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Noyt imperium

2016-04-21T14:20:02Z

Motorhead fan:

{{Faction
|name=Noyt Imperium
|structure=Empire, Kingdom,
|teklevel=TL 5
|influence= Evil
|allies=[[S.P.A.]]
|enemies=[[Peaches]] in general and also whatever they woke up not liking today
|Notable People= The King of the Imperium
}}

=== Origins ===

The Noyts were once normal non-[[Medivo]] minifigs with up to date technology apart from guns, ranged weaponry was always looked down upon.
One day however, as the inhabitants of the Noyt Imperium awoke, a new subspecies of minifigs had emerged: the [[Peaches]].
They immediately took a disliking to this mutation, they became infected with a hatred which literally sent them back to the dark ages.

Having spent many a G.R. moving around of their own world preparing to fight, the King of the Imperium decided that it was high time to go
and get some killing underway. After creating crude but effective space transports, the flew out into the Galaxy and found a nice little war to join in, including many different little factions.
unlike the other now [[S.P.A.]] members, the Noyts had no history of violence against the others, they concentrated all their might against the peachs factions, scoring many victory thanks to their immeasurable bloodlust.

=== Now ===

Of all the [[S.P.A.]] members, the Noyts are the most fanatically devoted to the cause, whilst other factions may on occasion use [[peaches]] as slave troopers or as an expendable workforce, the Noyts find the very concept of being near one of them without impaling it on the end of their weapons.
It is wrongly believed, in the Imperium, that ranged weaponry(guns) were a sick invention of the [[peaches]] in order to make war
unfair against factions using swords and the like, instead of using guns to fight guns like most people, Close combat weapons are the only acceptable weaponry for use on the battlefield.
During their membership of [[S.P.A.]], the use of more up to date vehicles has been enforced upon them by the [[Phaleks]], while this constraint was accepted, the pilots of these modern machines are often hated by the infantry.

Noyt imperium

2016-04-09T20:53:39Z

Motorhead fan: Created page with "{{Faction |name=Noyt Imperium |structure=Empire, Kingdom, |teklevel=TL 5 |influence= Evil |allies=S.P.A. |enemies=Peaches in general and also whatever they woke up ..."

Forces of Orangedom

2016-04-09T14:35:20Z

Motorhead fan: I'm finally getting round to doing this.

{{Faction
|name=Forces of Orangedom

|structure=Empire
|teklevel=[[Tl]] 6

|influence= A bunch of orange and blue warriors of evil

|allies=[[S.P.A.]]
|enemies=[[Peaches]]
}}

== Origins ==

Before the war, they were just a little organization, sort of like the [[ISM]] but a lot less successful. One thing they were good at though, was drawing in the lost and those who felt alone and outcast and then brainwashing them into being their servants.

During the war, lots of [[minifigs]] decided that it wasn't very fun or interesting to just walk forwards armed with nothing more than a screwdriver or an oar then get shot by a tank just to be brought back to life and used as a zombie soldier. And so many ran away in search of more interesting battles.

Lots of these lost souls ended up being pressganged into the ranks of the Forces of Orangedom.
At the end of the war, their ranks had swollen to an unbelievably massive size and grew relentlessly. And in the end, the "Refugees" ended up working for the very same people they fled from.

== Modern History ==

Of all the early [[S.P.A.]] members, the Forces of Orangedom were probably the most happy to join because if it wasn't for the [[Phaleks]], their organisation would almost certainly be buried under a pile of rubble or something.
During the war, Some members were [[Peaches]], despite the unavoidable fate they faced, these soldiers fought valiantly on throughout the conflict. To show their gratefulness, once the war ended, the [[Phaleks]] presented the surviving peach soldiers with a free one-way spaceship ride to a wonderfull, peach tolerating land known as [[Emeria]]. And then wiped the minds of their friends just to be sure.

S.P.A.

2016-03-28T13:19:57Z

Motorhead fan: Created page with "{{Alliance |name=S.P.A. |influence=North-Westish |members=Helvetik Konfederation Forces of Orangedom Noyt imperium Space Raiders |allies=Phalek empire ..."

{{Alliance
|name=S.P.A.

|influence=North-Westish
|members=[[Helvetik Konfederation]]

[[Forces of Orangedom]]

[[Noyt imperium]]

[[Space Raiders]]
|allies=[[Phalek empire]]
[[EPEEN]]
|enemies=[[Peaches]] and stuff
|characters
}}

== The Secondary Phalek Alliance ==

=== Creation ===

This alliance was forged by the [[Phalek Empire]] in [[G.R. 20,16]] when they got stuck in a rather boring war between about 8 different factions.
Representatives of each group who was against peaches were teleported against their will into an area outside of time and presented with the choice: "join us or die".
Unsurprisingly, all factions joined and faced with this, the other [[peach]] tolerating factions retreated.

