THE KARLOVIAN EMPIRE
The Midget and the 'Zerker fall over, they begin crying softly, like babies.
The Geo-Dungan stands up, he looks down at the 'Zerker disapprovingly.
He bends down and grabs the sac
He pulls, I guess it isn't one size fits all.
*pop* It comes off, what a fight!
The 'Zerkers look at each other, what could they be thinking?
They form a shield wall!
They march forward, preparing for the PLA response fire.
Everyone can hit, except poor Miky there. He cries in his helmet.
They unleash a torrent of fire!!
The fire is uneffective, only one shot hits, but the shield deflects it easily.
Joe drops his gun.
Spidey runs around the Hummer.
He picks up a hammer in a barrel, what is it?
He tests it out.
It works, it is the Hammer of Yeet.
Katana and his soldiers back away, they quietly laugh at the crying Midget.
Bozc and a Ninja move over to this chest, will they open it?
Nope. Whatever they intend on doing with that chest, they must have killer tactics
Three other soldiers move up to the Hummer.
They push on it, Ozag strains his back. (He loses 1" of movement, he rolled the exact number needed to help push it over. He could have slipped a disc)
The Hummer falls over, it is now drivable (?)
The Assault guy falls over, he too begins crying.
His fellow esscorter leans over him.
"Get your butt up and moving, how dare you be peaceful, you disgrace your skin tone and you disgrace the minifigure race!!" He pulls him up and yanks the sac off. (He rolled so high, I made it so the Assault can now move, he rolled a 17 on the effectiveness of the yanking)
The Soldier stands up and rejoins his fellow escorters
Iba rushes over to the Treadbike, carrying the gas can.
Iba peeks her head to chuck the can, and Kkraber Kklown takes a shot.
But his gun jams.
Iba winds up.
She throws the Gas can as far as she can "YEET!!" She screams.
The gods of Yeet bless her with the power of Yeet and the can lands at the feet of the Razzgrizlies. Will it go off? Feat Successful!
One grizzly is torn to pieces while the other one manages to bail.
Kkraber Kklown's llama is blown up, and the Kklown himself is tossed from it. and Butsac is almost crushed under the debris, but luckily his Razzgrizly was there to take the fall.
The left over fumes catch fire and render the small choke point not available.
The Pilot and his escort move over to the Treadbike
The Heavy Specialist orders his troops to fire. Mikey gets a shot in.
All the shots miss except Mikey's, but Spidey manages to bail just before the bullet hit. Like Neo.
The Heavy Spec moves over to accompany his troops.
Iba's team moves over to cover her.
The Ranger moves to the opposite side, providing cover from a different direction.
The Wabbit and Ninja move behind the stand.
Some Razzgrizlies move into the breach, and old duck looks at the shop.
These are what is available: Suitcase (Free), Wrench (100), Pancake (500), Dynamite (300), Radio (200), Scalp (Also free) You can find money throughout the field.
Herk is doing, what?
What are the rest of them doing?
Oh I see
That didn't work to well.
Aha!! Da Mows has made it!!!
The Brittanian Deserter climbs up the tower.
He reaches the top, it sways a bit.
"Don't judge me!! Huzzah!!"
The Karlovian Reinforcements come in the form of a Raptor Jet guy!!
The PLA gets the aid of a Guardian with a detachment of black troopers. (If you didn't want reinforcements tell me)
The Saakians hold onto their reinforcements.
Oh my gosh!!! The Horseman of Justice has arrived!!!
Looking down on the battlefield he grants the Raptor jet guy with +2 extra armor!! Feat Successful!
There are still a few weapons on the field.
The two working vehicles have basically been claimed. The Hummer and the Treadbike.
The Explosive has 'Sploded.
Katana and Kkraber Kklown cannot be killed.
The PLA have unlocked their secret objective.
Every faction is still trying to capture the Blue Gem. Only a Hero, Minor Hero, or Leader can secure it.
Stats and Stuff
Karlovians - Food_Truk
The PLA - Liebertine
Killed: 2 (Plus the Llama)
The Saakians - Bragallot
Alive: 14/16 No more llama
I need orders by March 10th. I am leaving for a work thing on the 12th.