The Bitch Brigade, WARNING! There will be rudeness!

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:21 am

This is a team for AdrianTheGeek in the up and coming Forum Battle.

Da' Bitches. The Big Bitch (Officer) has two Crystal Carbines while the Lil' Bitches (Troopers) have twin boob cannons (think Austin Powers) and a laser sword each. The Heavy Bitches (Heavy Troopers) are armed with Flaming Boobs and the other has a black strap on Auto-Cannon.

Here we have the command squad. The two Bitches with the whips, Crystal Carbine and not much else are Miserable Bitches (Officer), they keep the Man Bitches (Troopers) whipped and under the thumb. The Man Bitches are dressed a little like the Village People IMO - Cowboy, Construction worker, Gimp and Cop, why? Who knows. The Grand Bitchess (Hero) with the cowboy hat has an OTC and Crystal Carbine.

Post by **OneEye589** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:00 am

Do you hide these from MiniWarhead?

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:18 am

Are you kidding!!! Mrs Warhead would saw IT off if she knew. Mini-Warhead is at that age were bum, willy, boobs and such is hilarious just now. If you want him to smile for the camera I've found saying "wibbly wooblies" works every time.

... I'm a bad dad...

This is just a jokey team for the lol of it. They fight like everyone else, they just look... um, pervy.

Post by **AdrianTheGeek** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:13 pm

They are everything that I dreamed they would be. They are pretty amazing Warhead.

My terrible youtube channel · Post by **Magic Soap** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:54 pm

AdrianTheGeek wrote:They are everything that I dreamed they would be. They are pretty amazing Warhead.

You dream of whores?

Post by **Apollyon** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:55 pm

Magic Soap wrote:
AdrianTheGeek wrote:They are everything that I dreamed they would be. They are pretty amazing Warhead.
You dream of whores?

No, of nekkid lego chicks.

Edit: I guess something along the lines of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhcnfadmUm0

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:13 pm

Who doesn't?

Glad you like them Adrian. I'll PM stats soon.

Post by **Ranger S2H** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:52 am

when warhead promises rudeness . . .

Post by **Tuefish** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:10 pm

What is that thermonuclear brazier in the background?

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:23 pm

Haha, I was waiting for THAT comment. It's part of Brik-Toria space port, something to do with the fuel. It's totally safe, no explosions... well, maybe not to many heavy weapon discharges in it's vicinity would be a good thing. Sound familiar?.. (Aliens?) Joking, the fuel bowsers armour is hardened for unfortunate accidents, like crash landings, it would take ships weapons to rupture the ports re-fueling system, otherwise it'd be a short battle... or a long one with swords.

Anyway, here is an Update for AdrianTheGeek because why have 6" when you can have 12"

...Range!.. Man, you people are sick!

Post by **sgt.bloxxer** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:35 pm

Warhead wrote:Haha, I was waiting for THAT comment. It's part of Brik-Toria space port, something to do with the fuel. It's totally safe, no explosions... well, maybe not to many heavy weapon discharges in it's vicinity would be a good thing. Sound familiar?.. (Aliens?) Joking, the fuel bowsers armour is hardened for unfortunate accidents, like crash landings, it would take ships weapons to rupture the ports re-fueling system, otherwise it'd be a short battle... or a long one with swords.

Anyway, here is an Update for AdrianTheGeek because why have 6" when you can have 12"

...Range!.. Man, you people are sick!

Haha its looks like Area 51! with blue buildings...amazing
Does it have underground grovements?

Post by **sgt.bloxxer** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:37 pm

Can you told me how big it is in cm?

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:43 pm

Thanks, well the table is for wargaming so it is exactly 200cm long by 100cm wide. The base plates fit fairly well but don't quite cover to the edge of the table.

Post by ***CRAZYHORSE*** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:19 pm

You should make doors that lead to underground area's, the area's should be secret until entered.
Looks really great! How did you get that many of the same themed baseplates?

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:50 pm

Cheers, glad you like it. Underground chambers and corridor fire fights would be simply awesome. I would need a ton of Aliens or Gene-Stealers though, hmm, and some of those new Aqua mini-fig airtank helmets look Space Marine Terminator like too...

Well, I was really into Lego right up into my late teens and had very little other overheads so spent most of my earnings on Lego. I was just around at the right time I guess. Blacktron II was still current when I took a 20 year Hiatus.