An Artifakt Arsenal - Finished
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Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 2
My holiest hand grenade worked!! Take that you heathen scum, luckily he managed to count to 5
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Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 2
By the looks of it, that hot air balloon has the pieces to be an ice cream...
The ice cream lady will attempt to make a massive ice cream to attract the children as her minions
The ice cream lady will attempt to make a massive ice cream to attract the children as her minions
Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 2
That Ice cream lady is very determined, first she tried to kill them, now she wants to help them.
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Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 3
Turn 3
Archeologists
The digger on the trike makes a turn around the tree...
...and runs straight into Lady Leonora!
Leonora is thrown out of the saddle, and splashes into the lake! Her horse is knocked down, but not hurt. The trike loses an SP, however, leaving one.
Tony snatches up Annabella's hyperblade!
"Ha! You fell for my trick!"
He attacks! But an Acquirien leaps in the way, and gets stabbed in Annabella's place.
The archeologist on the roof shoots at Annabella, but misses.
The Mechanik with the flamethrower walks into the gas station.
She prepares response fire.
The digger with the artifakt attacks the sphinx.
The Omnislayer Sword strikes with terrifying force! The sphinx loses an SP, and has three left.
Civilians
The ice cream lady has an idea. She grabs some briks from the destroyed balloon...
...and creates a giant ice cream cone!
The children are in awe. They are ready to follow the one who commands such incredible ice cream power.
Knights of the Square Table
King Auris speaks, his voice sounding across the battlefield.
"Hear me! Our foes are many and deadly, yet we shall not falter! Our foes seek to steal the sacred artifakts, yet in the end, they will be ours! For I carry the divine right of kings! And thus, the artifakts are rightfully mine! That is how it works, honest!"
The King's whole army is bolstered by his inspiring words, gaining five Bennies for this turn!
The raging dragon spews fire over the lake, but no one gets burnt.
Lady Leonora (having waded ashore) tries to help the wounded creature.
"Mighty dragon! Calm yourself, and your wounds shall heal..."
The dragon isn't interested. It roasts Leonora.
She survives, but is now on fire.
The dragon flies back towards the catapult.
(Yikes that's a blurry pic)
Lady Leonora starts working at the dig site, and finds something!
It's the Reflector Shield! If the wielder is hit by an attack, they can make a Skill roll. If they roll equal or higher than the attacker's roll, the damage is reflected right back at the attacker!
"Just as the King said! We will have the artifakts!"
The catapult fires at the Collector Cruiser once more.
Finally a hit! The Collector Cruiser loses one SP, leaving seven.
The Mechanik disassembles the large rock. Maybe he has a plan for those big ugly rock pieces?
King Auris rides back to the catapult.
"Sire?" the crewman says. "Are we retreating?"
"Of course not!" King Auris replies. "I'm just... winding up for another charge!"
The minifig-at-arms swipes an Acquirien laser rifle from the retrieval vehicle.
Not wanting to be left alone, she sprints after the King.
The archer ditches his crossbow, and grabs a gun.
He and Sir Dracus goes to get the Omnislayer sword, but there's a sphinx in the way. The archer fires.
An incredible shot! Boosted by multiple Bennies, the bullet hits the sphinx right in the rear end, taking away two SP! The sphinx only has one left!
Pharaoh Nephren-Kra
Undaunted, the sphinx attacks the retrieval vehicle, which loses one SP. It has three left.
The skeletons spread out.
One of them slays Sir Dracus! The archer just wasn't alert enough to jump in the way...
Two skeletons attack the retrieval vehicle, taking off another SP. Two left.
This skeleton attacks the last minifig-at-arms, but she manages to survive.
Nephren-Kra looks with disdain at the sunbather.
"You fools relax on sand as if it was your playground. You do not realize what a deadly foe it can be."
"Huh?"
A flesh-tearing sandstorm is summoned! It will move randomly each turn, and deal 2d6 damage to anything with flesh caught in it.
The Mechanik corrects the insulting information sign.
"There we go! 'This area, now and forever, is part of the eternal kingdom of glorious pharaoh Nephren-Kra.' Much better!"
The Acquiriens
The Collector Cruiser takes off again.
It turns its guns on the dragon!
The dragon crashes to the ground, finally slain.
The Mechanik hops onto the retrieval vehicle, taking control of the claw.
"Where did that King go?" the driver says. "I wanted to take him out..."
