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Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by Brikguy0410 » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:05 pm

I went on a backpacking trip to Europe with some friends over the summer.

Since the legal drinking age over there is 18 and we’ve never had it before (yea I was the straight edge kid in highschool, believe it or not) we said “fuck it” and tried some booze while in Nice.

I tried a:

Pina colada

White wine (the cheap stuff admittedly)

Screwdriver

Alcohol tastes like gasoline mixed with battery acid.

The fuck is wrong with all of you.
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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by sahasrahla » Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:09 am

none of those drinks are actually good tho, of course you didn't like them

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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by lordintype » Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:43 pm

I’m just getting into alcohol, and I think a White Russian is a good thing to try if you’re not into it yet.
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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by Zupponn » Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:03 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:05 pm
The fuck is wrong with all of you.
Well, I'm from Wisconsin, so...
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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by Brikguy0410 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:05 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:03 pm
Brikguy0410 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:05 pm
The fuck is wrong with all of you.
Well, I'm from Wisconsin, so...
Then you have even less of an excuse to be drinking alcohol.
Wisconsin is one of the largest producers of dairy in the United States, get yourself some milk.

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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by Kommander Ken » Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:18 am

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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by Brikguy0410 » Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:01 pm

Ok, boomer.

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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:24 am

I like gin, it tastes like pine trees
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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by TheCraigfulOne » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:44 pm

ninja_bait wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:24 am
I like gin, it tastes like pine trees
Yum yum, pine tree.

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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by Alex » Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:32 pm

TheCraigfulOne wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:44 pm
ninja_bait wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:24 am
I like gin, it tastes like pine trees
Yum yum, pine tree.
Piney citrusy goodness. OPIHR Oriental Spice Gin is also a really good one, made with cardamom and pepper.

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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by Brikguy0410 » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:07 pm

That all sounds great but I can’t enjoy any of that when it’s all overpowered by the taste of my throat burning. I know some people (read: degenerates) like that, but I’ll stick with milk thank you very much.

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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by Archduke » Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:14 pm

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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by Bragallot » Sun Dec 22, 2019 7:37 pm

You know the taste of gasoline mixed with battery acid, but you were the straight edge kid?

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Re: Story time: brickguy tries Booze

Post by Natalya » Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:43 am

Brikguy0410 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:05 pm
The fuck is wrong with all of you.
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