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Battle at the Cathedral of Syndicate Ascension

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Venice

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The dual planets of Venice are the combined capitol planets of the [[The Police State of Venice]].

== Basic info ==

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'''Location:''' Barely outside the Akkadian sphere of influence

'''Type:''' Water world connected by floating highways called "Canals"

'''Size:''' large X2

'''Resources:''' Large amount of fish, illicit technology, and mafiosi

'''Controlled by:''' The Police State of Venice

'''Inhabitants:''' Humans, [[Squidheads]], [[Fish]]

== History ==
The Dual Planets of Venice were merely a pair of synchronized orbiting water planets near the center of the Old Roman Quadrent, they were two unassuming colony worlds through most of Roman Expansion. At the height of their decadence and corruption, they took upon themselves a project of connecting the two with a giant Space Elevator. The overseer of the project, a Senator named William, began a rebellion with the help of several conspirators, using the Space Elevator as their base of operations. After I highly successful campaign of conquest, almost all of the military power and former territories of Old Roma had fallen under the control of Il Doge and his advisers.

== Geography ==
The Planets are mainly water covered, with the few islands having massive floating cities stemming from them. These cities are connected by floating super-highways called "Canals". It possesses no natural lunar bodies, but Near Venezia does have a pile of corpses and wreckage the size of a small moon orbiting it.

== Places of interest ==
[[The Cathedral of Syndicate Ascension]] The Mega-Space Elevator that connects the two planets.
[[The Eye of The Storm]] The combination of a Capital City, Fortress, and Palace for the Doge, it is at the center of the Cathedral, where both ways are up.

== Recent history ==
[[Venetian-Kalmar War]]

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Venice

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The dual planets of Venice are the combined capitol planets of the [[The Police State of Venice]].

== Basic info ==

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'''Location:''' Barely outside the Akkadian sphere of influence

'''Type:''' Water world connected by floating highways called "Canals"

'''Size:''' large X2

'''Resources:''' Large amount of fish, illicit technology, and mafiosi

'''Controlled by:''' The Police State of Venice

'''Inhabitants:''' Humans, [[Squidheads]], [[Fish]]

== History ==
The Dual Planets of Venice were merely a pair of synchronized orbiting water planets near the center of the Old Roman Quadrent, they were two unassuming colony worlds through most of Roman Expansion. At the height of their decadence and corruption, they took upon themselves a project of connecting the two with a giant Space Elevator. The overseer of the project, a Senator named William, began a rebellion with the help of several conspirators, using the Space Elevator as their base of operations. After I highly successful campaign of conquest, almost all of the military power and former territories of Old Roma had fallen under the control of Il Doge and his advisers.

== Geography ==
The Planets are mainly water covered, with the few islands having massive floating cities stemming from them. These cities are connected by floating super-highways called "Canals". It possesses no natural lunar bodies, but Near Venezia does have a pile of corpses and wreckage the size of a small moon orbiting it.

== Places of interest ==
[[The Cathedral of Syndicate Ascension]] The Mega-Space Elevator that connects the two planets.
[[The Eye of The Storm]] The combination of a Capital City, Fortress, and Palace for the Doge, it is at the center of the Cathedral, where both ways are up.

== Recent history ==
[[Venetian-Kalmar War]]
[[Battle at the Cathedral of Syndicate Ascension]]

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*100 or more studs in length
*Minifig scale
*Designed for space travel

It is a badge of honor for any [[human]] to be able to field a SHIP in battle.

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The proper categorization of SHIPs is under constant debate. Unlike [[Microspace]], there are no international treaties to classify SHIPs. Classification is based loosely on [[human]] naval classes, using length in studs and general function as guidance. The most important rule is, of course, "Everyone is the Boss of Their Own Toys" and self-classifications are generally accepted by the international community.

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| Corvette
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| Fast, forward attack Starfighter combat "Hero" ships
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| Frigate
| 90-110 Studs (30")
| Escort/support Capital ship combat
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| Destroyer
| 120-150 Studs (40")
| Capital ship and starfighter combat
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| Cruiser
| 150-200 Studs (50")
| SHIP to SHIP engagement
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| Battleship
| 200+ Studs (60")
| Fleet flagship
|}

The terms "Heavy" and "Light" are often added when a SHIP is between classes. Heavy typically indicates that a ship is used in a role above its size class. Light typically indicates that a ship is slightly smaller than its functional class. Thus, a Heavy Corvette is roughly equivalent to a Light Destroyer. Additional terms may be added to indicate more specific functions, such as "Carrier" for vessels that carry two or more starfighters.