"Well, there's a pharaoh just nearby! Let's get him instead!"
The claw misses, but a laser shot from the gun forces the skeleton with the palm leaf to push his pharaoh out of the way, and get blown to bits.
These Acquiriens keep shooting at the archeologist on the roof. They keep hitting her cover, though, and what remains of the roof finally collapses.
Annabella shoots Tony! But he's fine, it's just a flesh wound.
The excavator keeps digging. Still nothing... but the artifakt has to be close now!
Overviews
Faction Stats
Archeologists - Falk
Kills: 6
Alive: 5/14
Artifakts: 1 - The Omnislayer Sword
The Acquiriens - Klaktrak
Kills: 8 (including 1 friendly fire)
Alive: 7/12
Artifakts: 0
Knights of the Square Table - Cracjaw
Kills: 5
Alive: 7/14
Artifakts: 1 - The Reflector Shield
Pharaoh Nephren-Kra - lordintype
Kills: 5
"Alive": 8/9
Artifakts: 0
Civilians - NPC
Kills: 1
Alive: 14/16
Artifakts: 0
Artifakt Stats
The Omnislayer Sword
UR 3
Damage 2d6 + (Size of target)
The Reflector Shield
If attacked: Roll Skill, equal or higher to attacker's roll reflects damage to attacker
Creation Stats
Players, send orders for Turn 4! Anyone else, pick a civilian and post orders for them in the thread!
Archeologists
The digger on the trike makes a turn around the tree...
...and runs straight into Lady Leonora!
Leonora is thrown out of the saddle, and splashes into the lake! Her horse is knocked down, but not hurt. The trike loses an SP, however, leaving one.
Tony snatches up Annabella's hyperblade!
"Ha! You fell for my trick!"
He attacks! But an Acquirien leaps in the way, and gets stabbed in Annabella's place.
The archeologist on the roof shoots at Annabella, but misses.
The Mechanik with the flamethrower walks into the gas station.
She prepares response fire.
The digger with the artifakt attacks the sphinx.
The Omnislayer Sword strikes with terrifying force! The sphinx loses an SP, and has three left.
Civilians
The ice cream lady has an idea. She grabs some briks from the destroyed balloon...
...and creates a giant ice cream cone!
The children are in awe. They are ready to follow the one who commands such incredible ice cream power.
Knights of the Square Table
King Auris speaks, his voice sounding across the battlefield.
"Hear me! Our foes are many and deadly, yet we shall not falter! Our foes seek to steal the sacred artifakts, yet in the end, they will be ours! For I carry the divine right of kings! And thus, the artifakts are rightfully mine! That is how it works, honest!"
The King's whole army is bolstered by his inspiring words, gaining five Bennies for this turn!
The raging dragon spews fire over the lake, but no one gets burnt.
Lady Leonora (having waded ashore) tries to help the wounded creature.
"Mighty dragon! Calm yourself, and your wounds shall heal..."
The dragon isn't interested. It roasts Leonora.
She survives, but is now on fire.
The dragon flies back towards the catapult.
(Yikes that's a blurry pic)
Lady Leonora starts working at the dig site, and finds something!
It's the Reflector Shield! If the wielder is hit by an attack, they can make a Skill roll. If they roll equal or higher than the attacker's roll, the damage is reflected right back at the attacker!
"Just as the King said! We will have the artifakts!"
The catapult fires at the Collector Cruiser once more.
Finally a hit! The Collector Cruiser loses one SP, leaving seven.
The Mechanik disassembles the large rock. Maybe he has a plan for those big ugly rock pieces?
King Auris rides back to the catapult.
"Sire?" the crewman says. "Are we retreating?"
"Of course not!" King Auris replies. "I'm just... winding up for another charge!"
The minifig-at-arms swipes an Acquirien laser rifle from the retrieval vehicle.
Not wanting to be left alone, she sprints after the King.
The archer ditches his crossbow, and grabs a gun.
He and Sir Dracus goes to get the Omnislayer sword, but there's a sphinx in the way. The archer fires.
An incredible shot! Boosted by multiple Bennies, the bullet hits the sphinx right in the rear end, taking away two SP! The sphinx only has one left!
Pharaoh Nephren-Kra
Undaunted, the sphinx attacks the retrieval vehicle, which loses one SP. It has three left.
The skeletons spread out.
One of them slays Sir Dracus! The archer just wasn't alert enough to jump in the way...
