The Re-Rise of Lord Katana
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The Re-Rise of Lord Katana
Peach Liberation Army
The Battle begins with the Captain Reks rushing forward, his gun is just out of range however.
The rest of the PLA fall in behind Reks, preparing their response fire.
Royal Chicks
The Royal Chicks begin to move up, Ana moves into the open and a PLA ranger takes a shot.
Ana manages to dodge, but just barely.
Petunia the Medik completes an OK sprint of 7"
But Wyldstile faceplants after a critical fail.
Eliza and Amethyst contemplate the meaning of this chicken leg
The Miscreants
KKraber KKlown sticks his KKraber out the nearby hole-in-the-wall.
He opens fire on an enemy Space Ninja Knight
The Space Ninja Knight Assassin is killed!! First Blood grants the Miscreants with an Instant Benny.
Lowkey moves out, he sprints for all he's worth (3") and blasts Petunia in the face, killing her instantly.
Sindrone walks out, and sprints ahead, but he forgot how fast he could move and plows into Amethyst, she doesn't realize what's happening until they are both lying on the ground, stunned.
Lord Dark Helmet walks out to stand next to Lowkey, and Yafar stands in the background, doing who knows what.
Space Ninja Knights
The Space Ninja Knights begin moving, they all move in one direction, except the one archer, I don't know why.
Eliza opens fire on the Ninja Knights, but she drops her weapon, maybe the ice is affecting her mental development?
The archer fires back
Eliza is killed, what a good shot!!
Dimmies
The Dimmies just mill about in the Vault room
TURN 2
The Miscreants
Turn 2 begins with Lowkey blasting Ana in the face, killing her in one shot. Her heroik feat is used, but it does her no good.
The PLA Ranger takes a shot at Lowkey, but his shot goes wide.
Lord Dark Helmet moves over the fallen WyldStile, he raises his beam saber!
And slashes it through WyldStile's body, severing her hands and her head.
Sindrone then stands up, woozy, he attempts to fire at Amethyst, but even at such close range he misses.
The evil Turban dude also takes a shot, but also misses.
Evil Turban dude and Sindrone both back off, what could they be moving for?
Oh, wait.
ROYAL CHICKS ELIMINATED!!!
Yafar decides not to change his staff (For some reason) and walks up to stand uselessly beside Lowkey.
The Peach Liberation Army
The Peachs begin by splitting their forces, one goes to the left, after the Miscreants.
They rain down some righteous fire on the Miscreants.
That does nothing...
Meanwhile the other force moves over to flank the Space Ninja Knights, but they do not fire as the PLA and the SNK are now in an unspoken alliance.
The Space Ninja Knights
The SNK archer (Not the dead one) takes a shot at the Miscreants.
He hits Sindrone!!
Next the Medik gets to work, attempting to heal the Assassin guy.
It is a critical success!!! Even with a few negative modifiers, the Medik succeeds in reviving the Assassin!!
For some reason the rest of the SNK fall back to the protection of the PLA.
Except for the Archer (Not the dead one), he hides behind this wall so that KKraber KKlown can't hit him.
Dimmies
The Dimmies continue to mill about.
Scores
Here is a list of dead people:
PLA
Dead: 0
Killed: 1
Royal Chicks - Elimianted
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
Miscreants
Dead: 0
Killed: 6
Space Ninja Knights
Dead: 1
Killed: 2
Turn 3 will be posted later on, this is a slow moving battle, as the participants must do school.
The Battle begins with the Captain Reks rushing forward, his gun is just out of range however.
The rest of the PLA fall in behind Reks, preparing their response fire.
Royal Chicks
The Royal Chicks begin to move up, Ana moves into the open and a PLA ranger takes a shot.
Ana manages to dodge, but just barely.
Petunia the Medik completes an OK sprint of 7"
But Wyldstile faceplants after a critical fail.
Eliza and Amethyst contemplate the meaning of this chicken leg
The Miscreants
KKraber KKlown sticks his KKraber out the nearby hole-in-the-wall.
He opens fire on an enemy Space Ninja Knight
The Space Ninja Knight Assassin is killed!! First Blood grants the Miscreants with an Instant Benny.
Lowkey moves out, he sprints for all he's worth (3") and blasts Petunia in the face, killing her instantly.