==Use of SHIPs in Brikwars==

SHIPs are typically 30" or more in length, armored at 3d10 or 4d10, and heavily armed with Super Death Lasers, small turrets, and large missiles. This makes them both formidable and unwieldy on the battlefield. To properly field a SHIP, one must also field an effective crew. A large Gunnery team is necessary to operate massive weapons with very high skill ratings or hit multiple targets with an array of smaller weapons. Teks and Engineers are also useful to add flexibility to the SHIP's capabilities. An internal security crew is also a must, as a SHIP is often more of a flying fortress than a vehicle combatant. Opponents will attempt to take the SHIP down from the inside and then steal it, so it is important to repel boarders. Most SHIPs will serve a multifunctional role in battle, so balance large weapons with smaller ones, and fill in the functional gaps with support vehicles.

When playing against a SHIP, use small sizes and numbers to your advantage. Make hit and run passes, staying just outside the SHIP's range, and use missiles to damage large areas and knock out weapon systems. As mentioned above, boarding a SHIP can be an effective tactic, especially if the opponent is underprepared.

==List of ASHIPs==

ASHIPs, or Almost SHIPs, are space warships measuring 90-99 studs in length but serve in an equivalent role to a 100 stud SHIP (typically a corvette or frigate). This distinction is negligible, separating ASHIPs from SHIPs by only one or two inches, but it exists because Space AFOLs are a bunch of [[Anorak]]s.

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| [[Trattoria]]
| Colette
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| 100 Studs (est.)
| ''Golden Warrior''
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| Tyrontaia
| CaptainZebra
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| Decommissioned
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| ''Monarch''
| Flagship Destroyer
| [[Imperial Magikstrate]]
| RedRover
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| 100 Studs
| ''Revolyutsiya''
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| Duerer
| {{thread|15043}}
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| [[Glacier Empire]]
| Tunasailor
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| 102 Studs
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| [[Organization of Lost Dimensions|OLD Expeditionary Force]]
| Wingnut
| {{Thread|6679}}
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| 102 Studs (est.)
| ''HMS Kaplan''
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| [[Time Travelling Super Jews]]
| Cpt. Zipps
| {{Thread|4655}}
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| [[45th Union]]
| Roc77
| {{thread|3297}}
| Decommissioned (Notable appearance: {{thread|3207}})
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| Light Assault Carrier
| [[The Synthetic-Organic Coalition]]
| Fredde
| {{thread|6564}}
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| 110 Studs (est.)
| ''Elodin''
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| Halcyon Empire
| Cakeman
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| ''AN-US Ripper''
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| 112 Studs
| ''Piranha''
| Fast Attack Frigate
| [[The Synthetic-Organic Coalition]]
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| 114 Studs
| ''Morningstar's Lament''
| Assault Cruiser
| [[45th Union]]
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| {{thread|3425}}
| Inactive
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| loafofcheese
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| 118 Studs (est.)
| ''HMS Shapiro''
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| {{Thread|2914}}
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| 120 Studs (est.)
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| 128 Studs (est.)
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| {{thread|3436}}
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| 148 Studs
| ''Artemis''
| Katana Class Heavy Carrier/Destroyer
| [[The Grand Galactic Empire]]
| Ninja_bait
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| 152 Studs
| ''Sonks''
| Venus Class Destroyer
| [[Assyria]]
| Natalya
| {{thread|3383}}
| Decommissioned B.R. 2,017 (Notable appearance: {{thread|1362}})
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| ''Hodgepodge''
| Heavy Cruiser
| [[The Stranians]]
| Strana
| {{thread|3126}}
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| 227 Studs (est.)
| ''Athena''
| Athena class atmospheric carrier/destroyer
| Unknown
| Diamondsword901
| {{thread|17052}}
| Inactive
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Rap Battles

2016-09-19T23:11:09Z

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Rap Battles are Politiks by other means.

