Roll To Dodge: Defence Against the OTC Army

Post by **tahthing** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:40 am

lrdofbricks wrote:major action- grab the loaded smg
minor action- fire it down the hallway, hopefull making a roadblock of corpses.

what loaded SMG? I didn't load it, and we don't know if the ammo works!

Post by **ahp77** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:49 am

round one and you're killing each other already. [sarcasm]Awesometastic. [/sarcasm]

Post by **lrdofbricks** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:46 pm

well what do you want me to do? offer them daisies?

Post by **Fulizer** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:15 pm

Major action- fire ma laz0r!
Minor action- eat a raw fish.

Post by **ahp77** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:17 pm

lrdofbricks wrote:well what do you want me to do? offer them daisies?

After a fashion, yes. Did I mention you were supposed to be a team?

RTD=/=Paranoia

Post by **tahthing** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:40 pm

yeah i kinda assumed that since we where all BEING ATTACKED BY 300 OTC WARRIORS we should work together.

Post by **Fulizer** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:00 am

nope, we should kill each other.

Post by **tahthing** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:19 pm

Aren't we dead anyway? Non of us have attacked the OTC army yet and they must of got to us by now.

Post by **Fulizer** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:01 pm

Ai Fired Mah Goddanged Laz0r! Imma Waiting for the results

Post by **lrdofbricks** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:15 pm

well i did sholot an smg at them, but they probably used the saws like lightsabers.

Post by **ahp77** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:20 pm

Fulizer wrote:Ai Fired Mah Goddanged Laz0r! Imma Waiting for the results

Ya duzn't haz a goddamned laz0r.

And you're on waiting list.

Rody and whomevr else hasn't still posted their orders has ONE DAY to not die and be pulled out.

Post by **tahthing** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:28 pm

Ok im gonna change my action.

minor: I search my pockets for a match or lighter (i normally have one... im not a pyro-maniac... honest!)
Major: set fire to the desk to make sure that nothing is hidden in it!

Post by **warman45** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:32 pm

major action. take hairspray and take electrical wiring out of wall, making shure to seperate the ends enough to get a nice spark.

minor action: DODGE! (if allowed)

note: this is simply a clarification/revision as i posted first!

Post by **Dragonfire666666** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:51 pm

There's a waiting list? If so I'm in.

Post by **ahp77** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:00 pm

YAY THE !ST TURN IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!one!one1

Arkbrik posted orders 1st, so here is his major action:

Arkbrik: (6) You search your pockets so well that you rip holes in them. There is a knife (in sheath) and Blade Honer falling down your pantleg.
Inventory:
Knife
Blade honer (think Metal Belaying Pin [which would work well as blunt daggers])
Lint

Warman45: (1) You attempt to smash the wall, but break your index finger instead.

Injuries: Broken index finger (-2 to all actions requiring it)

Tahthing: (6) You burn the desk. And the tax documents that would've gotten you some cash. And the pencils. And the sketchpad. And the Graphite refills. Only the guns and their rounds are left. You step on the ashes as well. YOU IDIOT! YOU WEREN'T WEARING ANY FUCKING SHOES!

Injuries:
Burn't right foot (-2 to actions using it)
(7 turns before death from blood loss (see Dertyyy))

Dertyyy: (5) You find a knife in your pocket, and an SMG in the desk. The ammunition works. You then stab Tahthing so perfectly that he only has 42 seconds to live, unless he heals himself.

Inventory:
Loaded SMG(Not anymore)
Knife
Tahthing's kidney

Irdofbrix: (5) You steal it. 5 corpses drop. The front line is dead.

Inventory:
Loaded SMG (295 rounds)
Knife

Fuziler: YOU FIRE YOUR LAZ0R FROM UR MOUTH. Right back into you. YOU ARE DEAD

GAME EVENT

Dragonfire666666 will get to play now. Post orders.

The OTCmen are 6 turns away.

The glass is so thin that jumping through it prolly wouldn't hurt. *hint*