Sindrone walks out, and sprints ahead, but he forgot how fast he could move and plows into Amethyst, she doesn't realize what's happening until they are both lying on the ground, stunned.
Lord Dark Helmet walks out to stand next to Lowkey, and Yafar stands in the background, doing who knows what.
Space Ninja Knights
The Space Ninja Knights begin moving, they all move in one direction, except the one archer, I don't know why.
Eliza opens fire on the Ninja Knights, but she drops her weapon, maybe the ice is affecting her mental development?
The archer fires back
Eliza is killed, what a good shot!!
Dimmies
The Dimmies just mill about in the Vault room
TURN 2
The Miscreants
Turn 2 begins with Lowkey blasting Ana in the face, killing her in one shot. Her heroik feat is used, but it does her no good.
The PLA Ranger takes a shot at Lowkey, but his shot goes wide.
Lord Dark Helmet moves over the fallen WyldStile, he raises his beam saber!
And slashes it through WyldStile's body, severing her hands and her head.
Sindrone then stands up, woozy, he attempts to fire at Amethyst, but even at such close range he misses.
The evil Turban dude also takes a shot, but also misses.
Evil Turban dude and Sindrone both back off, what could they be moving for?
Oh, wait.
ROYAL CHICKS ELIMINATED!!!
Yafar decides not to change his staff (For some reason) and walks up to stand uselessly beside Lowkey.
The Peach Liberation Army
The Peachs begin by splitting their forces, one goes to the left, after the Miscreants.
They rain down some righteous fire on the Miscreants.
That does nothing...
Meanwhile the other force moves over to flank the Space Ninja Knights, but they do not fire as the PLA and the SNK are now in an unspoken alliance.
The Space Ninja Knights
The SNK archer (Not the dead one) takes a shot at the Miscreants.
He hits Sindrone!!
Next the Medik gets to work, attempting to heal the Assassin guy.
It is a critical success!!! Even with a few negative modifiers, the Medik succeeds in reviving the Assassin!!
For some reason the rest of the SNK fall back to the protection of the PLA.
Except for the Archer (Not the dead one), he hides behind this wall so that KKraber KKlown can't hit him.
Dimmies
The Dimmies continue to mill about.
Scores
Here is a list of dead people:
PLA
Dead: 0
Killed: 1
Royal Chicks - Elimianted
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
Miscreants
Dead: 0
Killed: 6
Space Ninja Knights
Dead: 1
Killed: 2
Turn 3 will be posted later on, this is a slow moving battle, as the participants must do school.
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Re: The Re-Rise of Lord Katana TURN 1
Well, good game to the Royal Chicks. F
Re: The Re-Rise of Lord Katana TURN 2
Yeah....they didn't fair to well in turn 2, I am getting ready to post it, but the pictures won't send.
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Re: The Re-Rise of Lord Katana TURN 3
For some reason, I can't edit my post, I don't know what is wrong, I keep trying to post it and everything, it just deletes my progress, and my pictures, and then it crashes the site. Please help!!
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Re: The Re-Rise of Lord Katana TURN 3
Turn 3
Space Ninja Knights
The turn begins with the main body of SNK moving up to flank behind the PLA
Percy Pot strides ahead
The Medik starts working on the archer (The dead one)
With wonderful results!!
The archer (Not the dead one) takes a shot at Sindrone
It hits!!
The archer next picks up a shotgun
He books it to the rest of his troops
The Peach Liberation Army
The Ranger moves forward and takes a shot at Dark Helmet
The blast blows Dark Helmet to bits!
The rest of the PLA move up, two of the fire at Yafar.
One misses while the other matches the Ranger's attack.
Another soldier fires at the Evil Turban Dude, he manages to kill him.
Meanwhile back at the other squad, a soldier moves over to a chest, what could be inside?
An assault rifle and a Shuriken.
The rest of the soldiers stand still, preparing their response fire.
The Miscreants
Kkraber Kklown opens fire on a PLA soldier
He hits one!
He then turns to open a nearby crate, what's in it?
The vault key!! (Kkraber Kklown must now figure out the password)
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 1
Killed: 4
Royal Chicks - Terminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants - Kkraber Kklown remains
Dead: 5
Killed: 5
The Space Ninja Knights
Dead: 0
Killed: 1
Turn 4 will be posted later on.
