The fire in NERD headquarters burns away a few more briks.
Yareyare takes a bite out of the apple.
Then he throws it at an Acquirien. He misses.
He runs into the janitor's closet.
On the upper floor, Usailor and Eizokusa take cover behind the corner, preparing response actions. Savageaki climbs up to the roof.
"Huh, what a weird car."
The NERD mechaniks build a couple of cool guns, and an explosive charge.
"Yes, yes. We're doing a good job here", Bendo says, as he stands and watches.
The guards keep firing at the dragon, and take off another SP, leaving it with two.
Plasteragi and Guin-guin get on the motorbike, and jump across the fence!
"Gotta get to Binji fascht! Lesch pour schome of thisch into the tank..."
The motorbike blasts off at superspeed! The Acquiriens' robot Mechanik is crushed under it.
The bike smashes into the school. Another Acquirien is killed as he pushes Annabella Anning out of the drunk driver's path.
"Awright! Made it to the school in record time! Glug, glug..."
Plasteragi and Guin-guin have themselves some celebratory drinks.
The tank reverses and tries to run over the knights. But a pitiful damage roll means Leonora's horse doesn't even budge.
The tank then fires at the Ice Slayzer, with more success! The Slayzer loses one SP, leaving it with two.
The infantry sprint across the schoolyard as fast as they can.
Suddenly a white blur zooms past them.
It's the truck driver! He didn't want to be left alone, and with an incredible sprint roll, ended up in the middle of the Acquiriens.
Captain Iwanaga's horse leaps over the truck, as he seeks to challenge Lady Leonora.
"Face me blade to blade, knight!"
"This katana has been passed down in the Iwanaga family for generations. Its blade has been folded ten thousand times, and is blessed by the Reiliph herself - "
"Fine. I'll cross swords with you!"
"Methinks your ancestors should have folded the blade a few more times."
"It's a real mess out there, huh?" Annabella says. "Good thing I rigged the retrieval vehicle with an explosive charge earlier. If I blow that up, it should take out a bunch of those Ayanami losers. Let me just get the remote detonator..."
"Wait a minute, this isn't the detonator, this is the charge. Then where is..."
Meanwhile in the retrieval vehicle.
"Hey, I found a weird button thing under my seat!"
"Let's try pressing it!"
Annabella survives the explosion, but it blows out what's left of the wall.
That whole side of the bottom floor has now been destroyed. It's getting unstable...
The school collapses!
An Acquirien is crushed.
Another is killed while saving Annabella from the same fate.
The Collector Cruiser turns around and blasts the City Slayzer, but fails to damage it.
Their path suddenly blocked off by the fallen upper floor, the two surviving Acquirien troopers run around the building.
They make it to the door and fire at Plasteragi, but miss.
Knights of the Square Table
Marvin the Magician casts an explosion spell between the two Slayzers! The Ice Slayzer isn't hurt, but the Fire Slayzer loses one SP. Two are left.
With his expert horsefigship, Sir Dracus turns on a dime to charge the Slayzers while retaining his momentum...
But he forgot about centrifugal force, and is flung from the saddle.
The horse slams into the Ice Slayzer. Neither takes any serious damage from the impact.
The dragon flies onto the roof of NERD headquarters.
It bathes the Slayzers in fire! Neither loses any SP, but they're both set on fire.
The minifigs-at-arms charge, the archers fire, and they manage to take one SP off of both Slayzers, leaving them with only one each!
The catapult fires at the Fire Slayzer, at nearly point-blank range.
But the shot is just a little too short, and a minifig-at-arms is squashed instead.
Lady Leonora gallops back towards the rest of the knightly force.
"We've breached the walls! Now, get inside!"
The dragon handle and Mechanik run into NERD headquarters. The Mechanik gets to work on the loose briks, as well as Bendo's table.
He constructs a barricade for protection.
The City Slayzer drives onto the Collector Cruiser!
It's trying to bring it down!
But the pilot is not having it.
"Get off my ship!"
She pulls the Cruiser up, sending the City Slayzer tumbling off the back!
The Slayzer hits the ground in inglorious fashion. It loses one SP, leaving two, and also drops its Disc...
The Fire Slayzer leaps onto the roof.
It mounts the dragon! The dragon, being a creature of fire, finds it natural to obey this master.
Together, they spew fire at Lady Leonora and Marvin the Magician!
Leonora's horse loses one SP, and is set on fire (but I kinda forgot so there are no flames on it).
Marvin forces his old body to jump, and pushes Leonora out of the inferno!
"Leonora... the Discs... they are the only way... you must..."
The Dinosaur Slayzer loosens a terrifying roar!
It snaps up the driver of the retrieval vehicle!
Gore drips from the Slayzer's jaws as it finishes its meal. But its hunger is not sated yet...
The Ice Slayzer runs up to the Ayanami tank.
It lifts the tank! The OTCs scream as they tear into the tank's underside.
The Slayzer turns towards the minifig-at arms.
And throws the tank, crushing all of them!
The tank itself only lost one SP thanks to its thick armor. It has four left.
* * *
Kills: 1 friendly fire
Acquiriens - Space Bunny
Kills: 5 (including 2 friendly fire)
Ayanami Empire - AnnoyedZebra
NERD - Falk
Fire Slayzer - Duerer
Destruction Score: 3
Ice Slayzer - Archduke
Destruction Score: 6
City Slayzer - ComradeGreen
Destruction Score: 0
Dinosaur Slayzer - Shaggy
Destruction Score: 1
Move 5" pushed
Catapult: UR 6, range 18", damage 3d6
Firebreath: UR 3, range 6", damage 2d6 fire
Claws (x2): UR 2, damage 1d6
Huge claw: UR 3, damage 2d6
Rifle (2x), detachable
Laser Cannon: UR 4, range 10", damage 2d6
Move 10" flying
Pewgun (x2), as pistol
Battle cannon: UR 5, range 15", damage 3d6
Machine gun: UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Flamethrower: UR 3, range 6", damage 2d6 fire
OTC fist: UR 4, damage 2d10
Bite x1, claws x2: UR 2, damage 1d6
Send orders for turn 3!