Going to the Museum - Finished
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Going to the Museum - Finished
The story so far...
(If you want to read the full story, check this page for links)
- During a dig led by Tony Junder, the legendary archeologist, the Genesis Disc was uncovered.
- The Disc was stolen by the madman Bendo Brikari, who used it to reawaken the Slayzers - destructive robotic avatars of the four elements.
- The evil megacorporation Fruit Corp. then started building their own Orange Juice Slayzer. By establishing orange juice as a foundational element of the BrikVerse, they would gain unfettered power, and improved market shares.
Now...
Tony Junder and his crew travel down the dusty road, heading back from their latest dig.
"Great work today, everyone!" Tony says. "That Disc dig wasn't a total bust after all. We got the clues that lead us to this find!"
"Genuine ancient Slayzer parts! These will make us all famous!"
"All that's left to do is deliver them to the museum."
The museum staff eagerly await their new exhibition objects.
Suddenly, a pair of vehicles pull closer to the archeologist caravan. It's Fruit Corp!
The truck is full of Pumpkinmen and Lettuce Troopers, ready for a fight.
The mysterious crimefighter Fruitbatman is working with Fruit Corp.
"I'm Fruitbatman... Sometimes four elements isn't good enough... Sometimes people need more... Sometimes they need... orange juice... And for that... we need these parts..."
"You can't steal these pieces! They belong in a museum! Floor it, everyone!"
The race is on!
Factions
Archeologists - ninja_bait
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Secret Faction 1 - Falk
Secret Faction 2 - Screech
Objectives
The archeologists are trying to get the three Slayzer parts to the museum, and Fruit Corp. is trying to steal them!
The battle will last for 5 turns, or until all Slayzer parts have been delivered to the museum/captured by Fruit Corp.
Racing
Since this is a race, all vehicles (and horses) will move simultaneously at the start of each turn. Then, minifig movement and actions will take place, one faction going at a time as usual.
(If you want to read the full story, check this page for links)
- During a dig led by Tony Junder, the legendary archeologist, the Genesis Disc was uncovered.
- The Disc was stolen by the madman Bendo Brikari, who used it to reawaken the Slayzers - destructive robotic avatars of the four elements.
- The evil megacorporation Fruit Corp. then started building their own Orange Juice Slayzer. By establishing orange juice as a foundational element of the BrikVerse, they would gain unfettered power, and improved market shares.
Now...
Tony Junder and his crew travel down the dusty road, heading back from their latest dig.
"Great work today, everyone!" Tony says. "That Disc dig wasn't a total bust after all. We got the clues that lead us to this find!"
"Genuine ancient Slayzer parts! These will make us all famous!"
"All that's left to do is deliver them to the museum."
The museum staff eagerly await their new exhibition objects.
Suddenly, a pair of vehicles pull closer to the archeologist caravan. It's Fruit Corp!
The truck is full of Pumpkinmen and Lettuce Troopers, ready for a fight.
The mysterious crimefighter Fruitbatman is working with Fruit Corp.
"I'm Fruitbatman... Sometimes four elements isn't good enough... Sometimes people need more... Sometimes they need... orange juice... And for that... we need these parts..."
"You can't steal these pieces! They belong in a museum! Floor it, everyone!"
The race is on!
Factions
Archeologists - ninja_bait
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Secret Faction 1 - Falk
Secret Faction 2 - Screech
Objectives
The archeologists are trying to get the three Slayzer parts to the museum, and Fruit Corp. is trying to steal them!
The battle will last for 5 turns, or until all Slayzer parts have been delivered to the museum/captured by Fruit Corp.
Racing
Since this is a race, all vehicles (and horses) will move simultaneously at the start of each turn. Then, minifig movement and actions will take place, one faction going at a time as usual.