Space Ninja Knights
The turn begins with the main body of SNK moving up to flank behind the PLA
Percy Pot strides ahead
The Medik starts working on the archer (The dead one)
With wonderful results!!
The archer (Not the dead one) takes a shot at Sindrone
It hits!!
The archer next picks up a shotgun
He books it to the rest of his troops
The Peach Liberation Army
The Ranger moves forward and takes a shot at Dark Helmet
The blast blows Dark Helmet to bits!
The rest of the PLA move up, two of the fire at Yafar.
One misses while the other matches the Ranger's attack.
Another soldier fires at the Evil Turban Dude, he manages to kill him.
Meanwhile back at the other squad, a soldier moves over to a chest, what could be inside?
An assault rifle and a Shuriken.
The rest of the soldiers stand still, preparing their response fire.
The Miscreants
Kkraber Kklown opens fire on a PLA soldier
He hits one!
He then turns to open a nearby crate, what's in it?
The vault key!! (Kkraber Kklown must now figure out the password)
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 1
Killed: 4
Royal Chicks - Terminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants - Kkraber Kklown remains
Dead: 5
Killed: 5
The Space Ninja Knights
Dead: 0
Killed: 1
Turn 4 will be posted later on.
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TURN 4
The Space Ninja Knights
The SNK archer moves up to the Hole-In-The-Wall.
He sticks it through the wall.
He fires at Kkraber Kklown, but the shot goes wide.
Kkraber Kklown fires.
The shot is lethal.
The knights and Percy Pot continue flanking.
The Assassin attempts to open the Vault keyhole
The Medik looks down at the archer, he has an idea.
He picks her up!
The Peach Liberation Army
The PLA soldiers move up to cover the opening that Kkraber Kklown is hiding in.
Reks and his trusty soldier move up, just standing there, the other soldier begins thinking about the Chicken Leg.
The assault trooper moves up further.
The Miscreants
Kkraber Kklown begins by attempting to summon reinforcements.
But instead he got a Flamingo.
He was trying to call aid from some Yellow Supremacists that riddle his homeworld.
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 1
Killed: 4
The Royal Chicks - Eliminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants
Dead: 5
Killed: 6
The SNK
Dead: 1
Killed: 1
Turn 5 is coming out soon.
The Space Ninja Knights
The SNK archer moves up to the Hole-In-The-Wall.
He sticks it through the wall.
He fires at Kkraber Kklown, but the shot goes wide.
Kkraber Kklown fires.
The shot is lethal.
The knights and Percy Pot continue flanking.
The Assassin attempts to open the Vault keyhole
The Medik looks down at the archer, he has an idea.
He picks her up!
The Peach Liberation Army
The PLA soldiers move up to cover the opening that Kkraber Kklown is hiding in.
Reks and his trusty soldier move up, just standing there, the other soldier begins thinking about the Chicken Leg.
The assault trooper moves up further.
The Miscreants
Kkraber Kklown begins by attempting to summon reinforcements.
But instead he got a Flamingo.
He was trying to call aid from some Yellow Supremacists that riddle his homeworld.
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 1
Killed: 4
The Royal Chicks - Eliminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants
Dead: 5
Killed: 6
The SNK
Dead: 1
Killed: 1
Turn 5 is coming out soon.
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TURN 5
The Miscreants
The Flamingo move out, hoping to dodge the bullets from the PLA.
A shot is fired...
The Flamingo does not dodge the bullet...
Kkraber Kklown again tries to summon some Supremacists.
He succeeds.
The Space Ninja Knights
The knights and Percy Pot stand where they are.
The Assassin seems to not be getting anywhere on the password.
The Medik puts the Archer down to guard the Vault
The Peach Liberation Army
The Soldier with the rifle moves up to also guard the door.
A soldier finds the shaft for Katana's hammer!!
Another soldier grabs the chicken leg.
The Assault soldier moves up to the edge of the battle.
Reks seems to be calling in reinforcements.
He also moves up and grabs a bow.
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 1
Killed: 5
The Royal Chicks - Terminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants
Dead: 6
Killed: 6
The SNK
Dead: 1
Killed: 1
Turn 6 will also be posted soon (As long as I get the pics )
The Miscreants
The Flamingo move out, hoping to dodge the bullets from the PLA.
A shot is fired...
