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Beige Carpet

2012-09-25T04:18:09Z

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Discovered by Warhead in G.R. 2,011 after a mass influx on new forum members who posted many awesome new MOC'S all from their beige carpets. Soon after it was discovered that Beige Carpets have the ability to warp time and space and throw pedos across entire continents - with almost no defenses against them.

It was also discovered that most forum members have some form of this horror in their homes, and as a result we are all doomed.

The Beige Carpet will destroy us all!

The ultimate in stealth technology, there are hundreds of Pedonukers SHIPS hiding in this photo, all hidden by the mighty carpet and its time/space bending properties

IceWorld

2012-09-25T04:14:40Z

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Iceworld rules, because all Iceworld guys are totally fucking badass. Individually, each one of them punched their way out of their mother's womb with icy fists, stared the doctor right in the eye, and killed him. They then would go into the corner, and craft their own Orange Transparent Chainsaw out of pure nothingness. Armed with a shiny new toy, they would traditionally kick schoolteachers in the Goddamned motherfucking face with their size twelve boots and chainsaw the fuck out of freight trains for no reason at all. Accidentally bumped an Iceworlder on the elevator? You now have an orange transparent chainsaw for a pancreas. The fact of the matter is, if you mess with Iceworld dudes, they will wear you like a fucking glove.

Iceworld is the designation given to any planet within the Krysto region, a small cluster of very dim stars. The Krysto region is renowned for being rich in Orange Transparent Leg-Ore, and for being poor in heat or anything that closely resembles heat.

The inhabitants of the Krysto region are believed to be decended from a long-dead civilization, possibly the Deadly spaceman Empire, or one of the subsequent Tron empires. Their story is similar to that of the Hodgepodgians, causing some to speculate that they are really the same force but from the future. Or the past. Or an alternate universe. The Krysto region is very isolated from the rest of the galaxy as no Iceworlder ever leaves, and the possibility of invading an Iceworld to acquire Orange Transparent Leg-Ore is out of the question due to Iceworlds being too Goddamned cold.

Unconfirmed reports claim that Iceworlders are very fond of liquor, with the average Iceworlder ingesting enough booze to kill an army of alcohol poisoning on a daily basis.

A typical Iceworld. Also, cold as fuck

Warhead's Warriors- Special Entry:

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The Elite Old Guard of the Iceworld Krysto. They have survived hundreds of battles and through their awesome deeds earned the right to carry one of the Iceworld OTC's and command the respect and loyalty of those they lead.

The Elite Housecarls of the Iceworld Krysto. Only the most trusted and Heroic are given the honour to serve their Warchief as a Housecarl.
They give up their OTC for a weapon of the ancients passed down from the War with the Robotic Ice Daemons, of which the Blokbots are but a pale shadow of their former roots. These weapons are Daemonic Ice Blades won from some of the most deadly Robot Ice Daemons ever faced. The Daemonic souls of the blades owner is still bound in the blade and they thirst for the heat of all living things.

The Middle Guard of the Iceworld Krysto. They are armed with Heavy Laser Carbines with under-Barrel OTC's. These troops fight on the line and never give, never wave and never tire. Their excellence in combat is a thing of Dark Renown across the Brikverse and they have earned many victories in battle.

The Young Guard of Iceworld Krysto. These Iceworlders have shown their metal in combat but still have much to learn having not yet earned the vaulted honour of their own OTC they have constructed their own Ice Crystal Chainsaws and their impetuous hunger for close combat makes them excellent assault troops, where they can excel and show their elders just how fuckin' hard they are.

Some of the Young Guard end up pissing off their betters, wither it's pissing in the Warchiefs Ale or smoking his Pot or even Knocking up one of his many slutty daughters it doesn't matter. The punishment is always the same. Normally Iceworlders despise the use of far ranging weapons and prefer the heady excitement of close combat. Imagine the punishment for a young hothead when he's given Heavy Weapons Duty... still, discipline plays a part in the Iceworlder psyche and if he ever wants to be allowed to fight hand to hand ever again then he better get the job done. This Young Offender is armed with the OTR(MkII) Rocket Launcher.

