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Almighty Benny
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Post by Almighty Benny » Sat May 03, 2008 12:55 am

IVhorseman wrote:
Almighty Benny wrote:and by complete coincidence, 531-8008 is the phone number of someone that lives near my house. What a lucky bastard.
did you ever end up calling him/her like i told you to?
yeah, I called them up. Some lady picked up and I said "LOLOL! UR FONE NUMB3R IS UPSIDE DOWN BOOBIES!!!!1 WTF".

She *69ed the call and looked me up on facebook. Upon realizing that I lived near her, she went over to my parents' house and informed them that I had "verbally assaulted" her. My parents realized that I was prank phone calling people instead of studying for finals, and now they're refusing to pay for the rest of my schooling. The lady filed a formal written complaint to the Commission of Human Rights or something, and now I have to appear in court next month on top of the sexual harassment lawsuit she has against me. Best case scenario I just pay a fine and take a class, worst case scenario I could be facing up to 2 years in a minimum security prison. To top it off, I'll be looking for a job next year, and now I have to tell whatever firm I end up interviewing with that I'm a convicted sex offender. My grandmother was so ashamed that she suffered a fatal heart attack when the FBI explained the situation to her over the phone, and so naturally the FBI wants me to apologize to the family at her funeral.

I don't even have a clean shirt to wear.
Thank a lot, 4...
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IVhorseman
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Post by IVhorseman » Sat May 03, 2008 10:37 am

just tell the judge you did it for the lulz.

if that fails, point out the obvious: "DUDE.... BOOBIES!"

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