Two skeletons attack the retrieval vehicle, taking off another SP. Two left.
This skeleton attacks the last minifig-at-arms, but she manages to survive.
Nephren-Kra looks with disdain at the sunbather.
"You fools relax on sand as if it was your playground. You do not realize what a deadly foe it can be."
"Huh?"
A flesh-tearing sandstorm is summoned! It will move randomly each turn, and deal 2d6 damage to anything with flesh caught in it.
The Mechanik corrects the insulting information sign.
"There we go! 'This area, now and forever, is part of the eternal kingdom of glorious pharaoh Nephren-Kra.' Much better!"
The Acquiriens
The Collector Cruiser takes off again.
It turns its guns on the dragon!
The dragon crashes to the ground, finally slain.
The Mechanik hops onto the retrieval vehicle, taking control of the claw.
"Where did that King go?" the driver says. "I wanted to take him out..."
"Well, there's a pharaoh just nearby! Let's get him instead!"
The claw misses, but a laser shot from the gun forces the skeleton with the palm leaf to push his pharaoh out of the way, and get blown to bits.
These Acquiriens keep shooting at the archeologist on the roof. They keep hitting her cover, though, and what remains of the roof finally collapses.
Annabella shoots Tony! But he's fine, it's just a flesh wound.
The excavator keeps digging. Still nothing... but the artifakt has to be close now!
Overviews
Spoiler
Show
Archeologists - Falk
Kills: 6
Alive: 5/14
Artifakts: 1 - The Omnislayer Sword
The Acquiriens - Klaktrak
Kills: 8 (including 1 friendly fire)
Alive: 7/12
Artifakts: 0
Knights of the Square Table - Cracjaw
Kills: 5
Alive: 7/14
Artifakts: 1 - The Reflector Shield
Pharaoh Nephren-Kra - lordintype
Kills: 5
"Alive": 8/9
Artifakts: 0
Civilians - NPC
Kills: 1
Alive: 14/16
Artifakts: 0
Artifakt Stats
The Omnislayer Sword
UR 3
Damage 2d6 + (Size of target)
The Reflector Shield
If attacked: Roll Skill, equal or higher to attacker's roll reflects damage to attacker
Creation Stats
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Retrieval Vehicle
2/4 SP
Move10" 8"
Armor10 8
Huge claw: UR 3, damage 2d6
Rifle (1x), detachable
Collector Cruiser
7/9 SP
Move10" 8" flying
Armor10 8
Laser Cannon: UR 4, range 10", damage 2d6
Catapult
4/4 SP
Move 5" pushed
Armor 10
Catapult: UR 6, range 18", damage 3d6
Archeologist Car
3/4 SP
Move10" 9"
Armor10 9
Sphinx Guardian
1/4 SP
Move10" 7" flying
Armor10 7
Claws (x2): UR 3, damage 2d6
Laser eyes (x2), as pistols
Civilian Car
3/3 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
Camper
3/4 SP
Move10" 9" pulled
Armor10 9
2/4 SP
Move
Armor
Huge claw: UR 3, damage 2d6
Rifle (1x), detachable
Collector Cruiser
7/9 SP
Move
Armor
Laser Cannon: UR 4, range 10", damage 2d6
Catapult
4/4 SP
Move 5" pushed
Armor 10
Catapult: UR 6, range 18", damage 3d6
Archeologist Car
3/4 SP
Move
Armor
Sphinx Guardian
1/4 SP
Move
Armor
Claws (x2): UR 3, damage 2d6
Laser eyes (x2), as pistols
Civilian Car
3/3 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
Camper
3/4 SP
Move
Armor
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Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 3
The ice cream lady and her minions attack the man with the nice sword, and also throwing the dynamite on the ground at him. Once dead, ice cream lady should retrieve this artifakt
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Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 3
GO ICE CREAM LADY!
Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 3
As long as Ice Cream lady doesn't kill me, then go Ice Cream Lady, if she attacks me, however, there will be Hell to pay. Well, maybe, the tote? What is Lego Hell?
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Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 3
I am going to read that, that looks awesome.
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Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 4
Turn 4
The fire in Lady Leonora's hair goes out.
The sandstorm moves out over the lake, no one is torn apart by it this turn.
The Acquiriens
The excavator keeps digging, and finally finds something!
"What is that? Some kind of... Mysterious Disc?"
"Well, let's bring it back to base!"