The Warchief Enigma Shroud... (Stubby head lol, but I have two).
IVhorseman wrote:

Enigma shrouds the leader of Ice World, who had disappeared from the original Ice World expedition. His name has been lost in the winds of time, and still he wanders the ruins of the Ice World Research station, perched upon a ruined and crater-marked glacier, slowly encroaching upon it's enemies. Much like a glacier, he travels slowly yet unstoppably towards his opponents. Armed with a suit of wintry powered armour and the Original OTC, he attacks with the ferocity and intensity of a winter blizzard.

looks-wise, I'm imagining it have the old-dude head that came on all the original iceworlders, but with a white aquanauts helmet/armour thing on his head, and of course the orange antennaed visor. As for the power armor, just add some bits to the aquanaut helmet base, since it has attachment points on it for extra parts, and as long as it looks beefy and heavy it's good. The Original OTC should look as old-school as possible. I guess a missile launcher or five wouldn't hurt as well... and machine guns... I guess just lots of guns.

The OT Mega-Heat Cannon: The OT ABS chambers spin as plasma is pumped through, the OT ABS enhances the energy a thousand fold creating super-plasma which is then stored in the main OT Chamber until it is full. At which time a searing line of super-energy is expelled disintegrating anything in it's path. The range however is negligible as the beam quickly loses it's energy. Still this weapon can melt through anything... Any-Thing!

OT Mega-Heat Cannon: Range 12", Use: 4, #Shots: Every other turn. Damage: 10D10 -1D6 per inch (round down) to target, all targets along line are hit.

Krysto Assault Rifle: A sleet of Ice Flechettes spear into foes from this weapon.
Krysto Assault Rifle: Range: 12" Use: 3, #Shots: 1D6/2, Damage: 1D6+3 Special: #Shots roll 1D6 divide by two.

The Ion Hand Cannon: Another monster weapon which fires a blast of diffused Ionised OT particles at an enemy causing explosions. It's not particularly good at defeating armoured targets but handy none the less.

The Ion Hand Cannon: Range: 6" Use: 3, #Shots 1, Damage: 3D6 Special: Area effect 1D6/2" from main target for the same damage. If main target missed roll 2D6" scatter from targets location to find out where the blast went.

The OTC Evisorator, grown purely from OT ABS this weapon will never break and can never be parried. You may be forgiven for thinking this to be the Original OTC, one of the Nine Artifax of pre-Creation but you'd be wrong...

The OTC Evisorator: Melee, Range: 2", Use: 3+, #Shots As unit, Damage: 4D6, Special: May not be parried.

And now lady and gentlemen you are about to be allowed a glimpse of one of the Iceworlders most inner sanctums never before seen by non-Iceworld eyes. The Ice Caves of Creation...

The monument is made from the bones and teeth of the Daemonic Ice Dragons of the Old Times that the Robotic Ice Daemons rode to war.

Proudly the Iceworlders stand in salute as their Warchief passes.

Enigma's face takes on a look of reverence as he approaches the Shrine.

The Gene-Scan confirms his DNA print and unlocks the indestructible OT Stasis Chamber.

As the door opens Enigma stands to the side.

Reaching inside his hand carefully closes around the grip of a weapon.

The Original OTC... looks nothing special, but it's THE Original OTC as forged by the Gods and given to the First Iceworlder to aid them in the War with the Robotic Daemons. It's Ossum needs no frippery, no additions and no modification. IT JUST IS!

Enigma raises high the Artifact of Creation and the Iceworlders seeing the holiest of holy relics go wild roaring their lust for battle!

Only in times of greatest need is the Original OTC ever taken from it's resting place, and a war unlike any other is coming...

Buildings & Structures

2012-09-25T04:13:34Z

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Buildings & Structures
In BrikWars, there is probably nothing more satisfying than witnessing the complete and utter annihilation of a city block. Watching buildings get torn apart by artillery and having snipers fight each other from the rooftops probably has more awesome than anything else. With that in mind the minifigs often construct houses, office buildings, bunkers, and restaurants from which to do battle and to destroy. This page attempts to catalogue some of these structures, classed by the environments in which they are typically constructed.

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‍Atmospheric
[[Airports]]
[[Bunkers]]
[[Castles]]
[[Gas stations]]
[[Hospital 555]]
[[Police stations]]
[[Yellow Castle 375]]

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‍Hostile Environment
Cave Bunkers
[[Moonbases]]
Space Stations
Underwater Installations
[[Asteroid Mining Facility]]

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‍Specialized Rooms
[[Armoury]]
[[Dungeon]]

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‍Pesgores
[[Baseplates]]

Factions & Forces

2012-09-25T04:11:41Z

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Many factions exist in the BrikWars Universe. Some are listed here.

