The Death of Dr. Dick

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The Death of Dr. Dick

Post by Food_Truk » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:56 am

Song played on Cookie Streak's radio

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Distant engine noises and soft music fill the air...
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Not-so-distant engine noises...
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"Ergens in mijn hoofd...Ben ik...goed..." 🎶
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The whole thing brakes to a halt.
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"Alright Pacificass, watch the car for me."
"Can I have the phone while you're busy? I want to play LEGO Legacy."
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"Sure, but tell me when someone calls."
"Aww yisssss."
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"And check up on my LEGO Tower when you can."
"Gotcha."
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"DICK! OPEN UP!"
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"What's up, chief? Why'd we stop?"
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"Nothing personal, Dick. Just a change of heart."
"Wait wha-"
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*BLAM*
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Some time later...
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"Anyone call?"
"Nah, Stephanie's just been forwarding memes. Oh, and I ranked up Hot Dog Guy."
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"Awesome. I like Hot Dog Guy."
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"So, this was your first time using a gun right? What was it like?"
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"..."
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"Oddly soothing."

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Re: The Death of Dr. Dick

Post by Spectral » Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:43 pm

I am really confused but that doesn't stop this from being an ossum soap.
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Re: The Death of Dr. Dick

Post by Food_Truk » Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:13 am

Spectral wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:43 pm
I am really confused but that doesn't stop this from being an ossum soap.
Thanks. It's mostly that Dr. Dick the supply-scalping fraud needed to die, so I did it in a proper fashion.

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