[LAMB] Intermission: Trash Disposal

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[LAMB] Intermission: Trash Disposal

Post by Food_Truk » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:57 am

PREVIOUSLY...


[IN THE BASEMENT OF SOMEONE'S MOM...]

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Hidden from his various assailants, Ragn furiously types away at a computer that's old enough to vote. The device's fans make a wheezing sound as the runaway alcohol raider reads over his own research notes...

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When suddenly...
BWOOPBWOOPBWWWWOOOP!
Ragn: "What the..."

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Trollolo: "WtfYudooodissssImmareppppoortuuu?! Polololololol Ammmirite?!"
Upon seeing the abomination that just got teleported in, Ragn quickly reaches for the gun on his desk!

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Ragn: "No."
A single shot is enough to fell the disgusting tresspasser, pink blood gushing from its wound.
Ragn: "Seriously are we some kind of trash bin dimension or something? L-MO!"

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The screen turns on, revealing a familiar face.
L-MO: "Hi Mr. Valdr!"

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Ragn: "Hey L-MO. Could you do me a favour and track down where this...thing came from?"
L-MO: "Okay Mr. Valdr, L-MO will get right on it!"
While the two are talking, a cleaning robot drives into the room...

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Ragn: "You can take the corpse to the labs for dissection and study."
The robot nods and pushes the corpse out of the room while L-MO starts giggling.
L-MO: "The energy traces taste like bubblegum!"
Ragn: "Tell me once you've found out where the culprit of this prank is, okay?"
He puts the gun down, and continues his work...
:d4: Beware :d6: The :d8: Dice :d10: Rolls :d12:

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Re: [LAMB] Intermission: Trash Disposal

Post by Gorvoslov » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:49 pm

The thought of trolls teleporting in being so common that one keeps a laser gun beside their computer is mildly concerning. And fantastic.

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Re: [LAMB] Intermission: Trash Disposal

Post by Food_Truk » Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:51 pm

Gorvoslov wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:49 pm
The thought of trolls teleporting in being so common that one keeps a laser gun beside their computer is mildly concerning. And fantastic.
In his defense, his beer theft jig did piss off a lot of groups. Even the hippies.
:d4: Beware :d6: The :d8: Dice :d10: Rolls :d12:

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Re: [LAMB] Intermission: Trash Disposal

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:20 pm

The Apostles of Pacifass come in all horrible shapes and horrible forms.

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