== Ongoing Feuds ==

[[Kommander Ken]] Vs. Mobfather [[Scratch]]

Transcript from first bout, September 17th-18th, GR. 2016:

Scratch:
I think that video calls for the re-commencement of rap battles in the AN. Anyone who wants to challenge the General Secretary can feel free to step up.

Kommander Ken:

COME AT ME.

Scratch:

C'mon ken, what a poor show, stepping to me but not even posting a verse.
I'll be nice, avoid the low blow, keep my skills sharp while remaining terse.
If you want to battle you've got to give me something to work with,
Ain't much of a show if you back down when the first verse hits.

In the past, sure I've battled you,
My raps bent you over and paddled you,
And then you fled back, to whatever refuge you skedaddled to.
You gave me one sentence, no proof you can handle a flow,
Frostbourne may be cool, but who chills a drink at 40 below?

You're frozen, icicle shrunk stiff and brittle.
In rap, chat, and battle you're always playin second fiddle.
You got no tricks worth showing,
no bricks worth throwing,
and what's with this new shit you're posting?
Coming at me with a weak game means you’re gunning for a roasting.
Gilding a peach is like shining a turd, it's shit either way.
No matter how hard you shine it, that's failure on display.
You're style shifts between spartan and gaudy,
You keep trying for class but can't impress nobody.
I'm the masterclass at class, I'll plaster a bastard, remaster the crass shit that you're sending.
Stop playing and faking and come back when you've got a real weapon to fight with, no pretending.

As for me and my men, we're the murder machine,
Give one of my dude's the high ground he'll gun down your whole team.
What's a sword or a spear to an SMG?
Think about that shit next time you step to me.
I'll bulldoze your hut, make you play pick up sticks,
because really, what's medivo doing in fucking politics?

Kommander Ken:

You think I’m hurting, ha! Tis but a scratch!
Man what are you snorting? You’ve met your match.
You’re a demise-flirting, with rhymes made of crap.
You money-extorting, arrogant gangster chap.

Bud, you don’t need to take it fuckin’ easy on me
All you need to is lay me down a sick-nasty beat,
Back the fuck up pal and take a ‘tactical retreat’
And stay down friend don’t bother gettin’ to your feet.

While your ass is on the ground,
You should be glad it ain’t six feet under.
But it’s only the first round
And that’s not lookin like any blunder

Those ‘gilded peaches’ are the motherfuckin’ villians
of the Frostborne realm with orderly ranks so chilling
When these two opposing forces get into a fight
I’ll guarantee it’ll last more than one bloody fortnight

What about you man when you gonna post more briks?
Instead of actin’ tough with contests of measured diks.
Believe me pal, we’ve got our own brand of politiks.
While you’ve prob’ly been making your own brand of cake mix.

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Well well well, look who's crawling back.
Now you've given me something to work with, but don't expect any slack.
I may be a bit inactive but don't think that I've gotten weak.
Step to me and I'll knock you into next week, freak.

You call me arrogant but you know I'm the king.
The king of the game, the mob, the AN and the TA.
I don't just run the world, man I run EVERYTHING!
My guns are so big it's like they're produced by Michael Bay.

No chump can claim my throne, so don't go holding your breath.
Because I'm the king, I'm the top. Motherfucker I am death!
My raps'll blow you outta the water while my gun blows off your head.
Better pray for your salvation cause you can't pray when you turn dead.

Back to your Esduin, those primly dressed dainty shits.
How'll they pose a threat when one rainstorm would rust 'em to bits?
Antagonists? No way those shiny shit peaches will make anyone afraid.
Who'll think the Frostbourne are badass when they're murdering a peach pride parade?

Kommander Ken:
The bigger they are man, the harder they fall.
Arrogant kings act the same damn way as ya’ll.
You don’t scare me pal and you can’t run shit.
Your acts so fake it’s fuckin’ counterfeit, just quit.

I don’t want your lousy throne, just want some respect.
You talkin so high of yourself what’d you expect?
Guess someone’s gotta cut your dumb ego to size,
I’ll gladly do that with a dagger ‘tween your eyes.

Man fuck that shit about Esduin, just sit back and wait,
And you’ll see the odds stacked against the poor Frostborne state.
They’re outnumbered and outclassed man don’t that sound familiar?
All the ‘fire’ you keep spittin just sound like lame-ass filler.