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‍Species & Sub-Species
[[Anoraks]]
[[Bionix]]
[[BlokBots]]
[[Blood Warriors]]
[[BURPman]]
[[TROGDOR]]

•BURPmon
[[Deadly SpaceMan]]
Dinosaurs:

•[[Pegosaurus]]
•[[Raptorjesus]]
•[[Smoking T-Rex]]
Dogs

•[[Cool dog]]
[[Dungan Jaw-Jaw]]

•[[The Cult of Poo on a Stick]]
[[Enormous-head no-limb minifigs]]
[[Grateheads]]
[[Hammerman]]
[[Heroix]]
[[Manly Fuckin' Santa]]
[[Minifigs]]
[[NecroTek]]
[[Peach Mutations]]
[[Proto-figs]]
[[Squidheads]]
[[The Dimmies]]
[[Trolls]]
[[Undead]]
[[DUPLO]]

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‍Dominions & Empires
[[45th Union]]
[[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery]]
[[The Armorian Alliance]]
[[AN]]
[[Anti-Immortal Alliance]]
[[Assyrian Star Empire]]
[[The AstroNuts]]
[[Bavaria]]
[[Brikia]]
[[Brickville Union]]
[[Caspian Empire]]
[[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]]
[[The Britannian League]]
[[The Dracus Empire]]
[[The Empire of Briktopia]]
[[The FELC]]
[[Galatik templars]]
[[GCRAF]]
[[The Great Scythian Empire]]
[[Halkron imperium]]
[[Iceworld]]
[[Immortal Empire]]
[[Inquistadores]]
[[The Kingdom of Avalon]]
[[MAOX]]
[[Military of United Nations (Trattorian Empire)]]
[[The Organization of Lost Dimensions]]
[[Praetorian Empire]]
[[The Republic of Independent Nations (RIN)]]
Stranians
Talon Empire
The Brik End Space Empire(B.E.S.E.)
The Scarlet Maskirovkas
The Silvarian Empire
Tanaris confederacy
The Tyronian Empire
The UMNMN
T.O.R.
United Systems Alliance
Union of Soviet Socialist Space Republics (U.S.S.S.R.)
Vergilius Raskolnikov
The Wanderers
WJEUT
Z.Z.E.S.T.I.
Grimfrost Empire
Vamtopian Star Empire and United Colonies, Regions and States

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‍Renegade Factions
Brik Battalion
The Gamma Corps
Gludavian Raiders
Iceworld
Knights of Awesome
Ninjas
The Order of BoB
Pirates

•Space Pirates
Spacecops
The Metal Warriors
The Shady Mercenaries
Vikings

•Space Vikings
The Vol
Crystalline Rebels
Oknorian Alliance
Mercenaries

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‍SpacePussies
The Allied Nations

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‍Ancient Forces
B. Itch the zombie fighter
Fantoria
Medivo

•Encyclopedia Medivo
Rainbow Knights
Royals
Royal Bloodline Chart

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‍Myriad Factions
DarkTron

•Second DarkTron
•VladTron
Fenian Raiders
Grade Federation
Meibuju Gokan
Space Knights
The Conglomerate of Salt Miners
The Lite Side
The Order
The Red Army
Time-Traveling Super Jews

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‍Starship Civilisations ‍Aennri, the Green Autocracy
Fleyor, the Pink Pansie
Johar, the Yellow Raiders
Kirsiti, the White Knights
Kraan, the Black Empire
Meikon, the Blue Federation
Pantus, the Grey Threat
Rios, the Orange Conspiracy
Setvia, the Red Robot Socialist Republik

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‍Non-Lego Civilisations
1:32 (Airfix) Model Soldiers
Assorted Action Figure Army
CloanBland Alliance
Giant Rogue Pets
NegaBloks
Psionic Chessmen

Factions & Forces

2012-09-25T04:09:37Z

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Many factions exist in the BrikWars Universe. Some are listed here.

