Majisto: "Past this bridge lies the twisted kingdom of He Who Stole The Beer..."
Soldier: "Sir, what's that over there?"
Five figures teleport onto the field...
Willa: "NOT SO FAST, MAJISTO!"
Majisto: "Willa, you foul witch! Don't tell me you're working for He Who Stole The Beer!"
Willa: "Okay first of all, I know I'm your ex-girlfriend but calling me a witch is just hurtful. As for my new employer, perhaps you should consider applying for a job yourself! The benefits are out of this world!"
Her undead minions charge the bridge as Willa prepares a SN ritual...
And summons a 6creant in the shape of an armed BT-fueled undead warrior!
Not wishing to be outnumbered, Majisto quickly spends his SN dice to summon a 6creant in the form of an armed dragon kingdom warrior!
Soldier: "MEN! CHARGE THE BRIDGE!!"
That might not have been the best idea, as one of the skeletons seizes the opportunity to jump onto the first soldier within his reach...
And critically butchers them.
The rest of the undead try to charge the bridge, and now know what it feels like to wait in line at a store during the quarantine.
As cool as drop-kicking a minifig to death is, one should consider the risk of a counter-attack like the one shown here.
Risks like "But what if he dies?" THAT WILL BE A GOOD LESSON.
The other soldier rushes onto the bridge, eager to murder the skeleton warrior.
A soft six-sided cackling can be heard as his attack is easily parried by the undead.
Having his opportunity to fight stolen and unable to go anywhere useful, this soldier starts to screech in frustration.
Majisto attempts to cast a spell, but it fails harder than the mix tape he made for Willa once during magik high school.
CONTINUED IN PART 2...
Without anything useful to do, these three decide to take the opportunity and talk about the upcoming LEGO sets.
Ghost: "I'm definitely getting Pigsy's Food Truck."
6creant: "Dude, Ninjago dungeon run mini game! With six-sided dice spinners!"
Other Ghost: "I want the Friends waffle house. I just...I really like waffles."
Willa moves onto the bridge to get into range...
Willa: "Out of the way, you numbskulls! Let me show you how it's done!"
Her wand sends a lightning bolt at the dragon warrior 6creant, missing it by a hair but sending it tumbling to the ground.
Fueled by its hatred for the living, the undead soldier up front swings its axe at the soldier...
Dismembering him and sending him in parts down the bridge.
The dragon warrior 6creant rises back up...
And charges at the skeleton!
The six-sided laughter grows louder as it misses tremendously.
Soldier: "Hey, uh...Anyone else hear a terrifying diemonik laughter?"
The other soldier, increasingly frustrated by the lack of room to fight on the bridge decides to try and yeet a skull at the enemies. Who knows, he might actually hit something.
The diemon says no.
Failing at even the simplest task, the frustrated soldier starts throwing a childish tantrum. It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to.
Majisto looks at the sad sight, and attempts to use his wand to kill the skeleton...
But clearly I need to buy new d6es as these are cursed. The spell bounces off the skeleton and fizzles like a cheap firework on the bridge.
The skeleton takes his opportunity to assault the dragon warrior...
And butchers it!
The soldier is starting to think this isn't worth the pay.
Willa: "Get them you idiots!"
Ghost: "Oh. Right. The fight. The fight we were a part of. Hey, up front! Move!"
The witch attempts to attack the soldier with her wand...
But completely misses him, which the soldier sees as a sign to bail out and pick up a new career.
Majisto: "Hey! What are you doing?! Whatever happened to 'For King and Country'?!"
Soldier: "I'll find a new king and country!"
Majisto: "GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!"
Majisto: "Damn it all. Fine! Keep the beer!"
With that, Majisto retreats with a teleport spell...
Majisto and the king's soldiers.
Willa and her undead warriors.
The field with river and bridge.