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- ninja_bait
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Re: Going to the Museum - Signup
I will play archaeologists
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
Re: Going to the Museum - Signup
Dammit ninja, beat me to it. I’ll take secret faction 1
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Re: Going to the Museum - Signup
Spectral has claimed Fruit Corp. remotely. One secret faction left!
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Re: Going to the Museum - Signup
God, I just love the look of the old Johnny Thunder stuff. Must be the nostalgia.
Re: Going to the Museum - Signup
And the last faction is claimed by Screech! I'll send info DMs soon.
Re: Going to the Museum - Signup
Info DMs have been sent. Here are the vehicle stats:
ninja_bait and Spectral, send your Turn 1 orders! On the forums or on Discord.
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Archeologist Truck
5/5 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Car
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Tractor
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Fruit Truck
7/7 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
The Fruitmobile
4/4 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 10"
Armor 10
Machinegun (x2): UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
5/5 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Car
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Tractor
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Fruit Truck
7/7 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
The Fruitmobile
4/4 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 10"
Armor 10
Machinegun (x2): UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Re: Going to the Museum - Turn 1
Turn 1
The race begins unconventionally... The archeologist truck reverses to ram the Fruitmobile! Meanwhile, the fruit truck lines up its own ramming.
The three vehicles smash into each other!
The archeologist truck loses 3 SP in the multi-crash, leaving just 2, while the Fruitmobile loses 1 SP, leaving 3.
The archeologist's truck is pushed into the car! The car isn't damaged, but its movement is disrupted for this turn.
The tractor manages to get away, continuing down the road. Tony Junder rides up on the rock.
Archeologists
The Mechanik leaps to the Fruitmobile!
He starts disassembling it, taking apart one of the machine guns.
The archeologists with guns take pot shots at the fruit truck, but fail to damage it.
Tony Junder pulls out a bazooka from somewhere!
"Back off right now!" Tony shouts to Fruitbatman. "Or I'll blow up that Slayzer part, I swear to brik!"
"Swear to ME!!!" Fruitbatman replies.
Suddenly he is right next to Tony.
He grabs the bazooka!
And just as suddenly, he is back in the Fruitmobile, the bazooka replacing the disassembled machine gun.
Fruit Corp.
Fruitbatman opens fire!
The truck was already heavily damaged, and can't take any more. It explodes!
The driver manages to bail out. The other nearby vehicles suffered some paint scratches, but no serious damage.
The bazooka is now out of ammo, unless Fruitbatman can find some.
The Slayzer part is up for grabs...
More vehicles come tearing down the road!
Finding the path blocked, they are forced to drift offroad.
Secret factions activated:
Punk Fiends
commanded by Falk
and
Speedbrootalz
commanded by Screech
"Get the hell out of the way, slowpokes!" shouts Butchie Buzzsaw, leader of the Punk Fiends.
"Yeah!" growls Spike Forward, boss of the Speedbrootalz. "We're avin a race ere!"
* * *
Overviews
Faction Stats
Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 7/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 2
Slayzer parts delivered: 0
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 7/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 0
Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 5/5
Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 5/5
Vehicle Stats
Falk and Screech will get info DMs shortly. Send your Turn 2 orders!
The race begins unconventionally... The archeologist truck reverses to ram the Fruitmobile! Meanwhile, the fruit truck lines up its own ramming.
The three vehicles smash into each other!
The archeologist truck loses 3 SP in the multi-crash, leaving just 2, while the Fruitmobile loses 1 SP, leaving 3.
The archeologist's truck is pushed into the car! The car isn't damaged, but its movement is disrupted for this turn.
The tractor manages to get away, continuing down the road. Tony Junder rides up on the rock.
Archeologists
The Mechanik leaps to the Fruitmobile!
He starts disassembling it, taking apart one of the machine guns.
The archeologists with guns take pot shots at the fruit truck, but fail to damage it.
Tony Junder pulls out a bazooka from somewhere!
"Back off right now!" Tony shouts to Fruitbatman. "Or I'll blow up that Slayzer part, I swear to brik!"