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‍Species & Sub-Species
[[Anoraks]]
[[Bionix]]
[[BlokBots]]
[[Blood Warriors]]
[[BURPman]]
[[TROGDOR]]

•BURPmon
[[Deadly SpaceMan]]
Dinosaurs:

•[[Pegosaurus]]
•[[Raptorjesus]]
•[[Smoking T-Rex]]
Dogs

•[[Cool dog]]
[[Dungan Jaw-Jaws]]

•[[The Cult of Poo on a Stick]]
[[Enormous-head no-limb minifigs]]
[[Grateheads]]
[[Hammerman]]
[[Heroix]]
[[Manly Fuckin' Santa]]
[[Minifigs]]
[[NecroTek]]
[[Peach Mutations]]
[[Proto-figs]]
[[Squidheads]]
[[The Dimmies]]
[[Trolls]]
[[Undead]]
[[DUPLO]]

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‍Dominions & Empires
[[45th Union]]
[[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery]]
[[The Armorian Alliance]]
[[AN]]
[[Anti-Immortal Alliance]]
[[Assyrian Star Empire]]
[[The AstroNuts]]
[[Bavaria]]
[[Brikia]]
[[Brickville Union]]
Caspian Empire
Czecho-Slovenian Republik
The Britannian League
The Dracus Empire
The Empire of Briktopia
The FELC
Galatik templars
GCRAF
The Great Scythian Empire
Halkron imperium
Iceworld
Immortal Empire
Inquistadores
The Kingdom of Avalon
MAOX
Military of United Nations (Trattorian Empire)
The Organization of Lost Dimensions
Praetorian Empire
The Republic of Independent Nations (RIN)
Stranians
Talon Empire
The Brik End Space Empire(B.E.S.E.)
The Scarlet Maskirovkas
The Silvarian Empire
Tanaris confederacy
The Tyronian Empire
The UMNMN
T.O.R.
United Systems Alliance
Union of Soviet Socialist Space Republics (U.S.S.S.R.)
Vergilius Raskolnikov
The Wanderers
WJEUT
Z.Z.E.S.T.I.
Grimfrost Empire
Vamtopian Star Empire and United Colonies, Regions and States

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‍Renegade Factions
Brik Battalion
The Gamma Corps
Gludavian Raiders
Iceworld
Knights of Awesome
Ninjas
The Order of BoB
Pirates

•Space Pirates
Spacecops
The Metal Warriors
The Shady Mercenaries
Vikings

•Space Vikings
The Vol
Crystalline Rebels
Oknorian Alliance
Mercenaries

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‍SpacePussies
The Allied Nations

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‍Ancient Forces
B. Itch the zombie fighter
Fantoria
Medivo

•Encyclopedia Medivo
Rainbow Knights
Royals
Royal Bloodline Chart

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‍Myriad Factions
DarkTron

•Second DarkTron
•VladTron
Fenian Raiders
Grade Federation
Meibuju Gokan
Space Knights
The Conglomerate of Salt Miners
The Lite Side
The Order
The Red Army
Time-Traveling Super Jews

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‍Starship Civilisations ‍Aennri, the Green Autocracy
Fleyor, the Pink Pansie
Johar, the Yellow Raiders
Kirsiti, the White Knights
Kraan, the Black Empire
Meikon, the Blue Federation
Pantus, the Grey Threat
Rios, the Orange Conspiracy
Setvia, the Red Robot Socialist Republik

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‍Non-Lego Civilisations
1:32 (Airfix) Model Soldiers
Assorted Action Figure Army
CloanBland Alliance
Giant Rogue Pets
NegaBloks
Psionic Chessmen

Warring Dread Pirate Two-By-two

2012-09-25T04:04:12Z

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The Warring Dread Pirate 2-By-2 is a religion believed by many agressive countries. The holy book the Dreaddeath is a tome containing the Creation of all minifig-kind and also containing the instruction to war

Extract of the Book of Deadly Creation:
( Beginning is same as Dread Pirate 2-By 2 Tome)

He then created 2 Leaders: Cayne and Aible. Cayne was one of the original rulers of the Castle theme. Aible was an original Leader of the DSM. Cayne and Aible were good friends. Our Creator was bored. Did he miss watching the Season Finale of Lost just to see unity and Bromance? He was angry. Using his uber awesomeness, he turned Canye's mind into his bitch. Using Cayne, he struck down Aible while Aible was in the fields taking a dump. Conflicts soon were created and fighting broke out. He was pleased.

Space Communism

2012-09-25T04:03:33Z

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Space Communism is the form of space government and mentality where ownership of property is in the hands of the government and all are supposedly equal. RoboLenin is the current head of the Space Communist party, running the Union of Soviet Socialist Space Republics (U.S.S.S.R.).