The Acquirien troopers finally kill the two-gun archeologist.
No such luck for Annabella, though. Tony Junder keeps tanking her lasershots.
"Ha! Is that all you've got?"
The retrieval vehicle attacks the sphinx...
...and destroys it!
Civilians
The girl picks up the dynamite.
She throws it at the guy with the Omnislayer Sword!
Somehow, he survives the explosion.
The boy charges in, and tries killing him with the ice cream cones. But again, it's a failure.
The ice cream lady will have to handle this one herself.
Finally, the archeologist gets served!
The ice cream lady claims the Omnislayer Sword.
Knights of the Square Table
Lady Leonora decapitates the trike rider.
She grabs a rifle from a dead archeologist, mounts her horse, and rides back towards the catapult.
But on the way, Pharaoh Nephren-Kra catches her eye... or more specifically, his armaments.
"Hmm? That sword and shield look like dwarven craft, I'm sure of it."
Suddenly, a dwarf arrives on the field.
"Ah ha! Finally I've tracked down my clan's ancient heirlooms!"
"Give those back, you bony thief! They were forged by my ancestors, long before your newfangled kingdom arose!"
The dwarf leaves with his rightful property.
The catapult fires at the Collector Cruiser again. It's a hit! ...But the stone fails to penetrate the armor, and just bounces off.
King Auris rides down a skeleton.
He and the minifig-at-arms all head back to the catapult (the archer getting a good sprinting roll)...
...and the Mechanik builds a rock wall in front of it.
"Sire", the catapult crewman says, "are you SURE we're not retreating?"
"Of course!" King Auris replies. "We're just exploring in the opposite direction!"
Pharaoh Nephren-Kra
The skeletons rush to strike down the one who dares wield the Pharaoh's Omnislayer Sword.
But in an incredible twist, the skeleton Mechanik comes to the ice cream lady's aid, striking down his brethren!
The archer tries to shoot the traitor, but fails to destroy him.
The disarmed Nephren-Kra picks up the palm leaf and whacks the retrieval vehicle with it. He fails to cause any damage.
Archeologists
The Mechanik steps out of the gas station.
She puts the flamethrower to use.
The ice cream lady is killed!
The boy is also killed. The girl is set on fire, but survives.
The Omnislayer Sword falls on the ground, and is up for grabs...
While all the action happens elsewhere, Tony Junder continues his fruitless duel with Annabella Anning.
Two new skeleton warriors claw their way out of the ground.
* * *
Overviews
Faction Stats
Archeologists - Falk
Kills: 8
Alive: 2/14
Artifakts: 0
The Acquiriens - Klaktrak
Kills: 10 (including 1 friendly fire)
Alive: 7/12
Artifakts: 1 - The Mysterious Disc
Knights of the Square Table - Cracjaw
Kills: 7
Alive: 7/14
Artifakts: 1 - The Reflector Shield
Pharaoh Nephren-Kra - lordintype
Kills: 6 (including 1 friendly fire)
"Alive": 7/11
Artifakts: 0
Civilians - NPC
Kills: 2
Alive: 12/16
Artifakts: 0
Artifakt Stats
The Omnislayer Sword
UR 3
Damage 2d6 + (Size of target)
The Reflector Shield
If attacked: Roll Skill, equal or higher to attacker's roll reflects damage to attacker
The Mysterious Disc
?????
Creation Stats
The next turn is the last one! Send your orders! Audience members, pick a civilian and post orders for them in the thread!
The fire in Lady Leonora's hair goes out.
The sandstorm moves out over the lake, no one is torn apart by it this turn.
The Acquiriens
The excavator keeps digging, and finally finds something!
"What is that? Some kind of... Mysterious Disc?"
"Well, let's bring it back to base!"
The Acquirien troopers finally kill the two-gun archeologist.
No such luck for Annabella, though. Tony Junder keeps tanking her lasershots.
"Ha! Is that all you've got?"
The retrieval vehicle attacks the sphinx...
...and destroys it!
Civilians
The girl picks up the dynamite.
She throws it at the guy with the Omnislayer Sword!
Somehow, he survives the explosion.
The boy charges in, and tries killing him with the ice cream cones. But again, it's a failure.
The ice cream lady will have to handle this one herself.
Finally, the archeologist gets served!
The ice cream lady claims the Omnislayer Sword.
Knights of the Square Table
Lady Leonora decapitates the trike rider.
