The wrong plan, but a plan nonetheless

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The wrong plan, but a plan nonetheless

Post by Space Bunny » Wed May 13, 2020 7:13 am

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Location: Brew Tolca MP A.K.A. Brootal camp
The small faction of Rogue Fleet have been captured by the Brootalz, but this has not gone unnoticed, as a small group of GGE soldiers have also found themselves at this camp...



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Scout: What are we going to do sir?
San Holo, the hero of this group: What I always do: Nothing.
Scout: But sir! They will be killed if we don't help
San Holo: We're here to kill those Brootalz. Getting some random pilots is not part of the job.


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Soldier: I think the boss is right. We haven't been asked to do this. If it was up to me-
San Holo: Well it's not up to, it's up to me. Now scout, get me that radio. We're gonna call in an air strike or some reinforcements. I don't care which, but I want something.
The scout searches her body for it.
Scout: I seem to have lost it...
San Holo: Shit! Where about would it be?


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Scout: Well, if I was to guess where, I'd guess right next to the camp.


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San Holo: Well, I guess we'll have to go in there and get it. That's number one priority boys.


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San Holo: But what's the worst that can happen?


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San Holo: It's not like there are any RC reconnaissance teams around, amiright?



To be continued....

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Re: The wrong plan, but a plan nonetheless

Post by ninja_bait » Wed May 13, 2020 8:11 am

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The wrong plan, but a plan nonetheless - Part 2

Post by Space Bunny » Tue May 19, 2020 12:52 pm

Location: Brootal Camp
An RC team has come to this Brootal camp, but not because of the brootalz...




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Janitor Wizard: Have you found it?
C500 troop: Sorry sir, no sign yet, but we have found this
Janitor Wizard: And what is it?
C500 Troop: Well by the looks of it, it's some sort of walkie talkie. We haven't been able to find out who owns it yet, but we're working on it
Janitor Wizard: Well keep looking for my broom stick, I know it's here somewhere.


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Janitor Wizard: But I fear it may be with those Brootalz
C500 Troop: Sir! There seems to be someone over there!


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Janitor Wizard: A GGE troop! Alright, we're going to take this stealthily. If we make too much of a racket we may-


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Line infantry troop: HAHA DIE MOTHERFUCKERS
Gun: pew pew pew pew
Janitor Wizard: Shit, wait no!


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Soldier: It's the RC! They're here! What do we do?


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San Holo: Something...


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FISHFACE: OI BOIS! SOMEONE LURKIN OVA DERE! GO GET EM


To be continued...

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Re: The wrong plan, but a plan nonetheless

Post by Kommander Ken » Tue May 19, 2020 12:57 pm

DEM BOYZ IS PEEPIN'.

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