Science

2012-09-25T04:03:01Z

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(noun)
1. The grim and sadistic process of destroying something (or someone) in order to gain a perverse pleasure from viewing the object being annihilated. It can thus be likened to war, except usually the object of examination isn't capable of fighting back. The Scientist might also learn something in the process.

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A Deadly Space Man performs horrible experiments on CLOan ABS.
Modern Science
Today, Science is practiced by all major factions. It is a major form of entertainment for the techno-nerds of the population and sometimes leads to the development of new weapons, as was the case with Clone Orange Transparent. Modern Science came about with the culmination of the indescribably horrible events that took place at Hospital 555 in G.R. 1,976. The Deadly Spaceman who was created there realized that he was subject of one of the most awesomely horrific experiments ever performed, and that was sweet. So he passed this insane desire on to his brethren who have been performing Science ever since.

Raptor Jesus

2012-09-25T04:02:12Z

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The Faith of Raptor Jesus is one that was founded by Natalya and consists of the facts that a raptor-headed Jesus came down to the Forum, taught many parables and lessons, mostly involving small children being eaten or at least dismembered. Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins Over 9000 years ago. He later was resurrected in the 2,000th G.R. with the Dino Island sets, but later died once more. It was He that told us that the Long Cat was Long, and that we might all find love in Mudkips. The disciples Popchik and Lt. Obvious were some of the first to accept His teachings, yet in the very same thread, The Honorable Leprechaun reveled himself as the Anti-V. mongoliensis, or the Anti-Raptor and is the archenemies of all that is His.

Raptor Jesus
During the 1,993rd G.R.a propaganda movie was made, which converted many youths to the Raptor Jesus faith. Previously, Raptor Jesus had only been popular among paleontheologists.

Natalya vehemently maintains that Raptor Jesus does not contradict the teachings of Triangleism, but rather that he completes it with his carnivorous presence.

People of Importance
Raptor Jesus
Natalya the Prophet
Disciple Popchik
Disciple ltobvious
The Anti-V. Mongoliensis: Leprechaun

Other Religions

2012-09-25T04:00:39Z

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First Universal Church of Explosions

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Folowers of the first national church of explosions or the FUnCE (pronounced "funky") believe it is their sacred duty to smite all in their path. This is the most common religion of the Brikwars universe, as all minifigs abhor peace.

‍The Cult of BrikThulhu

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Brain Separator
The overriding goal of the BrikThulhu cult is the reversal of the natural order. As such, they violently oppose any form of standardized organization, except when they embrace

BrikThulhu Instructions
it in order to violate the rule of violently opposing any form of standard organization. It's impossible to predict the behavior, tactics, or motivations of any one cultic group as compared to another.

Independent BrikThulhu-affiliated minifig cults operate under a variety of symbols.

The Oktopustika represents the ultimate antithesis of all that is good, natural, and true.

The BrikThulhu Pyramid is composed of 09 rows of 37 bricks, 0937 being a holy number to BrikThulhu's cult.

The image embossed on the 37-eyed Seal of BrikThulhu is of the Brain Separator, the iconic tool of
BrikThulhu cultists.

The Necronobrikon is the legendary tome of Brikthulhu, and sacred to his cultists.

‍Dice Worship and the Cult of the Player

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The mathematically-impossible Dodekube is the icon of the dice-worshippers, who believe that logic is an illusion and that the universe is built up of nothing more than the cosmic dice rolls of disinterested gods. The belief arises from the fact that even the most sober and rational minifigs sometimes find themselves able to "see the dice."

Followers of dice worship are allways looking for cover as they believe life is entirely random and that at anytime a few chunks af ABS could smack them to the ground. Although this does sometimes happen, it is a very rare occurance.

‍Humanati

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The Humanati worship humans directly, and are believed to be an offshoot of the Cult of the Player. They are still very new, but they domake sacrifices all the time in order to get the gods to notice them. They are expanding, so more of them should appear, but they will most likely remain mediocore when compared to the Brikthulu and Great Mason worshippers.

‍BrickMasons and The Great Builder

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The Cthu-Lhuminati infiltrate all significant institutions in the BrikWars universe through their fraternal front organization, the BrickMasons, seeking the forbidden technology and occult knowledge that will one day allow the minifigs to rise up and disassemble Humans in a terrifying Octopocalypse.