=== Objective ===

The main reason this alliance exists is to create as many puppet armies as possible, build them up and get an even larger swathe of minifigs fighting for the [[Phalek]] cause. This is also usefull because if any faction is attacked, the immediately have the support of all other members. Whereas individually, each faction would die out quickly if they were invaded.

Phalek empire

2016-03-28T13:02:46Z

Motorhead fan: Created page with "Phaleks"

[[Phaleks]]

Helvetik Konfederation

2016-03-28T13:01:44Z

Motorhead fan: Created page with "{{Faction|name=Helvetik Konfederation|structure=Dictatorship|teklevel=Tek Level 6|influence= 26 planets|allies= Phaleks EPEEN |enemies= Peaches |Notable Peop..."

{{Faction|name=Helvetik Konfederation|structure=Dictatorship|teklevel=[[Tek Level]] 6|influence= 26 planets|allies= [[Phaleks]]

[[EPEEN]] |enemies=

[[Peaches]] |Notable People=

[[William]]}}

=== The Helvetik Konfederation ===

== Origins ==
The Helvetik Konfederation is a relatively small cluster of worlds situated in roughly the North-west of the Nehellemium Galaxy
The Helvetiks were once an extremely violent warrior race who flew around everywhere in cool spaceships, one day they decided for some strange reason to make a home for themselves, separate into smaller groups and ignore eachother.

Many GRs ago, the now Capital world of Bernania decided that the 25 other worlds around it would be better off under Bernanian control. Those who didn’t vote to join forces were soon scared into compliance by the gathering military sledgehammer waiting to be swung at whoever would dare oppose the new order.
After a few last planets were violently “persuaded” to join the confederation, a wonderful and leisurely democracy was created and the inhabitants of the Helvetik Konfederation lived out their lives happily for a long time.

== Recent history ==

Since this new society hadn’t been to war with anyone yet, a man in a pub took another swig of maniac beer before belching: “Are the Helvetiks peacniks or what?”. This was a turning point in History; once calm and lovely minifigs were possessed with rage and hatred, they descended into the streets and fought and killed and destroyed until everything they had worked so long to build was swept away in a hurricane of violence.
A new leader emerged from this hell, he took the minifigs, gave them uniforms, guns and gave them purpose. Warriors flocked to his side and soon the majority obeyed him. Using the tide of anger at his command, he decided to ventilate their hatred on the minority of Helvetik society: Peaches.
Once their new inner enemy was wiped out, the Helvetiks turned their gaze to the stars.

== Now ==

Despite the fact that Bernania is the capital world and city of the Konfederation, the planet called Geneviania is far more well known around the galaxy and many falsely believe it to be the capital. For this reason, Geneviania is the hated most by all the other worlds.
Despite the fact that the Helvetik Konfederation isn't really a confederation, the word confederation was kept because it sounds nice.

After a shortish war, an alliance was made with the [[Phalek empire]] in order to end it. The main reason that the Helvetiks joined was because they had little experience in battle and otherwise they would surely been wiped out quickly by any galactic force they encountered.

Talk:EPÉEN Alliance

2016-03-21T18:02:25Z

Motorhead fan:

Hi, I was just wondering what you meant by observer status. ~ Motorhead Fan

Vami invited me to it a while back, but I haven't heard from him in forever, so I listed my faction as an observer, an observer usually means associated with but not an official member for one reason or another --[[User:Kastrenzo|Kastrenzo]] ([[User talk:Kastrenzo|talk]]) 16:43, 20 March 2016 (MST)

Well, if you want to be a normal member, feel free! - Motorheadfan

EPÉEN Alliance

2016-03-20T08:53:09Z

Motorhead fan: /* Observing Members */

{{Alliance
|name=EPÉEN Alliance
|influence=Largest Military force in the [[West Arms]]

[[Galaxia Vipiriath]]
|enemies=[[Peaches]] 
[[Pwnies]] 
[[Third Alliance]]
|members=[[Emprya]] 
[[Phaleks]] 
[[Emerian Empire]] 
[[Avokhan Empire]] 
[[Soluin Imperials]] 
[[Army of JAM]] 
[[Galacian Federal Republic|Galacia]]
}}
[[Category:EPÉEN Member Factions]]
[[Category:Nehellium Galaxy Factions]]
[[Category:Alliances]]
[[Category:Anti-Peach Factions]]
[[Category:Anti-Immortal Factions]]
[[Category:Anti-Pwnie Factions]]

==EPÉEN Alliance==
'''EPÉEN''' is a anti-[[Peach]], anti-Immortal, anti-Pwnie faction that exists mostly in the Western Arms and Vipiriath Wheel, inside and out of the Nehellium Galaxia. It's name was coined by [[Scratch]] during a BrikWars chat session.

