CHAT BATTLE: The Golden Ticket--FINISHED

Post by **Silent-sigfig** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:32 pm

Turn 4 Britannia (TastySkippy)

The cavalryman wheels about, charging straight at Tonk. She fails her redshirt roll, but the damage isn't enough to kill her.

Ruthless goes for a roid rage feat, hoping to smash all the Hoplites in a testosterone maelstrom.

It critfails and instead his dick falls off.

(-1 to manliness feats)

Also the officer failed to hurt anything,

The landship rolled a two for skill, somehow missing at point blank range. The machine gun is at the wrong angle to fire.

Post by **Silent-sigfig** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:51 pm

Turn 4 Trattoria (Vami)

The Hoplites gun down ruthless. One of them grabs the crystal.

Tonk kills the cavalryman.

Because the tanks would just continue to miss eachother, I declare a TRATTORIAN VICTORY!

Goog game players, I hope you enjoyed it!

Post by **RedRover** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:54 pm

I'd love to just see Putin come in and take it regardless

Post by **TastySkippy123** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:56 pm

Good fun, I wonder what the fate of the Brittanian officer will be...

Post by **cleanupcrew** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:04 pm

Post by **Duerer** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 9:26 am

This is a Lego related sub-forum. No politics!

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