Although a seemingly innocuous fraternal organization at the lower levels, the upper BrickMason echelons practice occult rituals based on belief in a supernatural Human known as the Great Builder. The Great Builder is who hath created all the planets, and all the MOCs within them. Mid-level BrickMasons are his followers, who attempt to follow in his footsteps. Being pacifists, worshippers of the Great Builder have many rescources to spend on erecting magnificent cities and MOCs wherever they are found.

Upper-Level BrickMasons are actually members of the Cthu-Lhuminati, and they seek to discover the nature of an Even Greater Builder who constructed Humans, so they might learn his secrets and disassemble the Great Builder. To do this, they spend a great deal of time and resources organizing conspiracies to destroy all the varied and glorious creations of mid-level BrickMasons in the most spectacular fashion, to maintain their control of society and to learn the secrets that can be gained from fantastic acts of gratuitous destruction.

‍Dungan Shrines

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The tripartite Troika symbolizes Construction, Disassembly, and "Mu" - Mu being an expression of the falsehood of the other two categories. The more one studies the three parts, the more the meanings reverse, until an infinite regression of self-contradiction leaves the viewer freed of the burden of conscious knowledge. It is often associated with the regenerative powers of the Dungan Jaw-Jaws.

Dungan worshippers believe that by becoming more like the Dungans, they can gain the foul creatures' regenerative powers, allowing them to heal injuries or perform regenerative magic upon such things as broken castles or sports cars. Their primary goal is to bring themselves to a transcendental state of consciousness through various means of deliberate self-infection with Dungan venom or other bodily fluids, or through the worship and consumption of sewage.

‍Dimmy Meditation and Mystical Juniorism

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Minifig Dimmies, uniformed in the T-shirts and baseball caps of the human fratboys they seek to emulate, destroy quality construction wherever they find it; gradually turning the Lego world into an endless waste of shoddily-assembled piles of random elements. This is viewed as the ultimate escape from the materialism, desire, standards, and expectations of minifig society. This Mystical Juniorism is sometimes seen as an attractive option by minifigs who have become depressed by Critical Failure during a crucial opportunity for righteous destruction.

‍Triangleism

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See Geometric Cult of Doom for details

‍Reference: http://www.mikerayhawk.com/brikthulhu.htm

‍Volse gods

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Volse Gods are the pantheon worshiped by the Vol
there are nine gods in the pantheon;

‍And
The all-father, and god of military service and marriage. Husband of Jimelya.

‍Tuefish
The Volse god of war and keeper of Volhall, the hall of the glorious slain, and where every Vol soldier strives to spend eternity.

‍Samn
The god of fire and cunning, he is a brilliant tactician, but is also a troublemaker, causing almost as many problems as he solves.

‍Sakyrja
The god of deception, music and skaldic poetry. Husband of Aljs.

‍Jo
The god of summer, crops and inventions, he taught the Vol to make and use their heavy armor, he was killed by Samn, who dared him to make a suit of armor with no weak points, then used plasma to melt the suit into a solid piece, suffocating Jo.

‍Tesli
The god of science and energy, Tesli gave the Vol vehicles and taught them how to harvest energy from the core of a star. Husband of Ada.

‍Ada
The goddess of technology, mathematics, writing and computers, she carved runes into Tesli's machines, which brought them to life and told them how to behave. Wife of Tesli.

‍Jimelya
The Goddess of celebration and mead. Wife of And.

‍Aljs
The Goddess of death, necromancy and the underworld, Hel. Wife of Sakyrja.

Invisible Pink Unicorn

2012-09-25T04:00:02Z

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The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the only true god in the eyes of The Dracus Empire. It is often believed that there are several
Her Holy Hoofness

Invisible Pink Unicorns in the Universe, but no one can really be sure due to them being invisible.

"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them."

Order Against Trianglism

2012-09-25T03:59:14Z

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History:
The Order, as it is commonly referred to, was born from the derailed ashes of the then 107-page King of The Hill thread, and was born exactly at 6:27 PM, GMT, August 18th, in the G.R. 2,009. It was founded by Leprechaun, Massam, and Warhead after finding a lack of anything else to fight over. As of 2:03 AM, GMT, August 21st, they had derailed four topics and the Order's ranks had swelled to 8, possibly 10, rivaling that of the trianglists. Their warcry/motto [which can (and SHOULD) be found in the sig of any of the members] is as follows: "Triangalism! What's the fuckin' point!" This noble order also is not shy about front stabbing triangleists such as the Assyrians.

