The Krumbly Kastle [Final turn posted!]

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Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Turn 7 up]

Post by Food_Truk » Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:46 am

F for Hot Knight, may his Bubblegum Half-Dragon offspring flourish and his future marriage be happy. :man:
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Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Turn 7 up]

Post by Zupponn » Thu Jan 21, 2021 6:11 pm

Food_Truk wrote:
Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:46 am
F for Hot Knight, may his Bubblegum Half-Dragon offspring flourish and his future marriage be happy. :man:
We'll see what sahasrahla decides to do. I've given him a few different options on what they will do next. It depends on what route he wants to take their story. :D
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Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Final turn!]

Post by sahasrahla » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:40 pm

TURN 8

SKELETON ARMY (Infinity)

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Cpt Fluffypuppy: Hello beautiful... You're a shiny one ain't ya... Listen, you need a real friend in your life, someone who really appreciates you for you, not just your sparkly face.
Gold Beauty: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
Feat success! Gold Beauty is seduced by Cpt Fluffypuppy's flattery and joins his army!

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She wings down to the knights and burninates one.

KNIGHTS OF PROSPERIA (Food_Truk)

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The knights were prepared to hunt a blue dragon, but find a gold one right in front of their faces! With teamwork they bring down the shining beast.

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Leggy bois continue going ham on the already-defeated skeleton.

BUBBLEGUM BITCHES (Zupponn)

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[CENSORED]

HEAVY METAL HARRIERS (NPC'd)

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Hetta and Alice burst in on a horrifying scene. Furious, they attack the bubblegum dragon.

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The dragon counterattacks, enveloping Hetta in blue flames.

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But Alice strikes true, her axe slicing through the bubblegum monster's neck!

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Cpt. Fluffypuppy looks out over the battlefield. The last of his minions have fallen, and only enemies remain. "I must report to my master," he growls. "This fortress is lost."

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The remaining knights of Prosperia enter the newly-taken castle. They find the corpse of their fallen prince.
Knight 1: Looks like Richie got canned.
Knight 2: Bummer.
Nary a tear was shed over his demise.

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Alice emerges as the lone survivor of the massive catfight between the Harriers and the Banshees.
"Fear not, Hetta," she whispers. "I will find the Banshee Queen. Your death will be avenged."
"Hey, has uh... has anyone seen my pants?" says hot knight

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FINAL SURVIVORS
Knights of Prosperia: two knights
Skeleton Army: Cpt Fluffypuppy (Last man standing!)
Heavy Metal Harriers: Alice (Last man standing!)
Bubblegum Banshees: ELIMINATED
Horsie Trainer: ELIMINATED

Well played all, really enjoyed the creative orders I got for this one! Currently planning a sequel... at some point... hopefully....
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Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Final turn posted!]

Post by Infinity » Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:08 pm

OH what the FUCK MY EYES.
Anyway, an amazing battle, good game to everyone who participated and thanks for hosting
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Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Final turn posted!]

Post by Food_Truk » Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:20 am

Technically, two knights and a naked guy survived. (He's just streaking around uncensored!) Maybe he should join up with Alice after he finds a pair of pants or something. If only there was some guy who had pants-controlling powers...

Leggy bois are still the best. :lol:
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Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Final turn posted!]

Post by Zupponn » Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:53 pm

While my bubblegum bitches didn't survive the battle, I feel very satisfied in what I was able to accomplish. I contributed nothing to the defense of the castle, but instead managed to do exactly what I set out to do.

Good battle everyone!

EDIT: Also, if there's a sequel, I hope Hot Knight returns.
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Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Final turn posted!]

Post by ninja_bait » Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:19 pm

hot night with Hot Knight
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Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Final turn posted!]

Post by SirZaphod » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:25 pm

That was my first forum battel and I enjoyed the whole turn out of events, I hope to see a sequel as well.

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Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Final turn posted!]

Post by Mr. President » Sat Jan 30, 2021 6:24 am

Zupponn wrote:
Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:53 pm
EDIT: Also, if there's a sequel, I hope Hot Knight returns.
I agree - I think this might be his breakout performance, as they say.

I also wonder what the consequences of the leggy bois being on the loose will be.

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Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Final turn posted!]

Post by Food_Truk » Sat Jan 30, 2021 3:12 pm

Mr. President wrote:
Sat Jan 30, 2021 6:24 am
I also wonder what the consequences of the leggy bois being on the loose will be.
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