[Quantum Inc.] The Capture Of Blue Space Guy (AKA Benny)

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[Quantum Inc.] The Capture Of Blue Space Guy (AKA Benny)

Post by Food_Truk » Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:26 pm

Ragn Valdr peacefully shifts through the pages of the Paxonomicon, building instructions to ice cream stands and lounge bars passing by his eyes as he's searching through the content...
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Skull of Pacificass: "Hey, man. I think we've got company. Doesn't look like he wants to sell us thin mints."
Ragn: "How to build stracciatella ice cr-"

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Ragn: "What's this now?"
Blue Space Guy: "In the name of the Intergalactic Space Defense Force, I command you to seize all your activities and allow yourself to be arrested!"

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SoP: "Wait, did you come here all by yourself?"
BSG: "Yeah, why? It's just one cultist and a talking skull!"

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Ragn: "That's what I love about you heroic types. Excellent theatrical timing. Girls?"

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BSG: "Wait. What?"
Stella: "GET HIM!"

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[KRASH!] [KRAK!!] [KAPOW!!!]

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Minnie: "What's gonna work?"
Stephanie & Stella: "TEAMWORK!"
BSG: "Oh this is just @#$%."

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SoP: "So...What'd we do now?"
Ragn: "We put him where he can't harm any one, until we have further need of him."
SoP: "Gotcha, man. One portal, coming right up!"

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[A loud rumbling fills the air as a portal made of bright basic colored CLOan bricks rises from the depths...]

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Minnie: "🎵 Dead Love couldn't go no further, proud of and disgusted by her, push shove, a little bruised and battered, oh Lord I ain't coming home with you~ 🎶 "
Stella: "Oh no, that song's going to get stuck in my head again..."
Stephanie: "Ugh, tell me about it. Should I just put something on?"

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Ragn: "My life's a bit more colder, dead wife is what I told her, brass knife sinks into my shoulder, oh babe don't know what I'm gonna doooo-oh damn it."
SoP: "Great song. Not as amazing as Kreedence Klearwater Revival though, they were amazing at Woodstok. Man, I met up with this crazy Bionicle chick there once, she taught me how to build my first blu-"

[FIFTEEN MINUTES (of which five were spent listening to stories about Woodstok) LATER...]

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Ragn: "Comfortable, Mr. Space Guy?"

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BSG: "You'll never get away with this, you maniac! We've stopped the Brikpocalypse before, you'll never be able to alter the Kanon!"

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Ragn: "Stephanie, if you'd please. I'm done listening to this simpleton."
Stephanie: "Sure thing, boss!"

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BSG: "Wait! NO! STOP!"

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[Muffled screaming is slowly drowned out by Lorde's "Everybody Wants To Rule The World"...]
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Re: The Capture Of Blue Space Guy (AKA Benny)

Post by Arkbrik » Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:38 pm

This is pretty bizarre.

I like it

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Re: The Capture Of Blue Space Guy (AKA Benny)

Post by Food_Truk » Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:52 pm

Arkbrik wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:38 pm
This is pretty bizarre.

I like it
Thanks, might've gone a bit overboard with the YT links though.

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Re: The Capture Of Blue Space Guy (AKA Benny)

Post by ninja_bait » Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:07 pm

Lorde's version of EWTRTW is great
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Re: The Capture Of Blue Space Guy (AKA Benny)

Post by Food_Truk » Sat Feb 01, 2020 12:55 am

ninja_bait wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:07 pm
Lorde's version of EWTRTW is great
I know right, it adds a nice dramatic flair to any activity.

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