You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

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You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Natalya » Tue May 12, 2020 7:50 pm

Bounty Hunters -- Gorvoslov

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The Terminator and the Brootal shoot the pilot of the jet bike.


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The pilot dies and the bike crashes nearby.


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Clamface shoots at Maskar, but the last soldier in the tunnel red-shirts.


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He attempts a heroic feat, but fails. Maskar and Ulrich are unimpressed.



Deadly Space Warriors -- RunsWithLegos

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Everyone runs over to the small building.


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Inside they find and kill the sniper who miraculously survived Turn 1. They also find 8
ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAWS.


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The DSM who get inside each grab one.



Noxarians -- BrickSyd

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The Noxarians keep advancing. Two of them get in sight of the IM soldiers on the hill. They kill one of them, but Captain Krisdes kills one of the Noxarians with response fire.


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Another angle of where they end up.



Dora the Exploriens -- Spectral

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The regular Doras attack. One lands a hit with her plasma thrower. Super Dora switches weapons.


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Two of the Reiists are forced to bail as Super Dora lunges at the tank. Her attack does no damage (shitty roll), but the Reiist Fanatic who got hit by the plasma thrower is immolated.
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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Archduke » Tue May 12, 2020 8:47 pm

Very cool turn. I hope I can still join in on this battle later, but with or without me it's still going to be awesome.
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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Gorvoslov » Wed May 13, 2020 4:09 pm

My pun failed. I am doomed.

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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Natalya » Mon May 18, 2020 1:14 am

Imperial Magikstrate -- RedRover

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Outside the ruin the hover tank floats down off the hill and blasts the last two of Clamface's henchmen.


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In the corridor under the ruin, Maskar prepares his attack.


Maskar: Intruder, I don't know who or what you are, but I will purify you in holy fire!


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Maskar: FLAMMA PURGATA

Energy swirls around Clamface.


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And in a blinding flash he is consumed by powerful blue flames!


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BOUNTY HUNTERS ELIMINATED



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Ulrich: Excellent work apprentice. Your abilities have improved since we last met.
Maskar: Thank you sir. But it seems we may have more visitors outside the temple.


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Ulrich: That is so. Alert command that we need reinforcements immediately.
Maskar: At once sir. Do we know why they are here?


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Ulrich: I have no doubt this is the work of Koincidence, brought forth by the Akaizuishou. I have felt its energy growing ever since drawing near to this planet. Its powers may be getting magnified by it finally being returned to this holy site. Anyone within a few hundred light years will be able to pick up the energy signature.


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As Ulrich and Maskar round the corner Ulrich sees a Noxarian.
Ulrich: FLAMMA PURGATA


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The Noxarian Soldier is surprised to see a fire circle appear at his feet.


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Maskar: Most impressive sir.


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By the bridge the IM sniper fires at the ASE sniper.


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He is taken down.


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By the landing pad the Hovertank and the IM sniper inside the building fire on the ASE.


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5 ASE soldiers fall to the enchanted energy blasts.


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This is the end of the Imperial Magikstrate's turn.

There is more to come for Turn 2.
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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Gorvoslov » Mon May 18, 2020 10:12 am

I died as I lived before every faction was even on the field. Magnificent.

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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Natalya » Mon May 18, 2020 10:29 am

Gorvoslov wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 10:12 am
I died as I lived before every faction was even on the field. Magnificent.
hell yea
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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Natalya » Tue May 19, 2020 3:27 pm

Immortals -- Silent-sigfig

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The Black Knight fires at one of the spider tank legs, but both shots miss. The Terrorkhan gun down two ASE soldiers.


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Then along with Warhead they rush into close combat. Warhead and one of the Terrorkhan each take out another enemy.


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Not finished, Warhead rams his flame thrower under an officer's helmet visor.



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Warhead: LICK FLAMES YE UGLY BASTARD


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Warhead: 🎜 "AMIDST THE DYING BODIES, BLOOD RUNS EVERYWHERE" ♪
Warhead: EXCEPT WHEN THE BLOOD'S BEEN INCINERATED! COME AT ME YE ORANGE GITS! WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE A TASTE OF ME STEEL AND FIRE?
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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Natalya » Tue May 19, 2020 5:23 pm

ASE -- Infinity

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Bayern: I'LL ANSWER THAT CHALLENGE


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An ASE soldier blasts a Terrorkhan as Bayern storms down the hill towards Warhead.