==Members==

===Founding Members===

: [[Phaleks]]
: [[Emerian Empire]]
: [[Empryan Colonies]]

===Members===

: [[Avokhan Empire]]
: [[Soluin Imperial Remnant]]
: [[Army of JAM]]

===Observing Members===
: [[Galacian Federal Republic]] *Returned to Observer status in G.R 2016

===Subgroups===
: [[S.P.A.]]
: ([[Forces of Orangedom]],
: [[Helvetik Konfederation]],
: [[Noyt imperium]],
: [[Space Raiders]])

==Leaders==

===Emeria===

: Grand Poobah of EPÉEN Mobfather [[Scratch]]

==History==
===Humble Beginnings===

Originally formed as the "Cuarta Allianza" by the Emerian Empire, the Alliance first formed to provide military assistance for the Empryans during the [[First N00B War]].

When the [[First N00B War]] first broke out between the Kingdom of Denmark and the [[Emprya]]-[[Phalek]] alliance, the two factions banded together against the Danish Pact's combined [[Valoros]], Danish, and [[Empire of Shadovia|Shadovian]] force. The alliance officially formed when [[Emerian]] forces arrived on Emprya, fought the war to a standstill and reclaimed Emprya with the help of their Phalek and Empryan allies, and then consolidated their forces. When the leaders of the three nations assembled, they agreed on an alliance, and formed as PEE.

Emeria's plan to take the alliance to greater heights was initially thwarted by their lack of fame, but this did not stop the alliance from attracting the [[Avokhan Empire]] and Soluin Imperials into their ranks. Following these groups, the Phaleks brought the [[Army of JAM]] into the alliance, despite the complete silence of the voting hall on the decision.

=== Policy Change ===

Following VAMI Briggs' pro-mafia coup of the Emerian government, Emeria and thus EPÉEN quickly took a different direction, signing peace treaties with the Third Alliance and Denmark. They then, again following in the style of the Third Alliance, decided to adopt the Space Mafia as their official underworld organization. In a 3-1 vote, the EPÉEN Alliance elected [[Mobfather Scratch]] to the position of Grand Poobah. Once the now Venetian vassal state

== The NTA Taskforce ==

The NTA (Note The Accent) Task Force is an elite branch of the EPÉEN alliance that specializes in punishing anyone or thing, regardless of who they are, who fails in either speech or writing to use the accent in the middle of the name. All agents are infamously armed with Cricket Bats, dressed in neat black uniforms with pins and white armbands that read "NTA," with white hats.

Talk:EPÉEN Alliance

2016-03-18T14:25:28Z

Motorhead fan: Created page with "Hi, I was just wondering what you meant by observer status."

Hi, I was just wondering what you meant by observer status.

File talk:ImmortalOverview2016.jpg

2016-02-06T17:49:09Z

Motorhead fan: Created page with "I'd just like to say that I love the look of the vehicles- Motorhead fan"

I'd just like to say that I love the look of the vehicles- Motorhead fan

2014-08-22T15:37:16Z

Motorhead fan:

{{Faction|name=Phalek Empire|image=Phaleks.jpg |structure=Empire|teklevel=TL 6 and a bit|influence=Face meltingly awesome|allies=[[Emerian Empire]]

[[Empryan Colonies]]

[[Avokhan Empire]]

Soluin empire remnants

|enemies=[[Valoros]]

[[Everything]]

[[Everything else]]|characters=[[Davidros]]}}
== History ==
=== Origins ===

In the beginning, the Phaleks were just normal [[minifig]]s, but with [[enemies]] (like any good minifig should have plenty of) called the Tals. Each side decided one day to kill the fuck out of each other, and went to war for 1000 years. When the Tals decided that they were tired of having their asses kicked, they set off a neutron bomb that ruined the whole planet via radioactive fire.

The Tals weren't able to withstand this sudden and devastating destruction, and were completely destroyed. The minifigs didn't get off any better, being horribly mutated into pathetic and floppy creatures. Luckily, their leader, [[Davidros]], hatched a brilliant idea: he would turn these weird, flaccid mutants into hardened, hovering [[ABS]] shafts of death. Following this, they named their planet [[Cigaro]], and began cloning the hell out of each other.