The list of Members, as of 2:00 AM, GMT, August 21st
Massam (Founder)
Warhead (Founder)
Leprechaun (Founder)
Ltobvious
Greenkey
James+Burgundy
Tahthing
Elmagnifico
The List of Possible Members, as of 2:00 AM, GMT, August 21st
Benkim123
Rody
Nutsoftheloom

Their Enemies, as of 1:42 AM, GMT, August 21st
MuffinMan
MagicSoap (or midgit-soup to use)
Natalya

Criticism:
Critics of The Order namely make the observation that it's just a bunch of newbs, pointing out the inclusion of J+B in its' ranks.
But they have retorted saying, "At least we"re not a bunch of Jaw-Jaws and Dimmies."

Not to be confused with the Order , a more ancient force dedicated to smashing Nega-Blox and anything remotely resembling it.

Triangeli Code

2012-09-25T03:58:24Z

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The Triangeli Code is belived by some triangleists to be the ultimate idea in the universe. It is a complex sequence of impossible algebra and trigonometry infused with trans-universal code. According to the legends passed down through the ages, the entire code is the single defining logic that undoubtedly links all of existence with the holy shape, and in its wake it is believed that even the most heretical nonbeliever will believe.

Some small fragments have been purportedly discovered in ancient Trianglist scriptures, and some conjecture that the entire code may be cleverly hidden in their wise words somewhere. What has been discovered are powerful and important trigonometrical equation, previously unthought of by mathematicians anywhere. In the right hands, these functions can change small amounts of matter into its fundamental triangle structure. An entire line of the code is believed to be able to destroy planets by reducing them to their component triangular pyramidal atomic structres, and the entire code's strength can hardly be concieved of by any but the most devout triangleist.

Triangulism

2012-09-25T03:57:59Z

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All the retards of the Brikwars universe have recently banded together in shape worship, the most popular of which is belief in The Great Triangle. This brikfaith was created by The Mighty Pesgores of Lisboa in the 2,007th galactik revolution. It is based off of a belief introduced to the galaxy by the one known only as The Wizard. He has since then denounced the faith, but avid followers now see The Mighty Pesgores as the patron of all insanity, and thusly follow blindly. These people are known as Triangleists. Followers of The Great Triangle can be distinguished from the followers of the other brikfaiths by several unique factors:

1. Over analysis of all things in order to prove that The Great Triangle relates to all. This includes using advanced geometric equations to link things such as 'Nuklear Missiles' and 'The Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand in Austria by the Austrian Underground in 1914' to the mystical three sided shape.
2. Overuse of the phrase 'Triangle Job'. This saying, a holy one for The Great Triangle's followers, usually means 'Good Job' or 'WTF was that' or 'Cool', but it's meaning varies from person to person.
3. Belief that The Great Triangle is greater than all other silly beliefs; because it is.

As this is a far worse abomination than dimmies, jaw-jaws, negablox and peaches combined any sane minifig must attack the blabbering idiots on sight or forever be shunned by his friends for seeing such an evil thing but not destroying it. Needless to say, armies led by a believer of The Great Triangle tend to be made up of fanatical cultists that despise all other brikfaiths. All Triangleists must attack anything represented to be religious or religion.

Despite their opposition to religion in its usual forms, Triangleist mystics believe in an elaborate secret order and geometry to the universe. In the Triangleist belief system, the powerful forces that advance the cause of this geometry are represented by a host of Angles, Archangles, and Triangles according to their strength and authority. A corrupted Angle that tries to hinder and sabotage the Great Triangle is known as a Demno or an Archdemno. Or, in its most vile and perveted form, a Randemno. The phrase "Randemno Job" is the worst curse and foulest insult conceivable to the Triangleist mind.

Triangleists created the Bermuda Triangle to show their power to the world. A passenger of Flight 19 hated Geometry and so, the Triangleism. To punish him, the whole plane was taken and melted.

See also:
Triangeli Code

Higher Stations:

▲ POPE:
The role of ▲ Pope is that of the head of the church. He leads the few organized actions of the Triangleists; namely crusades and mathematical masses. The current, and as of yet, only ▲ Pope is The Mighty Pesgores of Lisboa, also the founder of the faith. He preaches mathematical logic, belief in the interconnectedness of all with the triangle, and chaos. His youthful spirit stands as a burning symbol of Triangleism everywhere.