"Swear to ME!!!" Fruitbatman replies.
Suddenly he is right next to Tony.
He grabs the bazooka!
And just as suddenly, he is back in the Fruitmobile, the bazooka replacing the disassembled machine gun.
Fruit Corp.
Fruitbatman opens fire!
The truck was already heavily damaged, and can't take any more. It explodes!
The driver manages to bail out. The other nearby vehicles suffered some paint scratches, but no serious damage.
The bazooka is now out of ammo, unless Fruitbatman can find some.
The Slayzer part is up for grabs...
More vehicles come tearing down the road!
Finding the path blocked, they are forced to drift offroad.
Secret factions activated:
Punk Fiends
commanded by Falk
and
Speedbrootalz
commanded by Screech
"Get the hell out of the way, slowpokes!" shouts Butchie Buzzsaw, leader of the Punk Fiends.
"Yeah!" growls Spike Forward, boss of the Speedbrootalz. "We're avin a race ere!"
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Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 7/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 2
Slayzer parts delivered: 0
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 7/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 0
Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 5/5
Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 5/5
Vehicle Stats
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Archeologist Car
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Tractor
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Fruit Truck
7/7 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
The Fruitmobile
3/4 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 9"
Armor 9
Machinegun: UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Fiend Truck
4/4 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Fiend Buggy
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Brootal Dragster
4/4 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Brootal Trike
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Tractor
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Fruit Truck
7/7 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
The Fruitmobile
3/4 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 9"
Armor 9
Machinegun: UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Fiend Truck
4/4 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Fiend Buggy
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Brootal Dragster
4/4 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Brootal Trike
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
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Re: Going to the Museum - Turn 1
yesssss this is one of my favorite battles i've seen in a while
Re: Going to the Museum - Turn 2
Turn 2
The archeologists speed forward to get away with their two remaining Slayzer parts, while the Fiends and Brootalz try to find a way through the carjam.
The fruit truck pulls up next to the wreck. The Fruitmobile is in the Brootalz' way, but they don't care.
"Ram it, ladz!" Spike Forward shouts.
The dragster ends up being crushed inbetween the Fruitmobile and the trike, and loses 1 SP. It has 3 remaining. The Fruitmobile itself doesn't take any serious damage.
Tony Junder rides across the fruit truck, while the Fiends drive closer.
Tony's horse leaps on the other side of the truck. The car and the tractor do their best to get away.
Punk Fiends
Butchie Buzzsaw starts cutting up the fruit truck, sparks flying.
"Let's give this hunk of junk a new look!"
She takes off a slab of metal, and comes face to face with a Lettuce Trooper.
"What are you doing to our truck?!"
He fires! And misses. But he managed to stop Butchie from totally remodelling the truck.
The Fiend with the crossbow takes a shot at the trooper, but she also misses.
Fruit Corp.
The side of the fruit truck opens up, and the Pumpkinmen jump onto the wrecked vehicle. The Lettuce Troopers prepare response fire to cover them.
The Pumpkinmen grab the Slayzer arm.
Fruitbatman leaps out of the Fruitmobile, and kills the archeologist Mechanik with his bananarangs. First blood!
The Fruit Corp. Mechanik repairs the broken machine gun.
"Bazooka, Tony Junder?" Fruitbatman says. "More like... uh... Ba-zooka-nana!"
The terrible pun inflicts a severe facepalm on Tony.
Archeologists
The truck driver climbs onto Tony's horse.
"I'll make that arm turn on Fruit Corp!" Tony says.
He starts chanting strange words... ancient Slayzerese!
The Slayzer arm comes to life!
A terrifying transformation takes place. The Pumpkinman is turned into a Demi-Slayzer Abomination!
"Huh," Tony says.
As yet another Tony plan goes awry, the rest of the archeologists sigh and prepare response fire.