Later, Cigaro became one of three squabbling factions that held one entire planet each, that just so happened to be replicas of one another. Years rife with epic and fruitless warring passed, before the [[Vamtopian]]s (one of the aforementioned factions) decided to unite the three [[Emerian]] homeworlds. First off, these dicks bought the Vaktovians with all kinds of political moves and a fucking lot of money. Then, when the Phaleks decided they had enough of these [[douchebag]]s, the Vamtopians got all [[butthurt]] and sent wave after wave of badass [[Mercenaries]] and "professional" infantry at the Phaleks, and they eventually surrendered.

But after several decades, the uneasy republic was once rocked by the war. The Phaleks wanted almost complete control of the Emerian government, and offered this proposal to the High Council. Who of course veto-ed it like a bunch of dicks. So, the Phaleks launched a huge-ass invasion, but still somehow lost badly, with their home world being completely overwhelmed, resulting in the almost complete destruction of the Phaleks. But you can't kill all of them, because they're badass.

Thus, most Phaleks left Emeria, but some stayed. Cigaro is no longer Emeria, being its own state, and it has been left to the Phaleks, and in "[[peace]]."

=== Now ===

Cigaro was later discovered by an army known as the [[A.R.C]] who shared some of their stuff with the Phaleks in return for an alliance.

Very shortly later, the Phaleks gained some allies called [[Empyra]] and [[Denmark]] who went to war with each other.

At first the Phaleks were neutral in this war, but then they saw that [[Valoros]] joined the Danish which caused the Phaleks to side with Empyra.

In another conflict on a planet called Soluin, Phalek invaders allied with the Imperial faction and began to mine the planet in search of a precious metal called Phalekanium, Enslaving massive amounts of Rebels.

=== Policy ===

When the Phaleks see a planet, this is how they proceed:

1)Is it [[Yellow]]?

2)Is it friendly?

3)Are they of any use to us?

If the answer to any of these questions is no, The Phaleks will attack. Extermination occasionally follows.

Once A planet is conquered(or before, depending on how dangerous the inhabitants are) the planet Is teleported into the special out of Sync with the rest of the Brikverse zone, to find out more, visit the [[Cigaro]] page.

=== Society ===

A new Phalek is created by being cloned from an already existing Phalek, the new Embryo spends a relative amount of time locked in a Vat of nutrients, before being put into his travel machine

The next few days are spent training and stuff. Due to that fact that the A.R.C. is always doing the work on their planet, the Phaleks quickly enroll in some sort of military platoon.

There are several different armies in the Phalek military, they are mainly Bred to serve a group of Generals, a supreme Phalek or the Emperor.

'''Normal Phaleks''' These Groups have more or less random Armor colors, but usually with one Defining scheme which is recurring throughout there Fleet, leaders and Troops.
They are referred to as Conquest armies, they are ordered in a Numerical Fashion(1st conquest army, Second Conquest Army,...)

'''Imperial Phaleks''' These ones are of a Gold and White design, the top part features Two Black rings and a colored ring matching that of their respective Supreme, Every Supreme Phalek has its own Army, they are referred to as the Imperial Legions and are individually known as their color.(Green Legion, Red legion,...)

'''The Emperors legion''' These ones are of the same design as the Imperial legions, apart from the top part has two Golden rings and then a white one on top, They are the Commonly referred to as the Phaleks of ultimate badassery.

=== Phalek variants ===

Here is a list of the current Phaleks

'''Standard Phaleks''' these are the normal Everyday guys

'''Rapid Assault Phaleks''' These are a Recent type, mainly used for scouting movements and herding enemies into ambush zones

'''Special weapon Phaleks''' Normal Phaleks with special guns

'''Paradigm Phaleks''' These are the most recent variant, and exist mainly as bodyguards

=== Notable Phalek battles ===

[[Denmark-Empryan war|The NOOB war]]

soluin: enslavement of Rebels and Dark age members caused a massive Assault on an Imperial base.
The attack was thwarted at the cost of the entire defense force and several delegates
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=12536

Mark: They spearheaded the [[EPéEN]] assault on the Danish planet Mark.
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=12717

=== Interesting Tek ===

Nanotek:

The Science Phaleks recently created Nanobots that are sentient; They consume minifigs, and study the victims primal fears, then assemble into something from those scary things, usually a giant metal creature or all over black minifigs with large white eyes.
These "Nanoforms" can, if necessary, wander up to a pile of dead bodies and explode, turning them all into fast zombies, because no one really likes zombies.