Bayern: YES, INFERNAL ABOMINATION, I'M TALKING TO YOU
Warhead: DRAW YER SWORD ORANGE BOY

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Bayern and Warhead drop their firearms and clash with their chainsaws.


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Warhead: ORANGE BOY ORANGE SAW! THE ONLY ORANGE I WANT TO SEE IS ORANGE FLAMES!


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Bayern lunges back and to the side to get away from Warhead's ripper sword.


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And with a pivot and a swing he lands a solid hit! Flames fly as the
ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW cuts across Warhead's shoulder and torso.

Warhead: ARRRGRHH


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Bayern: Go to hell foul demon.


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The Assyrians cheer as Bayern stands triumphant.

Bayern: Their leader is dead! Kill the rest of them!


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They comply.


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In an instant the last Terrorkhan and the Black Knight are vanquished by the burning laser beams.

IMMORTALS ELIMINATED
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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Natalya » Tue May 19, 2020 5:30 pm

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On the landing pad everyone opens fire. Also notice one of the ASE soldiers picked up the rocket launcher off his dead comrade and used that instead of his heavy laser rifle.


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The rockets and most of the shots were directed at the hovertank, but on the right flank one soldier had a good roll and shot the IM sniper. The others on the right fired at the Poles.


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The hovertank is destroyed, three Poles are killed, and the IM sniper dies.

That's it for the ASE this turn.
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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Infinity » Tue May 19, 2020 6:22 pm

Wow bayern actually did something.
The most dangerous enemy you can fight is a man with nothing left to lose

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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Natalya » Tue May 19, 2020 6:55 pm

I mean, he was issued an OTC for a reason.
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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by RedRover » Tue May 19, 2020 8:23 pm

Great turns so far! surprised Warhead went down, but he always has a way of coming back. Its up to the DSMs on that side of the field to take down the Assyrians now.

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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Infinity » Tue May 19, 2020 8:32 pm

RedRover wrote:
Tue May 19, 2020 8:23 pm
Great turns so far! surprised Warhead went down, but he always has a way of coming back. Its up to the DSMs on that side of the field to take down the Assyrians now.
I may have to kill some of my allies if it comes to that then.
The most dangerous enemy you can fight is a man with nothing left to lose

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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by RunsWithLegos » Tue May 19, 2020 10:10 pm

Questionable thinking, Infinity, But we'll see what happens before the ending of the turn

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Re: You'll Die As You Lived -- Turn 2

Post by Natalya » Sun May 24, 2020 4:37 pm

Space Poland -- Joecool185

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The Poles fire back at the ASE, angry at having been disrupted while they were minding their own business eating kielbasa. They get 1 kill.


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But, noting the numerical advantage of the enemy, they then jump down the ramp to find cover.



Reiists -- AnnoyedZebra

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Two of the soldiers and the leader of the fanatics all attack Super Dora.


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She grabs the fanatic leader by the arm and raises him up. He scores a hit on her leg. When added to the laser rifle shots the hits combine, barely overcoming her armour roll, and are good for 1 point of damage. (Super Dora counts as Size 3 with SL2 Armour)


Super Dora: I WILL CUT YOU LIKE A DOG


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Dora slices off his arm and leg.


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And she throws his body into the ground and tramples the corpse.


Super Dora: You cockroaches want to play rough? You mess with me, you mess with the best! Who wants a piece of me?


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The Reiist tank answers her question with a direct hit.


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The tank dealt a lot of damage, but her armour save kept her alive with 1 point of health left.


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She is thrown back and knocked over by the blast.


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Then Rei Ayanami steps up and blasts one of the Lesser Doras. Her shot does enough damage to overcome the Dora's poor armour rolls and kills her outright.


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Everyone and the tank move up. Most of the Reiists used their action to sprint instead of firing.



END TURN 2



MEANWHILE:


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The air shimmers and crackles in the temple plaza above the crystal.


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Space Austria has Entered the Game
(Secret Faction 1)


The Space Austrians will be controlled by Archduke and are allied to the Imperial Magikstrate.


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Their hero goes and talks to Captain Krisdes while his men take up defensive positions. Space Austria has 1 hero, 1 officer, 4 soldiers, and 2 "Madchen" robots with size 3 laser cannons.



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KILL COUNT
Evil Bounty Hunters: 5
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Space Poland: 1
ASE: 20
Imperial Magikstrate: 17
Deadly Space Warriors: 1
Immortals: 9
(KILL)
Doras the Exploriens: 4
Noxarians: 1
Reiists: 1
Space Austria: 0



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