Speedbrootalz
Only caring about what's in front of their faces, the Brootalz start chopping and shooting at the Fruitmobile.
The Fruitmobile takes a beating, losing 2 SP. Now it has just one left!
* * *
Overviews
Faction Stats
Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 6/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 2
Slayzer parts delivered: 0
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 7/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1
Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 5/5
Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 5/5
Creation Stats
The Demi-Slayzer Abomination is controlled by Fruit Corp.
The road is still an absolute mess. Maybe there is a faster way to the museum...
Send your Turn 3 orders!
The archeologists speed forward to get away with their two remaining Slayzer parts, while the Fiends and Brootalz try to find a way through the carjam.
The fruit truck pulls up next to the wreck. The Fruitmobile is in the Brootalz' way, but they don't care.
"Ram it, ladz!" Spike Forward shouts.
The dragster ends up being crushed inbetween the Fruitmobile and the trike, and loses 1 SP. It has 3 remaining. The Fruitmobile itself doesn't take any serious damage.
Tony Junder rides across the fruit truck, while the Fiends drive closer.
Tony's horse leaps on the other side of the truck. The car and the tractor do their best to get away.
Punk Fiends
Butchie Buzzsaw starts cutting up the fruit truck, sparks flying.
"Let's give this hunk of junk a new look!"
She takes off a slab of metal, and comes face to face with a Lettuce Trooper.
"What are you doing to our truck?!"
He fires! And misses. But he managed to stop Butchie from totally remodelling the truck.
The Fiend with the crossbow takes a shot at the trooper, but she also misses.
Fruit Corp.
The side of the fruit truck opens up, and the Pumpkinmen jump onto the wrecked vehicle. The Lettuce Troopers prepare response fire to cover them.
The Pumpkinmen grab the Slayzer arm.
Fruitbatman leaps out of the Fruitmobile, and kills the archeologist Mechanik with his bananarangs. First blood!
The Fruit Corp. Mechanik repairs the broken machine gun.
"Bazooka, Tony Junder?" Fruitbatman says. "More like... uh... Ba-zooka-nana!"
The terrible pun inflicts a severe facepalm on Tony.
Archeologists
The truck driver climbs onto Tony's horse.
"I'll make that arm turn on Fruit Corp!" Tony says.
He starts chanting strange words... ancient Slayzerese!
The Slayzer arm comes to life!
A terrifying transformation takes place. The Pumpkinman is turned into a Demi-Slayzer Abomination!
"Huh," Tony says.
As yet another Tony plan goes awry, the rest of the archeologists sigh and prepare response fire.
Speedbrootalz
Only caring about what's in front of their faces, the Brootalz start chopping and shooting at the Fruitmobile.
The Fruitmobile takes a beating, losing 2 SP. Now it has just one left!
* * *
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Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 6/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 2
Slayzer parts delivered: 0
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 7/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1
Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 5/5
Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 5/5
Creation Stats
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Archeologist Car
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Tractor
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Fruit Truck
7/7 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
The Fruitmobile
1/4 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 7"
Armor 7
Machinegun (x2): UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Demi-Slayzer Abomination
3/3 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 5"
Armor 10
Slayzer Arm: UR 4, damage 2d6
Fiend Truck
4/4 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Fiend Buggy
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Brootal Dragster
3/4 SP
Move 11"
Armor 9
Brootal Trike
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Tractor
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Fruit Truck
7/7 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
The Fruitmobile
1/4 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 7"
Armor 7
Machinegun (x2): UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Demi-Slayzer Abomination
3/3 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 5"
Armor 10
Slayzer Arm: UR 4, damage 2d6
Fiend Truck
4/4 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Fiend Buggy
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Brootal Dragster
3/4 SP
Move 11"
Armor 9
Brootal Trike
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
The road is still an absolute mess. Maybe there is a faster way to the museum...
Send your Turn 3 orders!