I’ve got more rhymes than you’ve got the time for.
Your lame warcrimes embarrassing eyesore.
Bullets run out but magic’s eternal.
Get on my badside, my wrath’s i̵n͘f҉e̕͘r̶ǹ͢͢à̸l̵̸̵.

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== Significant Events ==
With the restart of the Politikal Rap Battle program, following the loss of the previous rap thread in the Overlution, the ongoing [[KommanderKen]] and [[Scratch]] rap feud began anew. See [[Rap Battles]] for more details.

== Forum Battles ==

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| '''[[Dienekes22]]'''||| [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=15339 The Siege] ||Two warring kingdoms, the Lions of the South, and Lions of the North, whose feud leads up to a grueling siege upon a citadel belonging to the South. || {{Sidebar|[[File:The Siege by Dienekes22.jpg |250px|The Siege]]}}
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| '''[[bann154]]''' ||| [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=15513 Into the Breach!] ||The Immortal Empire lay siege upon the walls of an Atherta Federation capital. || {{Sidebar|[[File:IntoTheBreach.jpg |250px|Into the Breach]]}}
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| '''[[Silent-Sigfig]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=14762 The Bleeding Crown (Chat Battle)] ||Three forces converge on an artifact of unmeasurable power.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:BleedingCrown.jpg |250px|The Bleeding Crown]]}}
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| '''[[Duerer]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=14936 Assault on Visegrád] ||Coalition troops desperately try to defend a fort at Planet Visegrád from the Axis hordes.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:Visegrad.png |250px|Assault on Visegrád]]}}
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| '''[[Duerer]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=14977 The Giant has fallen!] ||A Polish-Magyar cavalry contingent prevents Soviet forces from obtaining a titan wreck.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:Gianthasfallen.png |250px|The Giant has fallen!]]}}
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| '''[[Duerer]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=15026 Abandon All Hope] ||During the decisive battle of Debrecen, the Coalition has to face off the Communist hordes and the Ancient King Zoltan.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:Abandonallhope.png |250px|Abandon All Hope]]}}
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| '''[[Duerer]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=15502 The Fugitive] ||Six armies are on the hunt for a Soviet deserter on Planet Brest.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:TheFugitive.png |250px|The Fugitive]]}}
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| '''[[Duerer]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=15535 Spill the Blood] ||During another conflict in the Byelorussian SSSR, the Soviets managed to repel the attackers, while the Briktopians ripped a blood artefact.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:SpillTheBlood.png |250px|Spill the Blood]]}}
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| '''[[Duerer]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=15569 Flytrap] ||Lietuvan forces ambushed Coalition troops, who still managed to rip a sample of the "Weedkiller" bio weapon.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:Flytrap.png |250px|Flytrap]]}}
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== Reports from the Field ==
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| '''Duerer''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=14779 Ultra Mecha Cock Rumble] ||Live from Planet Sopron, four mechs are fighting till death. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Ultramechacockrumble.png |250px|Ultra Mecha Cock Rumble]]}}
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| '''Duerer''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=15628 Outbreak] ||Barbarians manage to repel an attack of the Empire of Lavigrad, yet are forced to leave their homes afterwards.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:Outbreak308.png |250px|Outbreak]]}}
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== Magical Soaps ==

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| '''[[Duerer]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=15079 A Curse Lifted] ||Although the Magyars successfully drove back the Soviet invaders, Abigél Erös is still distraught by the loss of her father and proceeds to search for him. || {{Sidebar|[[File:Acurselifted.png |250px|A Curse Lifted]]}}
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| '''[[Duerer]]''' || [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=15161 I will return!] ([http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=15562 Pt 2]) ||The [[Greater Empire of Lietuva]] emerges from the ashes and proceeds to attack the Soviets in Byelorussia, while the Poles are unable to intervene in this conflict. Not until a LIetuvan naval commander makes a huge mistake.|| {{Sidebar|[[File:IWillReturn.png |250px]]}}
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|'''[[Kommander ken]]'''|| [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=14845 A Hearty Repast] ||Frostborne and their allies enjoy a feast celebrating Winter's Solstice but are interrupted by a force of foreign invaders. || {{Sidebar|[[File:A Hearty Repast 2016 by Ken.png |250px|A Hearty Repast]]}}
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