The Flamingo does not dodge the bullet...
Kkraber Kklown again tries to summon some Supremacists.
He succeeds.
The Space Ninja Knights
The knights and Percy Pot stand where they are.
The Assassin seems to not be getting anywhere on the password.
The Medik puts the Archer down to guard the Vault
The Peach Liberation Army
The Soldier with the rifle moves up to also guard the door.
A soldier finds the shaft for Katana's hammer!!
Another soldier grabs the chicken leg.
The Assault soldier moves up to the edge of the battle.
Reks seems to be calling in reinforcements.
He also moves up and grabs a bow.
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 1
Killed: 5
The Royal Chicks - Terminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants
Dead: 6
Killed: 6
The SNK
Dead: 1
Killed: 1
Turn 6 will also be posted soon (As long as I get the pics )
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TURN 6
The Miscreants
A Supremacist fires out the window, but his gun jams.
The rest of them prepare for an enemy charge.
The Peach Liberation Army
The PLA starts by connecting the hammer pieces.
The Assault trooper then decides to run back to a random gas can.
Reks tries to pick up the shotgun nearby, but he fails, miserably.
The SNK
The SNK Medik starts by sprinting to the Archer, he pulls off a perfect sprint and stops just short of the wall.
The Knights and Percy Pot move forward a bit.
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 2
Killed: 5
The Royal Chicks - Eliminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants
Dead: 6
Killed: 6
The SNK
Dead: 1
Killed: 1
Turn 7 is soon...
The Miscreants
A Supremacist fires out the window, but his gun jams.
The rest of them prepare for an enemy charge.
The Peach Liberation Army
The PLA starts by connecting the hammer pieces.
The Assault trooper then decides to run back to a random gas can.
Reks tries to pick up the shotgun nearby, but he fails, miserably.
The SNK
The SNK Medik starts by sprinting to the Archer, he pulls off a perfect sprint and stops just short of the wall.
The Knights and Percy Pot move forward a bit.
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 2
Killed: 5
The Royal Chicks - Eliminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants
Dead: 6
Killed: 6
The SNK
Dead: 1
Killed: 1
Turn 7 is soon...
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TURN 6
The Peach Liberation Army
A PLA soldier picks up a syringe.
The Assault/Gas Can guy runs back to the field, but trips a falls, the Gas Can only barely not 'sploding.
The SNK
They do literally nothing at all this entire turn.
The Miscreants
WARNING, Ossum turn ahead!!
The Miscreants start by sending out their Supreme Leader. He immediatly gets shot at by a PLA.
But the PLA is new in the army and fumbles his gun.
The Supremacist fires at the PLA soldier, but misses wildly.
So he instead closes to melee range and smacks the soldier over the head.
He too, drops his gun.
The other soldier moves behind him and fires a shot that just barely misses an Assault trooper.
He chucks his piece of Dynamite!! It explodes, carving a huge chunk out of the building. (Sorry, it's not a very good photo)
The other soldier moves and fires at all the disrupted people, he misses, however.
Kkraber Kklown fires, he misses badly.
END PHASE
The PLA reinforcements arrive in the form of a PLA Heavy Specialist. (Minor Hero)
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 3
Killed: 5
The Royal Chicks - Eliminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants
Dead: 5
Killed: 8
The SNK
Dead: 1
Killed: 1
The Peach Liberation Army
A PLA soldier picks up a syringe.
The Assault/Gas Can guy runs back to the field, but trips a falls, the Gas Can only barely not 'sploding.
The SNK
They do literally nothing at all this entire turn.
The Miscreants
WARNING, Ossum turn ahead!!
The Miscreants start by sending out their Supreme Leader. He immediatly gets shot at by a PLA.
But the PLA is new in the army and fumbles his gun.
The Supremacist fires at the PLA soldier, but misses wildly.
So he instead closes to melee range and smacks the soldier over the head.
He too, drops his gun.
The other soldier moves behind him and fires a shot that just barely misses an Assault trooper.
He chucks his piece of Dynamite!! It explodes, carving a huge chunk out of the building. (Sorry, it's not a very good photo)
The other soldier moves and fires at all the disrupted people, he misses, however.
Kkraber Kklown fires, he misses badly.