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Re: Going to the Museum - Turn 3
Turn 3
The archeologists keep gunning for the museum, while the Fiends and Brootalz try to take a shortcut...
The tractor dropped off the rifle gunner.
The Fruitmobile's onboard AI turns it on the spot. The Brootalz, as well as the Fiends in the buggy, swerve their vehicles around to go through the woods.
The Fiend truck rams the fruit truck!
The crash pushes the fruit truck to the side, and inflicts 1 SP of damage on both vehicles. The fruit truck has 6 SP left, while the Fiend truck has 3 SP left.
The wrecked archeologist truck is toppled over, sending the Demi-Slayzer Abomination sprawling.
The Brootalz and Fiend blow through the trees with ease. The Fiend buggy takes a nasty hit to the undercarriage, though, losing 2 SP. It has just one left.
But that doesn't stop the buggy from mowing down the archeologist gunner.
The little blue bear cub got ran over!
Mama Bear arrives. She's pissed.
Speedbrootalz
Spike Forward lops off a Fiend head.
The Brootal on the trike prepares a response attack, in case the raging bear tries something.
Fruit Corp.
The Demi-Slayzer gets back up.
With a good Sprint roll, it chases after the archeologists.
The fruit truck opens its hatch on the other side, and the Lettuce Troopers fire on the Fiends!
The driver leaps from the wheel to save Butchie Buzzsaw.
Fruitbatman addresses the Brootal boss.
"If there is even a one percent chance that the Fiends will win this race... you must treat it as an absolute certainty! So you should help me fight the Fiends..."
"Da hell, bananaman?" Spike says. "Ya talkin shit on the Brootalz? We're winning dis race! Banana, more like bad-nana, amirite ladz?"
The Brootalz laugh raucously.
Fruitbatman's bananarangs turn bad.
He tries throwing them at the Brootalz, but they hit the ground with a pair of sad splats.
The Mechanik tries to patch up the damaged Fruitmobile.
That should hold it together! The Fruitmobile is fully repaired, and is back to 4 SP.
Fruitbatman is sulking, so the AI takes over and fires at the Brootalz.
The dragster gets shot up, losing 2 SP, leaving it with just one.
The archeologist in the car wanted to shoot at the fruit truck driver, but the truck's been pushed out of range. She shoots the Demi-Slayzer. It's a hit, but the abomination shrugs it off.
The driver on Tony Junder's horse grabs his rifle, and takes a shot at the truck driver instead. But she totally misses.
Tony examines the road ahead.
"I have a hunch... there's an archeological find, right here!"
A digger crew turns up, and starts excavating.
Soon they've created a deep trench across the road.
Punk Fiends
Butchie leaps over to the fruit truck, and slices up a Lettuce Trooper.
"Fuck you corp scum!"
The Mechanik grabs some of the junk lying around.
She creates a ramp! Kinda ramshackle, but it'll do!
She gets back in the truck, so there's someone ready to drive it next turn.
Mama Bear
Mama Bear attacks the Brootal on the trike. But he's ready for her and strikes first, inflicting 1 SP of damage. The bear has 2 left.
The Brootal can't hold off the bear for long though, and gets horribly mauled.
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Overviews
Faction Stats
Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 5/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 2
Slayzer parts delivered: 0
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 2
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 6/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1
Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 2
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 3/5
Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 4/5
Mama Bear - NPC
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 1/1
Creation Stats
Send your Turn 4 orders!
The archeologists keep gunning for the museum, while the Fiends and Brootalz try to take a shortcut...
The tractor dropped off the rifle gunner.
The Fruitmobile's onboard AI turns it on the spot. The Brootalz, as well as the Fiends in the buggy, swerve their vehicles around to go through the woods.
The Fiend truck rams the fruit truck!
The crash pushes the fruit truck to the side, and inflicts 1 SP of damage on both vehicles. The fruit truck has 6 SP left, while the Fiend truck has 3 SP left.
