Teleportations
Four of the Portals activate and new Demons arrive from other parts of Hell
in the North-Western part of the Map, near the Bloodfalls, a Vagary and two Trites emerge.
A Second Vagary teleports into the North-Eastern corner.
Four more Trites appear over the Hero group.
Another eigth (my die didn't like the immortals) crowd the floating platform that the Immortals just reached.
"What are those... things?"
"Spiders - a giant legion of Spiders!"
"What the fuck?"
"Anyways, those are Vagarys and Trites"
"That's not what I meant. Why do they look so..."
"Non-Brik-y? They are shapeshifting monsters from another dimension. Hell is not part of the Brikverse and its inhabitants won't necessarily look like what we are used to. Shooting them should still work though"
Demons - Group one
The Vagary and Trites charge the hero group. Skion's response fire blows up one of the little spiders, but even combined fire from the two bigger rifles can't hurt the Vagary.
The surviving Trite jumps one of the Skion Troopers. It doesn't hurt him much, but it's still annoying.
The second group of Trites jumps down onto one of the Space Cops. he manages to shoot one with his pistol before the rest can get to him.
He is buried underneath the Spiders, but there's not enough of them to pose a threat.
The second Vagary attacks the Brootals, but just like Skion they were prepared for an attack.
Most of them, however, are incompetent.
Luckily, the two guns that do hit manage to deal enough damage to take down the Vagary.
Immortal Response fire launches three Trites off the platform.
But the rest jump one of the Legionnaires...
...rip him to pieces and drop his remains off the platform.
The Cult of Cain
Gunter and his three buddies come arount the House of Pan and open fire at Bertinator. Gunter's Gauntlet apparently still needs some tweaking, as when he tries to fire off his shotgun, the barrels just blast off to... somewhere.
Two of the Acolytes miss Bert completely, the last one hits but his shot only gives Bert a new haircut.
"Guh... pease of junk. Fine, plan B"
Gunter charges Bert's companion!
And just like the shotgun barrels, the Chainsaw removes itself from the Gauntlet.
"Fuck."
"You alright, buddy?"
"Shut up."
Meanwhile, Steve climbs the nearby pillar to retrieve his rifle.
"I'll show these Morons how it's done!"
Betty fires an incendiary grenade at the Terrorkhan Leader - an optimistic shot, considering that her target is far away and a few platforms above her.
Against all odds, she actually Hits. Not just that, she crits 5 times and unleashes an inferno on the top platform. The immortal Heroe would've been toast, were it not for one of the Terrorkhan to red shirt for her.
The flames vaporize the Soldier instantly.
Buzz casts her Magic again, creating Barriers for all of her acolytes.
Space Cops
Officer Craftpants helps his colleague to get rid of the remaining Trites.
After that, the Cops move north and take cover behind their allies.
Demons - Group 2
Insert Super Mario jumping sound effect here
The two Zombie Soldiers near the heroes open fire.
One of the Mercs gets melted by Plasma. The Assault Rifle Zombie doesn't manage to kill the Skion Trooper though, not even with the Trite helping out.
One of the Chaingunners on the other side attempts to remove the Brootals while his buddy comes closer.
Only one Brootal is killed.
Immortals
First of all, fuck you, Arkbrik, for actually suceeding with your Feat.
The Terrorkhan leader - I'll just call her Kelly from now on - leaps in the air to stomp on the platform.
As she comes crashing down on the platform, cracks form in the rock surface.
The power of Kelly's punch is enough to remind the platform, what gravity is and it starts falling towards the House of Pain.
Said house... now feels pain, as the platfrom crashes through the Skull-shaped structure, destroying the building's roof and punching massive holes through its walls.
The Terrorkhan jump off their makeshift drop-pod and go into the House of Pain to secure their loot.
The rest of the Immortals follow, jumping down to the lower parts of the tower and entering the House through the newly opened backdoor.
"Artifact secured and marked for retrieval, awaiting teleport."
That... doesn't look like the teleport he's talking about. something big is teleporting in.
The Legionnaires turn as they hear the Teleport sound behind them.
One level above them, a massive demon has appeared.
Hold on, that Cyberdemon looks... strange.
New objective: kill the Cyberdemon to extract the artifact!
The Legionnaires and Terrokhan open fire on the demon.
Only one shot hits though and harmlessly bounces off her boob.
Brootals
"Dat thing's in da way!"
There goes the Platform again.
Back to its original Spot. That was... anti climactic.
"he he he... This's gonna show them Immortals that we's just as strong as them "Terrorkhan". What's that toasty smell?"
While their Boss is busy putting out the fire in his pants, the Brootals near the House in Pain run around the skull and open fire on bert and his Buddy.
Neither of them hit their target, but Gunter takes a bit of friendly fire. Luckily, Buzz's barrier shields him from most of the damage, but he still gets launched into the air.
"Fuck."
"You alright, buddy?"
"Shut the fuck up."
the other Brootals go towards the nearby teleporter.
On their way, they take a few pot shots at one of the Chaingunners. Two of them miss completely, the other one not dealing enough damage to get through the Zombie's armor.
Skion
The last Trite gets shot.
Afterwards the Skion troops rush towards the nearby teleporter, ignoring the Demons in their way. Luckily, the Vagary forgot how to kick people in the face.
The Jump trooper gets some really good ignition on his Jetpack.
He manages to land on top of the Bloodfalls.
"are you guys coming or what?"
Studland
Unfazed by everyone trying to shoot him, Bert enters the House of Pain, together with his Grunt.
Despite all the new entrances that were created by the Immortals, Bert still feels like it's a good idea to close the door behind them. Wouldn't want anyone getting in through the front door when thy could just come through the wall or roof instead.
The Rocketeer moves around to the back of the House of Pain to cover Bertinator from that side.
The remaining Studlander goes over to the fallen Revenant and picks up his armor.
insert Sonic 1-up Sound here
You got +2 armor!
You got a 1" cannon!
wait, that last one sounded weird...
As Bert loos around in the House of Pain, he sees a familiar face: Minigun Fuckin' Santa, who got killed last Manly Santa Day when fighting one of the Deadly Sins.
Another Cell houses the remains of an unfortunate Marine, still holding on to his massive gun. Looks like that could be useful.
There seems to be a dead IM Soldier in one of the other cages - along a strange, blue glowing orb.
And in the final cell...
"Bert? is that you? What are you doing here?"
Secret objective fulfilled, you found Nerv!
Demons - Group 3
The Western Revenant shoots a missile at the Skion jump trooper.
Luckily, I forgot that he already used up his action, so he was able to dodge in time.
The other Revenant tries to blow up the Brootal Rocketeer.
He misses and the missile just sinks into the toxic waste.
MadMario's Mercenaries
"Come on, nearly got it"
snap
"Oh, shit!"
"At least I got it lose... actually, throwing spears didn't work out in my favor anyways. This could work"
MadMario channels power into the lower ahalf of his spear...
And turns it into a second blade!
Then he and his Mercenaries charge towards the nearby teleporter, bast Skion and the Demons.
Demons - Group 4
The Cyberdemon hires a rocket at Kelly.
She misses and the projectile flies through the broken wall and blows up one of the pillars outside.
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