Something begins to stir in a remote corner of the peaceful planet Ossum.
In the ruins of a small medievo fort the remnants of the Despicable Crownies stand guard, holding onto their outdated and brutal ways.
In true medieval adventurer fashion, they have discovered relics, treasure, and, above all, booze. In this their leader Kendrick indulges as the men guard.
Meanwhile in a new-growth forest several children play, an animal catching specialist trolls the water, and a exploring tv host roams while complaining. Hidden in the shade of a small tree sits the elusive Satchsgoat.
Doog: "Man, this is a long way to walk. I can feel the backsweat already rolling."
Binoculars Man: "Think of the prestige of finally proving the elusive Satchsgoat, exists! "
Doog: "All I can think about is how I don't get paid enough for this."
Meanwhile on the horizon a group of Bandelorians move on the fortress.
Katana the Bandelorian: "Enemy in site. Remember the objective; acquire and extract the maniac beer.
Forces:
Despicable Crownies - Silasw
Bandelorians - Screech
Animal Catcher and Civilians
The Satchsgoat and forces of nature
Doog and crew - MadMario
Secret Faction A -Archie
Secret Faction B -Ancalagon
Secret Faction C