The wrecked archeologist truck is toppled over, sending the Demi-Slayzer Abomination sprawling.
The Brootalz and Fiend blow through the trees with ease. The Fiend buggy takes a nasty hit to the undercarriage, though, losing 2 SP. It has just one left.
But that doesn't stop the buggy from mowing down the archeologist gunner.
The little blue bear cub got ran over!
Mama Bear arrives. She's pissed.
Speedbrootalz
Spike Forward lops off a Fiend head.
The Brootal on the trike prepares a response attack, in case the raging bear tries something.
Fruit Corp.
The Demi-Slayzer gets back up.
With a good Sprint roll, it chases after the archeologists.
The fruit truck opens its hatch on the other side, and the Lettuce Troopers fire on the Fiends!
The driver leaps from the wheel to save Butchie Buzzsaw.
Fruitbatman addresses the Brootal boss.
"If there is even a one percent chance that the Fiends will win this race... you must treat it as an absolute certainty! So you should help me fight the Fiends..."
"Da hell, bananaman?" Spike says. "Ya talkin shit on the Brootalz? We're winning dis race! Banana, more like bad-nana, amirite ladz?"
The Brootalz laugh raucously.
Fruitbatman's bananarangs turn bad.
He tries throwing them at the Brootalz, but they hit the ground with a pair of sad splats.
The Mechanik tries to patch up the damaged Fruitmobile.
That should hold it together! The Fruitmobile is fully repaired, and is back to 4 SP.
Fruitbatman is sulking, so the AI takes over and fires at the Brootalz.
The dragster gets shot up, losing 2 SP, leaving it with just one.
The archeologist in the car wanted to shoot at the fruit truck driver, but the truck's been pushed out of range. She shoots the Demi-Slayzer. It's a hit, but the abomination shrugs it off.
The driver on Tony Junder's horse grabs his rifle, and takes a shot at the truck driver instead. But she totally misses.
Tony examines the road ahead.
"I have a hunch... there's an archeological find, right here!"
A digger crew turns up, and starts excavating.
Soon they've created a deep trench across the road.
Punk Fiends
Butchie leaps over to the fruit truck, and slices up a Lettuce Trooper.
"Fuck you corp scum!"
The Mechanik grabs some of the junk lying around.
She creates a ramp! Kinda ramshackle, but it'll do!
She gets back in the truck, so there's someone ready to drive it next turn.
Mama Bear
Mama Bear attacks the Brootal on the trike. But he's ready for her and strikes first, inflicting 1 SP of damage. The bear has 2 left.
The Brootal can't hold off the bear for long though, and gets horribly mauled.
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Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 5/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 2
Slayzer parts delivered: 0
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 2
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 6/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1
Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 2
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 3/5
Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 4/5
Mama Bear - NPC
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 1/1
Creation Stats
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Archeologist Car
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Tractor
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Fruit Truck
6/7 SP
Move 9"
Armor 9
The Fruitmobile
4/4 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 10"
Armor 10
Machinegun (x2): UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Demi-Slayzer Abomination
3/3 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 5"
Armor 10
Slayzer Arm: UR 4, damage 2d6
Fiend Truck
3/4 SP
Move 11"
Armor 9
Fiend Buggy
1/3 SP
Move 10"
Armor 8
Brootal Dragster
1/4 SP
Move 9"
Armor 7
Brootal Trike
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Mama Bear
2/3 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 4"
Armor 9
Claws (x2): UR 2, damage 1d6
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Tractor
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Fruit Truck
6/7 SP
Move 9"
Armor 9
The Fruitmobile
4/4 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 10"
Armor 10
Machinegun (x2): UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Demi-Slayzer Abomination
3/3 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 5"
Armor 10
Slayzer Arm: UR 4, damage 2d6
Fiend Truck
3/4 SP
Move 11"
Armor 9
Fiend Buggy
1/3 SP
Move 10"
Armor 8
Brootal Dragster
1/4 SP
Move 9"
Armor 7
Brootal Trike
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Mama Bear
2/3 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 4"
Armor 9
Claws (x2): UR 2, damage 1d6
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Re: Going to the Museum - Turn 3
At last, everything's coming up Milhouse
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
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Re: Going to the Museum - Turn 3
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
Re: Going to the Museum - Turn 4
Turn 4
Everyone is speeding towards the museum.
