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Natalya
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by Natalya » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:41 pm
ASE Rear Admiral Bayern, on a vengeful quest to destroy all magik users and drag the ASE into war against the Imperial Magikstrate, teleports to the surface of Jynn to lead the charge against IM forces who were returning a powerful crystal to the underground of a ruined ancient temple.
To the ASE's surprise, they're the last ones to the party -- the crystal was emitting a powerful signal that propagated through the BrikVerse, and multiple factions have konverged in search of the crystal, fame, glory, or just the visceral participation in a massive blood bath.
You'll Die As You Lived in a Flash of the Blade


Imperial Magikstrate -- RedRover
The IM are caught by surprise. They are split into two groups and are outnumbered and out-gunned. However, the IM have many soldiers in reserve. Outside the ruin they have a few soliders, a hovertank, and a hoverbike.

Underground below the ruin they have two heroes, Mage Ulrich Festoff and Mage Apprentice Braze Maskar. Both are heroes with Magikal powers, but Ulrich is more skilled with Magik.

There are more IM forces at the landing pad. Here they have a second hovertank. Also notice there is 1 soldier inside the observation room.

Assyrian Star Empire -- Infinity
The ASE has teleported their forces onto the landing pad. Their hero is Rear Admiral Bayern, who is holding the OTC.
IMPORTANT NOTE
The ASE don't have many heavy weapons, but they are broken in terms of gameplay. Their heavy laser rifles are OP Mary Sue guns (as they have always been for the last 12 years) that do +3 dmg per hit. Most soldiers on this battlefield (across all factions) are only starting with 5 base health (default is 4 for figs with no armour of any kind) so the ASE troopers are lethal to most opponents unless they roll ones or twos for damage.

Reiist Forces -- AnnoyedZebra
The Rei Clone is their hero. They have 5 Reiist troopers, a Creisader and 3 Fanatiks ready to die for Best Girl.
(I personally think Asuka is best girl so I'm a heretic.)

Noxarians -- BrickSyd
Most of the rest of the factions are smaller. Allegiances are questionable. Most of them are here for blood and glory, drawn to the battlefield by the powers of Konvergence centred upon the powerful "Akaizuisho" crystal.

Ancient Polish Soldiers -- Joecool185
These guys stepped through a time warp and the crystal brought them here. They come from a time before all of the recent wars that Space Poland participated in.

Dora The Exploriens -- Spectral
Born to Die
World is a Fuck
Kill 'em All 1989
420 Billion Dead Minifigs

The Most Evil Bounty Hunters in the Nehellenium Galaxy -- Gorvoslov
Led by the most evil being in existence, General Richard Clamface Nixon, these expert bounty hunters are here for the crystal. And blood.
Clamface will torture and murder anyone and anything. His squad of ruthless misfits are made up of those who are hated the most across the BrikVerse. No one likes Shit Goats. No one likes time-travelling cyborgs. The Trattorians were cancelled. There's a Brootal, nothing more needs said for him. Skeleton soldiers are friends to no one. And lastly, Dimmies are of course a cancer upon the BrikVerse that is without equal.

Immortals -- Silent-sigfig
A Warhead shard and his Terrorkhan were drawn by the power of the crystal. There's actually 1 extra Terrorkhan I didn't get a photo of.
These guys are of course enemies to the ASE.

And last, the Deadly Space Warriors of the Past and Future -- RunsWithLegos

Legends without equal, they are here for glorious battle.
TEAM SIGNUP
ASE: Infinity
IM: RedRover
Reiists: Annoyed Zebra
Noxarians: BrickSyd
Polish Solders: Joecool185
Dora The Explorien Squad: Spectral
Clamface's Bounty Hunters: Gorvoslov
Immortals: Silent-sigfig
Deadly Space Warriors: RunsWithLegos
Secret Faction 1: Natalya
Other Factions: ??????
Team Objectives:
ASE -- Capture the crystal and//or an IM hero
IM -- Defend the crystal at all costs, bonus: kill all enemies
Reiists -- ?????? Secret Objective ??????
Noxarians -- Whatever BrickSyd wants to do with them
Polish Soldiers -- No objective
Dora The Explorien Squad -- KILL
Clamface's Bounty Hunters -- KILL and//or capture the crystal
Immortals -- KILL
Deadly Space Warriors -- Kill
Signup is open now on a first-come-first-post basis. Factions whose players become inactive during the course of the battle will be given to other players.
Other Secret Factions
If you ever saw some soldiers or minifigs in a BrikWar battle I hosted, there is a very good chance I still have them. DM me on Discord or send me a PM if you have ideas for a secret faction.
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Spectral
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by Spectral » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:43 pm
May I play Dora the exploriens plzzzzzz
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Bleak Company! COMING SOON TO A PLANET NEAR YOU!!
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Infinity
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by Infinity » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:44 pm
ASE please.
The most dangerous enemy you can fight is a man with nothing left to lose

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RunsWithLegos
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by RunsWithLegos » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:51 pm
I'd love to play the Deadly Space Warriors please.
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Joecool185
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by Joecool185 » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:52 pm
May I be the Ancient Polish soldiers?
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Gorvoslov
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by Gorvoslov » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:56 pm
I'll take the downright horrible clamface bounty hunter misfits.
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Natalya
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by Natalya » Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:00 pm
Immortals are still available.
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Silent-sigfig
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by Silent-sigfig » Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:05 pm
IMMMMMMORRRRTTTALLLLLSSS
BFenix wrote:Silent-sigfig wrote:
Coolest 1000th post ever

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Dragonking1411
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by Dragonking1411 » Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:10 pm
I haven't been registered for long and haven't seen your other battles but would love to play as a secret faction. I am not picky if you do have me play and will play as anything.
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Archduke
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by Archduke » Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:19 pm
This looks like it's going to be an incredible
I would like one of the "other Factions" please
Natalya wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:53 pm
Why would anyone get banned for this?

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lordintype
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by lordintype » Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:37 pm
Ah shit, can't believe I missed this
Iran will be the world's Luke Skywalker
Check out
Anno!
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RunsWithLegos
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by RunsWithLegos » Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:41 pm
lordintype wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:37 pm
Ah shit, can't believe I missed this
Scrounge through Natalya's old battles and see if there is a faction you want
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Natalya
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by Natalya » Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:53 pm
Please PM me orders for Turn 1!
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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ninja_bait
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by ninja_bait » Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:27 am
Any chance for some space ninjas to get in the fray?
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.

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RedRover
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by RedRover » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:38 pm
Natalya wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:53 pm
Please PM me orders for Turn 1!
I PM'd on Discord. Is that cool or would you prefer on the Forum.