So, you can imagine Sterfugals disappointment when he got a flyer in the mail from The Ethical Treatment of Brik CLOans Association questioning his previous actions AND demanding a written apology
The flyer sat on his desk for a while, so the Sterfugaels could read it for a cheap laugh.
Now, Sterfugal’s pie eating has been interrupted by two ETBCA activists and a few hired space warriors.
Oh, and some sky pirates, but we don’t really know why they’re even here.
(My friend played as the pirates, and built them himself, I’ve been trying to get him to join the forums for a while now.)
TURN 1
The steampunk mech moves forward and unloads a shell onto the mercenaries.
The attack is successful, and one of the mercenaries is blown in half.
The pirates hovercraft also moves forward, and the pirate fires on sterfugals taktikals, but it is not effective.
The Sky Ship positions itself directly above sterfugals red and blue squad, and drops a little napalm
The napalm kills 1 unlucky camper, but it also detonates the explosives in his hands!
The Dynamite explosion completely shreds the unit, leaving only 1 of the squad members alive.
Sterfugals men watch In horror as the pirate crew drop onto the ground, ready to cause more mayhem.
Rocket kart guy attempts to run the pirates over.
He is successful in killing one, and manages to drive off. good job lad
Sterfugals tank moves forward and unleashes hell with its missile racks
… and two pirates are ripped to shreds
The mercenary speeder makes a beeline for the last pirate, but he deftly dodges out of the way.
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