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Post by dilanski » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:09 pm

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The Praetorian empires FUCKING MASSIVE quadrepedal siege walker, called the 'Behemoth'. anyone who's in this things massive firing range is completely screwed.

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Post by aoffan23 » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:18 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:

I wanna see a battle report of that thing versus your cult.
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Post by dilanski » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:24 pm

aoffan23 wrote::shock: :shock: :shock:

I wanna see a battle report of that thing versus your cult.
I'm thinking about unleashing the beast on my brikwars club :twisted: .
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Post by Coximind » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:29 pm

Let's see it beat the PARV first. Then I'll be scared.
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Post by dilanski » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:31 pm

Coximind wrote:Let's see it beat the PARV first. Then I'll be scared.
The parv is like a big fat man covered in armour and with a pistol, this is like a athlete with a RPG......
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Post by Elmagnifico » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:58 pm

So, drive to Atlanta and fight Natalya's AC.
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Post by Sloopofwar » Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:18 pm

I dunno, this thing looks a little flimsy. I think my heavy gunboat could take this out. Either that or a single ninja. STEALTH DECAPITATION FROM BEHIND!

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Post by playwell » Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:28 pm

Reminds me of the war of the worlds ships from the book. The behemoth isent really that original of a name thow. But yet AWSOME.

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Post by james+burgundy » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:42 pm

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Not a very original design, and you made the thing so big that it is near impossible to hit. That much being said it do like the armor plating on the legs.
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Post by aoffan23 » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:45 pm

james+burgundy wrote:you made the thing so big that it is near impossible to hit.
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Post by piltogg » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:46 pm

nice, however... much like the things from halo 3, if a couple guys with rocket launchers manage to get under the thing, then your little behemoth is "totally fucked".

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Post by RagnarokRose » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:48 pm

james+burgundy wrote:you made the thing so big that it is near impossible to hit.
Look's like someone hasn't read the rulebook in a while...
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Post by AdrianTheGeek » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:53 pm

james+burgundy wrote:
Not a very original design,
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Post by The Shadowscythe » Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:01 pm

james+burgundy wrote:you made the thing so big that it is near impossible to hit.
What the shit? What the shitting shit?! Seriously - I can feel my brain cells DIE the moment you post . . .
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Post by Magic Soap » Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:08 pm

Ahem...

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