The tractor driver locks the pedal, and bails out.
The tractor makes it to the museum, and the staff runs out to pick up the Slayzer piece! One down, two to go!
The Fiend buggy and the Brootal trike are neck and neck, though the damaged dragster is lagging behind a little. The archeologist car follows them.
Fruitbatman also chases the pack.
The Fiend Mechanik drives the truck up her newly built ramp!
The truck flies through the air!
And comes down in the trees!
Crushing them. The truck loses 1 SP from the impact, leaving 2.
Archeologists
Tony Junder dismounts and reaches into the trench.
"Ah ha! What's this?"
"Well I'll be... It's an apple from the Garden of 376!"
"You interested, Demi-Slayzer? Love these old artifakts, hmm?"
"Then come and get it! Hiyah!"
Tony mounts up and rides away, the Demi-Slayzer chasing after!
Tony drops the apple outside the museum. The Demi-Slayzer needs only move a little bit closer, and the staff will come out and snatch its arm away...
The archeologist in the car takes a shot at the Fruitmobile, but the bullet pings off its armor.
Punk Fiends
Butchie Buzzsaw runs onto the roof of the fruit truck.
"I'm taking over here!"
She swings down towards the windscreen, saws first!
Oops, she forgot to turn the saws on.
"Urgh... What the hell?"
Speedbrootalz
Spike Forward hacks away at the damaged Fiend buggy.
"Yer going down!"
Success! The buggy explodes!
Unfortunately, the shockwave causes the damaged dragster to explode as well.
The other nearby vehicles avoided damage from the explosion. The Brootal mechanik survived. Spike Forward got redshirted out of the explosion by the dragster driver, who got killed. The Fiend buggy driver is fine.
Fruit Corp.
The Demi-Slayzer decides the apple wasn't very interesting after all. Enraged, it lifts Tony's horse, riders and all!
Then throws them!
The horse splats into the car, and is killed! The car isn't damaged though.
Tony is thrown from the saddle! But he's fine, he had a soft landing.
Fruitbatman fires at the archeologist car, but fluffs his damage rolls.
The Fruit Corp. troops shoot and stab at the downed Butchie. Is this the end for her?
No! Through one of the most incredible redshirt rolls the BrikVerse has ever seen...
...the buggy driver dashes across the field, and gets killed in Butchie's place!
The Fruit Corp. Mechanik fixes up the truck, bringing it back to 7 SP.
Mama Bear
Mama Bear tries to maul the Fruitmobile, but can't get through the Mechanik's armor patch.
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Overviews
Faction Stats
Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 4/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1
Slayzer parts delivered: 1
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 5
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 6/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1
Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 2
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 2/5
Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 2 (including 1 friendly fire)
Wreckings: 2 (including 1 self wreck)
Alive: 3/5
Mama Bear - NPC
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 1/1
Creation Stats
Going into the final turn, the archeologists only need to deliver one more Slayzer part to claim victory. Fruit Corp, on the other hand, will need to control both of the remaining ones.
The Brootalz and Fiends approach the museum finish line. The Brootal trike has a slight lead over the Fiend Truck!
Note that you can perform Heroic Feats in the phase for moving vehicles, if they relate to vehicle movement.
Send your orders for the final turn, and make them count!
Everyone is speeding towards the museum.
The tractor driver locks the pedal, and bails out.
The tractor makes it to the museum, and the staff runs out to pick up the Slayzer piece! One down, two to go!
