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Play nice with n00bs in the New People threads. Save the abuse, trolling, and pr0n for everywhere else.
Play nice with n00bs in the New People threads. Save the abuse, trolling, and pr0n for everywhere else.
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Telcon the elf
- Hero
- Posts: 67
- Joined: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:55 am
- Location: A city on Earth.
- RunsWithLegos
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- Location: Boston, MA, USA
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Telcon the elf
- Hero
- Posts: 67
- Joined: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:55 am
- Location: A city on Earth.
- RunsWithLegos
- Official Duck

- Posts: 2245
- Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:45 pm
- Location: Boston, MA, USA
- Carpeticus
- Champion

- Posts: 14
- Joined: Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:32 pm
- Location: Carpet warehouse arena
Re: Introduce yourself!
* - Who are you?
I am Carpeticus!!!
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
No, I live with my fellow slaves, carpet samples that are doomed to eternal battle in the back of a carpet warehouse.
* - Where do you come from?
The carpet factory. I was woven from the finest beige thread.
* - What is your quest?
To free the slaves. Carpet samples were meant to run free.
I am Carpeticus!!!
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
No, I live with my fellow slaves, carpet samples that are doomed to eternal battle in the back of a carpet warehouse.
* - Where do you come from?
The carpet factory. I was woven from the finest beige thread.
* - What is your quest?
To free the slaves. Carpet samples were meant to run free.
- Carpeticus
- Champion

- Posts: 14
- Joined: Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:32 pm
- Location: Carpet warehouse arena
Thank you.Natalya wrote:You are awesome.
" I was woven from the finest beige thread. "Pwnerade wrote:Are you beige?
But... my family lives there. After I free the slaves, we can burn it down together. I have a feeling that we will be the best of friends!Warhead wrote:I will flame your warehouse down.
... after I free the slaves.lmatthew wrote:I'll watch Warhead flame your warehouse down.
- Carpeticus
- Champion

- Posts: 14
- Joined: Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:32 pm
- Location: Carpet warehouse arena
Warhead doesn't have a "wiener," as you call it. His username does not refer in fact to his cephalic region. He has a tool forged in the blazes of the tenth circle of Hell--a circle that was created solely because none of the previous nine were intense enough to accommodate its level of pure and absolute sin. It leaves mothers empty wastelands reminiscent of downtown Baghdad in place of vaginae. It has killed at least seven Greek gods. It is the reason Batman doesn't sleep at night. Its power level is over 9000. It has read and understands Finnegan's Wake. It likes long walks on the beach.Carpeticus wrote:Uhm... you were watching his wiener?
But yes, I was watching that.

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Telcon the elf
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- Joined: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:55 am
- Location: A city on Earth.

