BROOTAL PRESS KONFERANS

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BROOTAL PRESS KONFERANS

Post by Kommander Ken » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:17 pm

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"I AM DA KAPTAIN NOW!"
Broot to Speech: OI YOU BRIKVERS SCRUBZ. ITZ DA KAPTAIN ‘ERE. We haff reseeved werd dat sum ov you lot haff erradickated ‘the brootals’ in ‘Anno’.

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"I AM DA KAPTAIN NOOOW?!"
BtS: WHAT THE FAWK IS AN ‘ANNO’? AND WHO ARE DESE ‘BROOTALS’?




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"I AM DA KAPTAIN NOW!!"
BtS: WELL AYE DUNNO ‘BOUT YOU LOT, BUT DOSE SOUND LIKE FAKE TREE-HUMPIN' NEEEEWWZZZ TAH ME.
All-tho, dere were sum smelly cloudz dropped ona buncha outpostz recently-
-and gave us dese fancee FASIAL HAIRZ!




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"I am DA KAPTAIN now!"
BtS: We dunno who deez 'Brootals' are, but DA BROOTALZ IS VERY MUCH ALOIVE! WE JUS’ BUILDIN’.



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"Iiiiiii aaaaaammmmm da Kaptain now."
BtS: Lukkily, Ragnablok haz provided us wiff plentee of scrapworldz fer us ta make our fleet EVEN BIGGA AN' BETTA.





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"I AM DA KAPTAIN NOOOW! ....I am da Kaptain."
BtS: Da Immortalz and their boot-lickin’ allies can bomb our lil’ campz all dey want. Our counta-attack will be more bigger, more betta, and more BROOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!

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We will now be takin’ questins. DA LINE IS OPEN YA COWARDS!

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Post by Food_Truk » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:48 pm

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Post by Dienekes22 » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:30 pm

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"Hello Kaptain Now, it is I, His Sirenity and Ruler of All Skion. We have but one question:

"When will you finally meet our fleets in battle that we may obliterate you utterly?"
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Post by ninja_bait » Sun Jul 12, 2020 3:15 pm

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Post by MadMario » Mon Jul 13, 2020 6:35 am

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"Hugh Hadlines here, from Henndirro News Network. Um - does that mean that the activities of Da Brootalz will now concentrate on the Anno galaxy, and that other galaxies get a respite from the invasion? Or are you just unlocking an additional battlefield over there?"
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