DA DOOF WAGEN

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Maraxous » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:10 am

Natalya wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:58 am
Okay this is pretty ossum, but like there's no way a creature with that few size points can hold all that shit. Now there's like fudge exceptions for like things that are cooler, but I don't know if it's cool enough to justify this gross excess. I think you gotta build a better background and then it will be more like you know fudgeable or whatever.
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Bragallot » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:03 am

This. So much this. This is the most glorious creation of our time. The little pistol he carries with his trunk just finishes it. :lol:

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Dieselofdoom5 » Mon Oct 21, 2019 6:11 am

The god weapon :studgod:
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Roboskeleton » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:01 am

HE'S GOT SEVEN MILLION HORSEPOWER!
The only problem I have is, how does that horse power help it; just looks like more weight! :roll:

I love the metal band up top totally ossum! :troll:
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Venge » Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:25 pm

Craigallot wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:03 am
This. So much this. This is the most glorious creation of our time. The little pistol he carries with his trunk just finishes it. :lol:
I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out, but that really is the icing on the ossum cake here.

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Natalya » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:32 am

https://www.zmescience.com/science/bigg ... ine-world/

This monstrosity makes only 100k horsepower.
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:51 am

Natalya wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:32 am
https://www.zmescience.com/science/bigg ... ine-world/

This monstrosity makes only 100k horsepower.
Yeah, well what do you expect from a buncha humie panzees? Brootal technology is far superior. Not even fancy Trattorian tanks could defeat Mammothra.
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Brikguy0410 » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:20 pm

Natalya wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:58 am
Okay this is pretty ossum, but like there's no way a creature with that few size points can hold all that shit. Now there's like fudge exceptions for like things that are cooler, but I don't know if it's cool enough to justify this gross excess. I think you gotta build a better background and then it will be more like you know fudgeable or whatever.
Are you applying logic and reason to a brikwars build? Not gonna lie That’s pretty cringe.

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by ReconMiner » Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:26 pm

WAAAAAAAAAAGH
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Careful_Blacksmith » Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:11 am

:tiger: :troll: :studgod:

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Food_Truk » Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:55 am

That mammoth is an inspiration to us all, I also want the number of their chiropractor. :studgod:
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Infinity » Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:25 pm

Mammothra must not like brootal music. He has ear protection after all.
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Bragallot » Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:37 am

Those are his headphones, cranked up to max volume.

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