BATTLE IN SPESSSSSSSS TURN 3

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:01 pm

you know what? fuck photobucket. and fuck flikr too.
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TOPTHREAD
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... sc&start=0

TURNS:
one: http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... 931#143931
two: http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... 394#145394
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ABOMINATIONS

Enol casts as spell to widen the portal As abominations overrun the barricade, killing one peach and nocking the other on his ass.

It works, ushering three new monstrosities into the ship.

POLICE

The last pilot is killed

The mechanic and Da' Chief find Bigger Guns!

And Jim frees Bob. just in time too,

VRRRRRRREEEEEE-BZZZZZZZZZZZZT

HE: ELLO' WERES DUR LADY?"
The Maniac HE tele'z in!!

FACTION ACTIVATED!! IMMORTALS! lead by warhead

Seeing the wall, HE suddenly is filled with rage. he smash's into it with a bellow of "OY' THA GITS COMMIN OUT TA PLAY!!"
The police barely bail with their response action

HE looks around and sees a door... a very shiny door. this ENRAGES HE.

HE RIPPS THE DOOR APART WITH HIS PICKAXE BAYONET [and stuns Nib]
FLOTEN' TONKERS

HE is not done yet. HE still feels the RAGE. he unleashes a hail of DAKKA upon the cyro pod.
HE: HUR HAR HUR HAR HUR!!!
Krak: NOOOO YOU FOOOOOL!

The Pod's door suddenly flys off it's hinges and smacks HE away and Krack through the wall.

Nib:oh,oh god!
Nib flees as the man steps out and grabs his hat.

OLD MAN A: OKAY, WHO THE HELL INTERRUPTED MY NAP?!?

FACTION ACTIVATED!! OLD MAN ABERNATHY! lead by RWL aka ME.

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:16 pm

TEAM AWESOME

Blue Bot goo-ifys the last rebel. and he, The Captain and Lee Jet rush twords the front of the ship.

Two abominations are gunned down by RedBot and the SharkHead Lacky painting the floor with yellow.

COALITION

The last Peaches in the Armory are pasted.

The Troops and Mc'Bawlksy move into the hallway.
Mc' Bawlksy: EAT WALL ASSHOLES!
Mc'Bawlksy Farces the last peach crew member and an abomination...

SPLORCH!!!

They fly into the wall at tremendous speeds splattering them both.

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:37 pm

KRA-BOOM!

an explosion rips through the air lock, shrapnel tears apart the SharkHead minion and flings RedBot over to the broken wall.

the dust settles.

RedBot: Threat detected.

RedBot: Eliminati- BLAM!!

Patricia: Mr. President? reinforcements have arrived.

NEW FACTION ACTIVATED! COALITION REINFORCMENTS, lead by Robot Monkey

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:46 pm

PEACH CREW

Krack is stunned and Nib is a gibbering mess. no pic.

OVER VIEW

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KILL CHART

Coalition D: 1/5 K: 8

Peach Crew: D: 14/16 K:3

Abominations D: 5/7+3 K: 3

Police D: 1/5 K:2

Team Awesome: D: 2/5 K:3

Old man A: D: 0/1 K: 0

HE The maniac: D: 0/1 K:0

Coalition Reinforcements: D: 0/6 K:1

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:27 am

What fur no kill dem ikle peoples fur?

Me git'in maaadur!

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:16 am

Blame the Maniac dice for the tchno killy spree. I rolled the skill 1d6[i had to get a 4+ for him to work towards his objective] , got a two and then rolled a 1d4 for a mania[like the mad boys of WH40k's old days] I added the fancy descriptions just now.

1="Bah! them flashy stuff' iz given me a ead' ach'!"
destroy any close by tech more advanced then a doornob. if no tech is close by, he eats his gun. got this one.

2="Ah! deys lookin' at us!!"
HE thinks every one is looking at him, jugeing him so he trys to do the most awesome thing possible to show 'them' that he is still da' best.

3= "Grrrrr! dem gits laughin at us!!"
HE thinks the nearest group of minifigs, be they freind or foe are maken fun of him. HE unloads his gun and at least one explosive in their direction.

4= "ELLO! IT's APPY TIME!!"
HE is happy, and want's to stay happy, and how can HE do that? KILLIN PEOPLE! HE does not stop his turn until he has killed at least 2 other minifigs. [friend or foe]

worked well don't you think?

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:24 am

Yup, I'm happy to say that this is probably one of the only times we've seen a real Immortal Maniac being himself. Good job!

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:48 pm

Refined the rules for his Manias.

HE's Mania table, roll a d6 anything under a 4[1,2,3] leads to rolling a D4. each turn re roll the D6, 6,5 equals no mania. 4,3 same mania 2, 1 New mania, [can't reroll the same mania]

1= "Bah! them flashy stuff' iz given me a ead' ach'!"
destroy any close by tech more advanced then a doornob. if no tech is close by, he eats his gun. got this one.

2="Ah! deys lookin' at us!!"
HE thinks every one is looking at him, jugeing him so he trys to do the most awesome thing possible to show 'them' that he is still da' best.

3= "Grrrrr! dem gits laughin at us!!"
HE thinks the nearest group of minifigs, be they freind or foe are maken fun of him. HE unloads his gun and at least one explosive in their direction.

4= "ELLO! IT's APPY TIME!!"
HE is happy, and want's to stay happy, and how can HE do that? KILLIN PEOPLE! HE does not stop his turn until he has killed at least 2 other minifigs. [friend or foe]

Post by **Warhead** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:37 pm

Mongrol Smush! Dur.