The Fiend buggy and the Brootal trike are neck and neck, though the damaged dragster is lagging behind a little. The archeologist car follows them.
Fruitbatman also chases the pack.
The Fiend Mechanik drives the truck up her newly built ramp!
The truck flies through the air!
And comes down in the trees!
Crushing them. The truck loses 1 SP from the impact, leaving 2.
Archeologists
Tony Junder dismounts and reaches into the trench.
"Ah ha! What's this?"
"Well I'll be... It's an apple from the Garden of 376!"
"You interested, Demi-Slayzer? Love these old artifakts, hmm?"
"Then come and get it! Hiyah!"
Tony mounts up and rides away, the Demi-Slayzer chasing after!
Tony drops the apple outside the museum. The Demi-Slayzer needs only move a little bit closer, and the staff will come out and snatch its arm away...
The archeologist in the car takes a shot at the Fruitmobile, but the bullet pings off its armor.
Punk Fiends
Butchie Buzzsaw runs onto the roof of the fruit truck.
"I'm taking over here!"
She swings down towards the windscreen, saws first!
Oops, she forgot to turn the saws on.
"Urgh... What the hell?"
Speedbrootalz
Spike Forward hacks away at the damaged Fiend buggy.
"Yer going down!"
Success! The buggy explodes!
Unfortunately, the shockwave causes the damaged dragster to explode as well.
The other nearby vehicles avoided damage from the explosion. The Brootal mechanik survived. Spike Forward got redshirted out of the explosion by the dragster driver, who got killed. The Fiend buggy driver is fine.
Fruit Corp.
The Demi-Slayzer decides the apple wasn't very interesting after all. Enraged, it lifts Tony's horse, riders and all!
Then throws them!
The horse splats into the car, and is killed! The car isn't damaged though.
Tony is thrown from the saddle! But he's fine, he had a soft landing.
Fruitbatman fires at the archeologist car, but fluffs his damage rolls.
The Fruit Corp. troops shoot and stab at the downed Butchie. Is this the end for her?
No! Through one of the most incredible redshirt rolls the BrikVerse has ever seen...
...the buggy driver dashes across the field, and gets killed in Butchie's place!
The Fruit Corp. Mechanik fixes up the truck, bringing it back to 7 SP.
Mama Bear
Mama Bear tries to maul the Fruitmobile, but can't get through the Mechanik's armor patch.
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Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 4/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1
Slayzer parts delivered: 1
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 5
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 6/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1
Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 2
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 2/5
Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 2 (including 1 friendly fire)
Wreckings: 2 (including 1 self wreck)
Alive: 3/5
Mama Bear - NPC
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 1/1
Creation Stats
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Archeologist Car
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Tractor
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Fruit Truck
7/7 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
The Fruitmobile
4/4 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 10"
Armor 10
Machinegun (x2): UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Demi-Slayzer Abomination
3/3 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 5"
Armor 10
Slayzer Arm: UR 4, damage 2d6
Fiend Truck
2/4 SP
Move 10"
Armor 8
Brootal Trike
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Mama Bear
2/3 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 4"
Armor 9
Claws (x2): UR 2, damage 1d6
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Archeologist Tractor
3/3 SP
Move 8"
Armor 10
Fruit Truck
7/7 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
The Fruitmobile
4/4 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 10"
Armor 10
Machinegun (x2): UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Demi-Slayzer Abomination
3/3 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 5"
Armor 10
Slayzer Arm: UR 4, damage 2d6
Fiend Truck
2/4 SP
Move 10"
Armor 8
Brootal Trike
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 10
Mama Bear
2/3 SP
Skill 1d6
Move 4"
Armor 9
Claws (x2): UR 2, damage 1d6
The Brootalz and Fiends approach the museum finish line. The Brootal trike has a slight lead over the Fiend Truck!
Note that you can perform Heroic Feats in the phase for moving vehicles, if they relate to vehicle movement.
Send your orders for the final turn, and make them count!