She grabs a rifle from a dead archeologist, mounts her horse, and rides back towards the catapult.
But on the way, Pharaoh Nephren-Kra catches her eye... or more specifically, his armaments.
"Hmm? That sword and shield look like dwarven craft, I'm sure of it."
Suddenly, a dwarf arrives on the field.
"Ah ha! Finally I've tracked down my clan's ancient heirlooms!"
"Give those back, you bony thief! They were forged by my ancestors, long before your newfangled kingdom arose!"
The dwarf leaves with his rightful property.
The catapult fires at the Collector Cruiser again. It's a hit! ...But the stone fails to penetrate the armor, and just bounces off.
King Auris rides down a skeleton.
He and the minifig-at-arms all head back to the catapult (the archer getting a good sprinting roll)...
...and the Mechanik builds a rock wall in front of it.
"Sire", the catapult crewman says, "are you SURE we're not retreating?"
"Of course!" King Auris replies. "We're just exploring in the opposite direction!"
Pharaoh Nephren-Kra
The skeletons rush to strike down the one who dares wield the Pharaoh's Omnislayer Sword.
But in an incredible twist, the skeleton Mechanik comes to the ice cream lady's aid, striking down his brethren!
The archer tries to shoot the traitor, but fails to destroy him.
The disarmed Nephren-Kra picks up the palm leaf and whacks the retrieval vehicle with it. He fails to cause any damage.
Archeologists
The Mechanik steps out of the gas station.
She puts the flamethrower to use.
The ice cream lady is killed!
The boy is also killed. The girl is set on fire, but survives.
The Omnislayer Sword falls on the ground, and is up for grabs...
While all the action happens elsewhere, Tony Junder continues his fruitless duel with Annabella Anning.
Two new skeleton warriors claw their way out of the ground.
* * *
Overviews
Spoiler
Show
Archeologists - Falk
Kills: 8
Alive: 2/14
Artifakts: 0
The Acquiriens - Klaktrak
Kills: 10 (including 1 friendly fire)
Alive: 7/12
Artifakts: 1 - The Mysterious Disc
Knights of the Square Table - Cracjaw
Kills: 7
Alive: 7/14
Artifakts: 1 - The Reflector Shield
Pharaoh Nephren-Kra - lordintype
Kills: 6 (including 1 friendly fire)
"Alive": 7/11
Artifakts: 0
Civilians - NPC
Kills: 2
Alive: 12/16
Artifakts: 0
Artifakt Stats
The Omnislayer Sword
UR 3
Damage 2d6 + (Size of target)
The Reflector Shield
If attacked: Roll Skill, equal or higher to attacker's roll reflects damage to attacker
The Mysterious Disc
?????
Creation Stats
Spoiler
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Retrieval Vehicle
2/4 SP
Move10" 8"
Armor10 8
Huge claw: UR 3, damage 2d6
Rifle (1x), detachable
Collector Cruiser
7/9 SP
Move10" 8" flying
Armor10 8
Laser Cannon: UR 4, range 10", damage 2d6
Catapult
4/4 SP
Move 5" pushed
Armor 10
Catapult: UR 6, range 18", damage 3d6
Rock Wall
5/5 SP
Armor 10
Archeologist Car
3/4 SP
Move10" 9"
Armor10 9
Civilian Car
3/3 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
Camper
3/4 SP
Move10" 9" pulled
Armor10 9
2/4 SP
Move
Armor
Huge claw: UR 3, damage 2d6
Rifle (1x), detachable
Collector Cruiser
7/9 SP
Move
Armor
Laser Cannon: UR 4, range 10", damage 2d6
Catapult
4/4 SP
Move 5" pushed
Armor 10
Catapult: UR 6, range 18", damage 3d6
Rock Wall
5/5 SP
Armor 10
Archeologist Car
3/4 SP
Move
Armor
Civilian Car
3/3 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
Camper
3/4 SP
Move
Armor
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Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 4
The ice cream lady's final minion, the girl, shall take her place. She shall take the ice cream lady's hat, and wield the omnislayer sword!
Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 4
I think that Ice Cream lady should get an award.
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Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Turn 4
"The girl is set on fire, but survives."
So now we have this burned-face little girl with an omnislayer sword and a grudge against mechaniks. This'll end well.
So now we have this burned-face little girl with an omnislayer sword and a grudge against mechaniks. This'll end well.