END PHASE
The PLA reinforcements arrive in the form of a PLA Heavy Specialist. (Minor Hero)
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 3
Killed: 5
The Royal Chicks - Eliminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants
Dead: 5
Killed: 8
The SNK
Dead: 1
Killed: 1
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Re: The Re-Rise of Lord Katana
I like how they're missing each other while being mere inches away.
Re: The Re-Rise of Lord Katana
Literally some of the crappiest rolls I have ever rolled in my entire life, it was so annoying, the Dynamite even killed only one guy!! And he died because he hit his head on the sharp gun!
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Re: The Re-Rise of Lord Katana
I'm pretty sure it's the helmet, every guy who wears a helmet like that can't aim.
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Hah. Love it when the rolls force you to become creative to get at least SOMEONE killed.
Re: The Re-Rise of Lord Katana
Yeah, it sucks, I finished the game last night. I had to kill lots of people to crappy rolls.
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Re: The Re-Rise of Lord Katana
TURN 7
The Miscreants
The Supremacist is still kind of shaken from the dropping of his gun, so he picks it up.
He fires it at point blank, killing the PLA instantly.
Another Supremacist moves over to the shattered arch.
He picks up his gun.
The other guy shoots at the Ranger, even though there are a few negative modifiers he manages to kill the Ranger.
Kkraber Kklown fires at Kal Hestin.
The bullet just bounces off Kal's armor though.
The Space Ninja Knights
The Medik begins surgery.
"Very successful I'd say." The Archer is revived with minimal injuries
Kal and his squire move forward into the choke.
Percy Pot retreats back to the Shuriken.
Kal and the squire move forward some more, thanks to a powerful Feat from Kal.
The Assassin moves up past the archer.
The archer tries to move, but can't, as she has no legs.
The Peach Liberation Army
Reks shoots Kkraber Kklown and goes to pick up his key (The killing shot was deleted, sorry)
He quickly rushes back to his position.
The Specialist moves up and attempts to slit the Supremacist's throat.
But he fails, he instead looses his footing and falls backward.
The gas can guy moves up, what can he be doing?
He winds up...
He chucks it straight ahead, it lands in the remains of the arch. Will it go off?
Yep. It goes off with a massive radius. It kills most of the soldiers, including the Specialist.
It disrupts Reks, while killing the Medik and the archer. The PLA accidentally broke the truce, by murdering several SNK soldiers.
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 5-ish I think?
Killed: 7 maybe
The Royal Chicks - Eliminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants - Eliminated
Dead: 9
Killed: 10
The SNK
Dead: 4
Killed: 1
This battle goes on for like, one or two more turns. I think.
The Miscreants
The Supremacist is still kind of shaken from the dropping of his gun, so he picks it up.
He fires it at point blank, killing the PLA instantly.
Another Supremacist moves over to the shattered arch.
He picks up his gun.
The other guy shoots at the Ranger, even though there are a few negative modifiers he manages to kill the Ranger.
Kkraber Kklown fires at Kal Hestin.
The bullet just bounces off Kal's armor though.
The Space Ninja Knights
The Medik begins surgery.
"Very successful I'd say." The Archer is revived with minimal injuries
Kal and his squire move forward into the choke.
Percy Pot retreats back to the Shuriken.
Kal and the squire move forward some more, thanks to a powerful Feat from Kal.
The Assassin moves up past the archer.
The archer tries to move, but can't, as she has no legs.
The Peach Liberation Army
Reks shoots Kkraber Kklown and goes to pick up his key (The killing shot was deleted, sorry)
He quickly rushes back to his position.
The Specialist moves up and attempts to slit the Supremacist's throat.
But he fails, he instead looses his footing and falls backward.
The gas can guy moves up, what can he be doing?
He winds up...
He chucks it straight ahead, it lands in the remains of the arch. Will it go off?
Yep. It goes off with a massive radius. It kills most of the soldiers, including the Specialist.
It disrupts Reks, while killing the Medik and the archer. The PLA accidentally broke the truce, by murdering several SNK soldiers.
Scores
The PLA
Dead: 5-ish I think?
Killed: 7 maybe
The Royal Chicks - Eliminated
Dead: 5
Killed: 0
The Miscreants - Eliminated
Dead: 9
Killed: 10
The SNK
Dead: 4
Killed: 1
This battle goes on for like, one or two more turns. I think.
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