[LAMB] A Magikal Skirmish

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[LAMB] A Magikal Skirmish

Post by Food_Truk » Sun May 03, 2020 12:12 pm

Part One
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After a long and arduous trek through fields and forests, Majisto and the king's soldiers arrive at a bridge crossing a river.

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Majisto: "Past this bridge lies the twisted kingdom of He Who Stole The Beer..."
Soldier: "Sir, what's that over there?"

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Five figures teleport onto the field...

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Willa: "NOT SO FAST, MAJISTO!"

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Majisto: "Willa, you foul witch! Don't tell me you're working for He Who Stole The Beer!"

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Willa: "Okay first of all, I know I'm your ex-girlfriend but calling me a witch is just hurtful. As for my new employer, perhaps you should consider applying for a job yourself! The benefits are out of this world!"

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Her undead minions charge the bridge as Willa prepares a SN ritual...

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And summons a 6creant in the shape of an armed BT-fueled undead warrior!

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Not wishing to be outnumbered, Majisto quickly spends his SN dice to summon a 6creant in the form of an armed dragon kingdom warrior!

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Soldier: "MEN! CHARGE THE BRIDGE!!"

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That might not have been the best idea, as one of the skeletons seizes the opportunity to jump onto the first soldier within his reach...

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And critically butchers them.

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The rest of the undead try to charge the bridge, and now know what it feels like to wait in line at a store during the quarantine.

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As cool as drop-kicking a minifig to death is, one should consider the risk of a counter-attack like the one shown here.

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Risks like "But what if he dies?" THAT WILL BE A GOOD LESSON.

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The other soldier rushes onto the bridge, eager to murder the skeleton warrior.

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A soft six-sided cackling can be heard as his attack is easily parried by the undead.

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Having his opportunity to fight stolen and unable to go anywhere useful, this soldier starts to screech in frustration.

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Majisto attempts to cast a spell, but it fails harder than the mix tape he made for Willa once during magik high school.

CONTINUED IN PART 2...
Part Two
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Without anything useful to do, these three decide to take the opportunity and talk about the upcoming LEGO sets.
Ghost: "I'm definitely getting Pigsy's Food Truck."
6creant: "Dude, Ninjago dungeon run mini game! With six-sided dice spinners!"
Other Ghost: "I want the Friends waffle house. I just...I really like waffles."

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Willa moves onto the bridge to get into range...

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Willa: "Out of the way, you numbskulls! Let me show you how it's done!"

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Her wand sends a lightning bolt at the dragon warrior 6creant, missing it by a hair but sending it tumbling to the ground.

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Fueled by its hatred for the living, the undead soldier up front swings its axe at the soldier...

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Dismembering him and sending him in parts down the bridge.

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The dragon warrior 6creant rises back up...

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And charges at the skeleton!

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The six-sided laughter grows louder as it misses tremendously.

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Soldier: "Hey, uh...Anyone else hear a terrifying diemonik laughter?"

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The other soldier, increasingly frustrated by the lack of room to fight on the bridge decides to try and yeet a skull at the enemies. Who knows, he might actually hit something.

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The diemon says no.

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Failing at even the simplest task, the frustrated soldier starts throwing a childish tantrum. It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to.

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Majisto looks at the sad sight, and attempts to use his wand to kill the skeleton...

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But clearly I need to buy new d6es as these are cursed. The spell bounces off the skeleton and fizzles like a cheap firework on the bridge.

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The skeleton takes his opportunity to assault the dragon warrior...

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And butchers it!

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The soldier is starting to think this isn't worth the pay.

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Willa: "Get them you idiots!"
Ghost: "Oh. Right. The fight. The fight we were a part of. Hey, up front! Move!"

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The witch attempts to attack the soldier with her wand...

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But completely misses him, which the soldier sees as a sign to bail out and pick up a new career.

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Majisto: "Hey! What are you doing?! Whatever happened to 'For King and Country'?!"

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Soldier: "I'll find a new king and country!"
Majisto: "GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!"

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Majisto: "..."

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Majisto: "Damn it all. Fine! Keep the beer!"
With that, Majisto retreats with a teleport spell...
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Majisto and the king's soldiers.

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Willa and her undead warriors.

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The field with river and bridge.
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Re: [LAMB] A Magikal Skirmish

Post by MadMario » Sun May 03, 2020 12:38 pm

Nice little Skirmish you have there. Too bad that Majisto´s such a cowardly wizard. But don´t fear, other warriors will come for He Who Stole The Beer, soon.
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Re: [LAMB] A Magikal Skirmish

Post by Food_Truk » Sun May 03, 2020 12:54 pm

MadMario wrote:
Sun May 03, 2020 12:38 pm
Nice little Skirmish you have there. Too bad that Majisto´s such a cowardly wizard. But don´t fear, other warriors will come for He Who Stole The Beer, soon.
Wizards are cowardly by nature. As for the others, delightful! This was actually my first attempt at playing a BrikWars match.

Each hero had a small ranged weapon (the wands), 3 SN dice (which ended up going to summons because I'm dim) and the expendables were just minifigs with short weapons.
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Re: [LAMB] A Magikal Skirmish

Post by RedRover » Sun May 03, 2020 1:31 pm

Food_Truk wrote:Wizards are cowardly by nature
Thems fighting words, IM gonna fook you up M8

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Re: [LAMB] A Magikal Skirmish

Post by Food_Truk » Sun May 03, 2020 2:06 pm

RedRover wrote:
Sun May 03, 2020 1:31 pm
Food_Truk wrote:Wizards are cowardly by nature
Thems fighting words, IM gonna fook you up M8
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
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Re: [LAMB] A Magikal Skirmish

Post by Infinity » Sun May 03, 2020 3:41 pm

Nice battle.
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