In Memoriam

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In Memoriam

Post by Arkbrik » Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:06 am

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In the depths of a mysterious facility...

"Is the extractor good to go?"

"Yep! Calibration's done, targeting algorithms are set."

"Good. Ah, here comes the subject."

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"The body of Annabella Anning, Acquirien commander. Killed during the Slayzer resurgence event. Present during the unearthing of the Genesis Disc. Just what we need."

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"Where do you want this?"

"Put the upper body into the extractor."

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"We brought the subject's belongings as well."

"Oh? We don't really need those, though. Just her brain."

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"Okay, attach the neural incisors. I'm booting up the voltage charger."

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"We're all set. Activating current in three, two, one..."

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"Current active! It's stable, memory extraction in progress!"

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"Hyaargh!"

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PEW!

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"Oh no! The current was too strong! Her brain reawakened!"

"That's right! Now stick my legs back on, or I'll blow YOUR brain out!"

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"Oh, you even brought my Omnislayer Sword? How nice of you."

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"Now I'm outta here!"

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Elsewhere...

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"There's been an incident with the memory extractor! The subject got resurrected, and escaped!"

"Did we get the memories we wanted, at least?"

"Yes! They're secure."

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"All good, then. The memories of the Genesis Disc excavation should be able to lead us to the pieces we're missing."

"Yes. The data we seized from the Ayanami Empire was very instructive... construction is nearly complete."

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"Once we've built our own Orange Juice Slayzer, Fruit Corp. will be unstoppable."

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Re: In Memoriam

Post by Food_Truk » Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:49 am

A fruit-themed organization, high in Vitamin B. Great theme, and terrifyingly healthy to boot.
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Re: In Memoriam

Post by Space Bunny » Sun Jun 07, 2020 3:45 pm

This is getting real good :omnom:

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Re: In Memoriam

Post by Infinity » Sun Jun 07, 2020 4:22 pm

Fruit Corp is really terrifying. Nice soap.
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Re: In Memoriam

Post by sahasrahla » Fri Jun 12, 2020 1:14 pm

fruit yeah

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