The Battle begins with the Captain Reks rushing forward, his gun is just out of range however.
The rest of the PLA fall in behind Reks, preparing their response fire.
Royal Chicks
The Royal Chicks begin to move up, Ana moves into the open and a PLA ranger takes a shot.
Ana manages to dodge, but just barely.
Petunia the Medik completes an OK sprint of 7"
But Wyldstile faceplants after a critical fail.
Eliza and Amethyst contemplate the meaning of this chicken leg
The Miscreants
KKraber KKlown sticks his KKraber out the nearby hole-in-the-wall.
He opens fire on an enemy Space Ninja Knight
The Space Ninja Knight Assassin is killed!! First Blood grants the Miscreants with an Instant Benny.
Lowkey moves out, he sprints for all he's worth (3") and blasts Petunia in the face, killing her instantly.
Sindrone walks out, and sprints ahead, but he forgot how fast he could move and plows into Amethyst, she doesn't realize what's happening until they are both lying on the ground, stunned.
Lord Dark Helmet walks out to stand next to Lowkey, and Yafar stands in the background, doing who knows what.
Space Ninja Knights
The Space Ninja Knights begin moving, they all move in one direction, except the one archer, I don't know why.
Eliza opens fire on the Ninja Knights, but she drops her weapon, maybe the ice is affecting her mental development?
The archer fires back
Eliza is killed, what a good shot!!
Dimmies
The Dimmies just mill about in the Vault room
TURN 2
The Miscreants
Turn 2 begins with Lowkey blasting Ana in the face, killing her in one shot. Her heroik feat is used, but it does her no good.
The PLA Ranger takes a shot at Lowkey, but his shot goes wide.
Lord Dark Helmet moves over the fallen WyldStile, he raises his beam saber!
And slashes it through WyldStile's body, severing her hands and her head.
Sindrone then stands up, woozy, he attempts to fire at Amethyst, but even at such close range he misses.
The evil Turban dude also takes a shot, but also misses.
Evil Turban dude and Sindrone both back off, what could they be moving for?
Oh, wait.
ROYAL CHICKS ELIMINATED!!!
Yafar decides not to change his staff (For some reason) and walks up to stand uselessly beside Lowkey.
The Peach Liberation Army
The Peachs begin by splitting their forces, one goes to the left, after the Miscreants.
They rain down some righteous fire on the Miscreants.
That does nothing...
Meanwhile the other force moves over to flank the Space Ninja Knights, but they do not fire as the PLA and the SNK are now in an unspoken alliance.
The Space Ninja Knights
The SNK archer (Not the dead one) takes a shot at the Miscreants.
He hits Sindrone!!
Next the Medik gets to work, attempting to heal the Assassin guy.
It is a critical success!!! Even with a few negative modifiers, the Medik succeeds in reviving the Assassin!!
For some reason the rest of the SNK fall back to the protection of the PLA.
Except for the Archer (Not the dead one), he hides behind this wall so that KKraber KKlown can't hit him.
Dimmies
The Dimmies continue to mill about.
Scores
Here is a list of dead people:
PLA
Dead: 0
Killed: 1
Royal Chicks - Elimianted
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
Miscreants
Dead: 0
Killed: 6
Space Ninja Knights
Dead: 1
Killed: 2
Turn 3 will be posted later on, this is a slow moving battle, as the participants must do school.
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