Paranoia

Post by **Dr. Vlad** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:18 am

So will I, I share your doubts

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:55 am

I walk directly forward and look for a door to break down. If there's not one, I follow Warhead.

Post by **birdman** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:02 pm

@Nitewatchman: You run into a solid wall. It doesn't appear to be a door, but if you want to borrow one of Warhead's hottorches to try to cut anything open you're welcome to ask him.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:13 pm

...but I might just shoot you. Maybe.

Post by **birdman** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:10 am

You all follow Warhead down the right passage. After a little bit of walking, you come to a large room with a great number of water tanks, with worker robots tending them. On the opposite side of the room is another door leading to the meeting chambers. A foreman robot notices you and rolls over to you, but because of the size of the room you have a little bit of time before it gets to you. What do you do?

Cycle 8 orders now accepted.

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:53 am

Orders in, Sorry Nightwatchman, you had to be sacraficed, it was the only way.

Post by **birdman** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:45 pm

IT'S 5:43 PM, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR LASER IS?

Warhead, 501st, and Nitewatchman all run up to the foreman robot and all start jabbering away at it. All three of you give me a d20 roll. Everyone else slinks back into the hallway and lights up.

Cycle 9 orders now accepted.

Post by **Warhead** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:24 pm

Orders in. Damn! What a waste of a grenade, leg it boys!!!

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:33 pm

Post by **Dr. Vlad** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:56 pm

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:02 pm

Post by **birdman** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:27 pm

IT'S 3:24 PM, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR LASER IS?

Through a massive combined effort (and a lucky 20), Nitewatchman, Warhead, and Gorcheck short out the foreman robot's communication circuits. It promptly shuts down. Everyone who's out in the corridor can either stay in there and presumably smoke and tell lewd jokes or come in with the others. The other worker robots ignore you and continue doing what they were doing.

Orders now being accepted for cycle...9?

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:30 pm

I just follow everyone else, making sure my pink jumpsuit doesn't fall off.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:12 pm

I'll start looking for the big red button that says Emergency Flooding of Mutant Levels for the Character use of. You never know, it could be handy.

Guys, I think my Paranoia got the better of me, perhaps we should bak track unless there's anything around to steal... I mean utilise.

Someone find Nightwatchman a belt and a couple of safety pins for heavens sake.

Post by **birdman** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:25 pm

Warhead wrote:I'll start looking for the big red button that says Emergency Flooding of Mutant Levels for the Character use of.

You can't find one.