Bounty Hunters -- Gorvoslov
FIRST BLOOD!!
Clamface and his men storm the tunnel entrance, killing a guard.
Outside they also kill the soldier who was standing above the entrance.
Using his Heroic Feat Clamface was able to kill an extra guy further inside.
Space Poland -- Joecool185
The Poles ended up here by accidental kooincidence. Unsure of what to do, they start a camp fire.
The Poles offer to cook some Kielbasa for anyone who wants to share. (They're asking for an alliance if any of the other factions want to team up.)
ASE -- Infinity
On their left flank the ASE soldiers and armoured car advance, and they open fire on the Immortals.
They kill 3 Terrorkhan. Warhead suffers a direct hit from the big gun on the car.
But his armour protects him.
WARHEAD: "YE GITS ARE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT"
On the other flank they light up the IM and also fire rockets at the tank. 6 IM are mowed down by the heavy laser rifles.
The Hovertank got hit by 2 rockets and the main gun on the Spider Tank. It suffers 2 points of size damage. (3 Remaining)
1 ASE soldier is carrying a giant sniper rifle. He takes out an IM soldier on the other side of the gulch.
Bayern tries to call in an airstrike against the tank, but the cruiser can't lock onto the target. (Heroic Feat Failed)
Bayern: "What do you mean you can't line up a good shot on the tank? We're fighting in broad daylight!"
This is the ASE position at the end of their turn.
More to come; don't send Turn 2 orders yet....
You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 1
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Imperial Magikstrate -- RedRover
Over by the landing platform the remaining IM forces fire back at the ASE.
The Hovertank blows the leg off the Spider Tank and one of the IM snipers takes out the guy with the rocket launcher.
The other sniper takes cover inside the building after failing her shot.
Across the valley an IM sniper fires back...
And kills another ASE soldier.
By the tunnel entrance the other Hovertank and the Jet Bike unload on the Bounty Hunters.
Two are killed and one is re-killed.
Inside the ruin Mage Ulrich summons the energy of the rock beneath them.
Ulrich: PIERRE FORTE GRANDIR
CRITICAL SUCCESS
Rolling a crit on the Heroic Feat, Ulrich raises the rocks beneath Clamface and the Shit Goat.
Flame and Rock rise beneath their feet!!
Clamface is Disrupted, while the Shit Goat gets smashed into a bloody pulp between the rocks and the ceiling. The tunnel entrance is completely sealed.
Maskar and the remaining soldier in the lower section of the ruin try to finish off Clamface, but they can't hit him.
Outside the remaining soldiers take up defensive positions by the ruin.
This is the current situation under the ruin.
This is the battlefield at the end of the Imperial Magikstrate's turn.
Over by the landing platform the remaining IM forces fire back at the ASE.
The Hovertank blows the leg off the Spider Tank and one of the IM snipers takes out the guy with the rocket launcher.
The other sniper takes cover inside the building after failing her shot.
Across the valley an IM sniper fires back...
And kills another ASE soldier.
By the tunnel entrance the other Hovertank and the Jet Bike unload on the Bounty Hunters.
Two are killed and one is re-killed.
Inside the ruin Mage Ulrich summons the energy of the rock beneath them.
Ulrich: PIERRE FORTE GRANDIR
CRITICAL SUCCESS
Rolling a crit on the Heroic Feat, Ulrich raises the rocks beneath Clamface and the Shit Goat.
Flame and Rock rise beneath their feet!!
Clamface is Disrupted, while the Shit Goat gets smashed into a bloody pulp between the rocks and the ceiling. The tunnel entrance is completely sealed.
Maskar and the remaining soldier in the lower section of the ruin try to finish off Clamface, but they can't hit him.
Outside the remaining soldiers take up defensive positions by the ruin.
This is the current situation under the ruin.
This is the battlefield at the end of the Imperial Magikstrate's turn.
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Deadly Space Warriors -- RunsWithLegos
They moved up, but didn't accomplish anything.
They tried to kill some of the Doras but the dice said no. Seriously for everything I tried to have them do I kept rolling 1's.
They moved up, but didn't accomplish anything.
They tried to kill some of the Doras but the dice said no. Seriously for everything I tried to have them do I kept rolling 1's.
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Immortals -- Silent-sigfig
The Immortals fire everything they have and charge the ASE. Warhead barbecues two soldiers and a Terrorkhan guns down another. The Black Knight fired at the armoured car, but its rocket missed and its main gun couldn't overcome the armour. Warhead attempted a heroic feat to kick the car into some enemies, but the feat failed.
The other Terrorkhan managed to jump on top of the car and swings for the gun turret.
He slices the turret in half and takes the gunner's head!
That's it for the Immortals for Turn 1.
The Immortals fire everything they have and charge the ASE. Warhead barbecues two soldiers and a Terrorkhan guns down another. The Black Knight fired at the armoured car, but its rocket missed and its main gun couldn't overcome the armour. Warhead attempted a heroic feat to kick the car into some enemies, but the feat failed.
The other Terrorkhan managed to jump on top of the car and swings for the gun turret.
He slices the turret in half and takes the gunner's head!
That's it for the Immortals for Turn 1.
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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 1
The Doras will remember this
Bleak Company! COMING SOON TO A PLANET NEAR YOU!!
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That's right! Now do a Barrel Roll!
Doras The Exploriens -- Spectral
The Doras walk out from under the bridge, in the direction of the Reiists and the Noxarians.
The Doras find themselves out of range.
Dora: Help me out! How big do I need to be to hold a Size 3 Weapon without incurring any movement penalties?
Dora: 3 Inches!
Dora: That's correct!
Strange energies surround one of the Doras...
And she transforms to Size 3 and her weapons get bigger as well!
Super Dora: Adios Muchachos!
Super Dora blasts a Noxarian, and the other two Doras kill a DSM.
Super Dora: Now that you have witnessed my final form, you all must die!
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Noxarians -- BrickSyd
The Noxarians move towards the back entrance to the temple, hugging the rock wall so that IM on the plateau don't have a line of sight. Two stay behind, watching the Reiists.
Reiists -- AnnoyedZebra
The Reiists move in the same general direction as the Noxarians. The tank takes a shot at the IM hovertank and inflicts one point of damage. 4 of the soldiers were in range of the Exploriens. They opened fire, but good armour rolls for the Exploriens meant they only took 1 HP off one of the regular Doras.
END TURN 1
Overwatch:
Closer shots of certain areas follow:
KILL COUNT
Evil Bounty Hunters: 3
Space Poland: 0
ASE: 10
Imperial Magikstrate: 6
Deadly Space Warriors: 0
Immortals: 4
Doras the Exploriens: 2
Noxarians: 0
Reiists: 0
Send Orders for Turn 2
The Noxarians move towards the back entrance to the temple, hugging the rock wall so that IM on the plateau don't have a line of sight. Two stay behind, watching the Reiists.
Reiists -- AnnoyedZebra
The Reiists move in the same general direction as the Noxarians. The tank takes a shot at the IM hovertank and inflicts one point of damage. 4 of the soldiers were in range of the Exploriens. They opened fire, but good armour rolls for the Exploriens meant they only took 1 HP off one of the regular Doras.
END TURN 1
Overwatch:
Closer shots of certain areas follow:
KILL COUNT
Evil Bounty Hunters: 3
Space Poland: 0
ASE: 10
Imperial Magikstrate: 6
Deadly Space Warriors: 0
Immortals: 4
Doras the Exploriens: 2
Noxarians: 0
Reiists: 0
Send Orders for Turn 2
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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 1
Everything is going fine. Perfectly fine. I'm not in any trouble at all.
Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 1
Go Super Dora!