takes an arrow in the gut.



The skeletons then shamble mindlessly forward. "OPEN FIRE!" Three skeletons are re-killed.



The last peach mutant tries to climb up the tank, but impales himself on one of the blades and becomes little more than a hood ornament.



The tougher (and smarter) wraiths turn towards the manly men attacking their rear. One is scythed.



Necropharaohs run over the walkway and shoot down, killing one wolf.

Secret Faction - The Ironic Punishment Division



The IPD has arrived...

ROUND 1 DONE. ACCEPTING ROUND 2 ORDERS FROM:

NINJA-BAIT

SCRATCH

BACONQUISTADOR

RECONMINER

(Peach Infiltrators still up for grabs)

In Round 2 some of the secret factions will start arriving, so BRACE YOURSELVES!

[Bragallot]

Still need bait's orders.

[ninja_bait]

Still need bait's orders.

Nuhhhhh