MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - PROLOGUE

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MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - PROLOGUE

Post by mr skeltal » Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:42 am

finally its here
november 1, halloween, same dif
ennyways here we goooo

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PROLOGUE

YEARS AFTER THE OSSUMPOCALYPSE - THE SKELETON WARS RAGE ON

TIME: DAWN

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A band of survivors slumber in their ragged camp. One of them, MADDOX, is on lookout.

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The Wars took a toll on everyone. Not many fuckbois are left.

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Life now involves constant movement. The skeletal hordes are ever watchful, and always ready to attack. Sleep is done whenever possible. A full night's sleep is a luxury.

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One that's about to come to an end.

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MADDOX: Shit.
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MADDOX: Olly olly oxen free! Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! We gotta go, we gotta go go go!
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MADDOX: Skeletons incoming! Move, move!
DUERER: Grrrr.
L-MAN: Skeletons? Crap, get up guys!
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MADDOX: Leave the tents, they're only minutes away!
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DUERER: Graawr!
ZAEDON: I know, right? Fuck this stupid tent.
LORDINTYPE: C'mon, where the hell is my toothbrush!
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HAM701: Wake up, Silverdream! You're gonna die if you don't!
KOMMANDER KEN: Are skeletons even real?
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L-MAN: We won't have enough time to pack everything! If only we could-
MADDOX: No!
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MADDOX: It matters not! For we have the mightiest vehicle ever made...
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MADDOX: ...The FuckMobile!
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MADDOX: Hop in and let's drive!
FUCKBOI STATUS

REDROVER: ---------------[[???]]
SILVERDREAM: -----------[[Alive]]
VAMI IV: ------------------[[Alive]]
LAWMASTER: ------------[[Alive]]
KOMMANDER KEN: ------[[Alive]]
DUERER: ------------------[[Alive]]
ZAEDON: ------------------[[Alive]]
MADDOX: ------------------[[Alive]]
BANN154: -----------------[[???]]
MOTORHEAD FAN: -------[[???]]
HAM701: -------------------[[Alive]]
LORDINTYPE: -------------[[Alive]]
*CRAZYHORSE*: -----------[[???]]
KALVINATOR: -------------[[Alive]]
RUNNYBABBIT223: -------[[???]]
L-MAN: --------------------[[Alive]]
NIMJA: ---------------------[[???]]

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NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS (from players listed as [[Alive]]) FOR TURN 1 (PM orders pls)

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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - PROLOGUE

Post by RedRover » Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:59 am

I guess I'm some sort of dead bitch
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Post by mr skeltal » Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:08 am

RedRover wrote:I guess I'm some sort of dead bitch
nah dony worry
fuckbois listed as dead r shown with [[Dead]]
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Post by runnybabbit223 » Sun Nov 01, 2015 7:11 am

cool, I'm some sort of soldier!
a veteran maybe?
3... 2... 1... DRAGONS!
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - PROLOGUE

Post by mgb519 » Sun Nov 01, 2015 7:44 am

Aw. I thought I signed up too.
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Post by mr skeltal » Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:21 am

mgb519 wrote:Aw. I thought I signed up too.
ur a skeleton remember
ur not thrown in with the fuckbois
don't worry your still in they're
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - PROLOGUE

Post by CaptainZebra » Sun Nov 01, 2015 10:35 am

My instantly deleted signup doesn't count, apparently...
My keboa5rd =isn't wo5rk=ing ve5ry well at the moment... Exc6use any m=istakes =in my ty-p=ing.(T5r6ust, me =it can get a lot wo5rse than th=is)
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Post by motorhead fan » Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:07 pm

at least i'm not a brick.
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - PROLOGUE

Post by Zadeon » Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:04 am

I sent in my command.
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - PROLOGUE

Post by Tzan » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:40 am

Nice sleeping bags.
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Post by *CRAZYHORSE* » Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:11 pm

Dis gon be gud!
stubby wrote:You were inb4beluga.
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - PROLOGUE

Post by mr skeltal » Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:36 pm

*CRAZYHORSE* wrote:Dis gon be gud!
post ur orders already
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Post by mr skeltal » Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:48 pm

mr skeltal wrote:
*CRAZYHORSE* wrote:Dis gon be gud!
post ur orders already
wait nvm forgot ur not in the battle yet
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - PROLOGUE

Post by Ham » Mon Nov 02, 2015 2:43 pm

fukk bois assemble this is our time to shin grab the brewskies and the beer pong dudes
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