▲ CARDINAL:
The ▲ Cardinals are a mysterious caste of Triangleists who embrace their beliefs even more than the average Triangleist. Little is know of their activities by the leymen, but they are most infamous for their direct leadership of the numerous crusades and mass conversions as directed by the ▲ Pope. Chief among the ▲ Cardinals is the Great Ahp77 of Roblox who is renowned for his quick wrath against all who speak ill of Triangleism.

▲ CURSER OF DOOM: Unfilled
The ▲ Curser of Doom is a rare title bestowed directly by the ▲ Pope upon the most powerful allies of the Triangleist movement. These proud warriors are the knights of the crusade, often acting as high ranking officers in the Triangleist Guard.

▲ GEOMETRICAL ADVISOR: The Good Ace121 of behind you
▲ Geometrical Advisor is a unique though entirely honorary rank held by the Good Ace121 of Behind Yoo. His powers amongst other Triangleists are nothing in particular, but as an appointee of the ▲ Pope himself, he has great sway amongst the masses from the background. His chief duty is to discover and unravel the Triangeli Code through which the ▲ Pope may bring about the nerging of the Great Triangle and the crushing of all foes. This research has kept Ace121 busy for an extended length of time, keeping him away from the civilised world often in search of clues of the answer.

Enemies of the Church: (These people have taken extreme offense to the church):
Silvadream the Wicked.
Jifel the Wicked.
J+B the N00b.
Tahthing the Wicked.
And all the un-holy anti triangleists. ("wait dosent that mean im a double enemy"-tahthing)

The ▲ Pope has personally funded a reward of §100,000,000.99 for the capture of these thought criminals.
‍

Triangleists:
Natalya the Holy
Pesgores the Mighty
Ahp77 the Great
Ace121 the Good
Ranger S2H the Holy
Robot Monkey the Epic
Predator the Good
Others not listed

Hail the ▲, for It controls your every single step.

Also: Newfags can't Triforce:
▲
▲ ▲

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See Also:
Raptor Jesus
Crateism

The Followers of BoB

2012-09-25T03:56:35Z

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The Followers of BoB are a hidden cult which has suddenly uncovered itself to the universe's eye. As their name suggests, they follow the omnipotent god BoB, God of Slaughter, Power, and Ketchup. BoB was first revealed by the Apellius and shortly thereafter BoB spoke to the People of his coming through Warhead, "And it was spoken onto the riotous that HE who cometh shall be named Bobby, the Jobby, and he shall be known unto The People by his rim on a stick and the ketchup dispenser of redness that he shall hold. And the people rejoiced." A number of powerful inhabitants are said to praise the Bob. It has been said of Bob by the Silvadreamer, "BoB is the lord of all men, conqueror of all galaxies and the greatest warrior in the universe." Lastly, it has been said that the BoB can cause insanity in people using his eyes, and his inability to have a picture taken without it being slightly out of focus, "Oh come on he's not... Oh my god. Oh My God. Those beady little eyes! WHY WON'T THEY STOP?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
And the priests of BoB shall be called Bobbies (the wording in the scriptures here is a little vague, it might be that BoB spelled it with one less "b" but an additional "o". He was very clear that they should follow him everywhere.) and they should bounce in rejoicment whenever BoB is near. The only two enemies of BoB are Jimmy and the Tyronians.

It is customary for Bobbies to wear red hedgear and dress to remind every follower of the holy ketchup, and the more devout hides their yellow faces and hands as not to liken to mustard in any way and therefore not attract jimmy and his followers.

It has since become apparent that BoB is the true Messiah of the Dimmies sent to unite them and lead themto war. Dimmies from all across the Brikverse flock to BoB and pledging their total allegiance. A vast army is amassing and it is predicted that shortly mayhem shall ensue.

Dread Pirate Two-By-Two

2012-09-25T03:54:50Z

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In the beginning, The Dread Pirate 2x2 created the Baseplates. Now the Baseplates were flat and empty, and forged of the finest ABS plastic. And the Dread Pirate 2x2 said, "Let there be studs!" And there were studs. And the Dread Pirate 2x2 saw that they were good.

And the Dread Pirate 2x2 said "Let there be Space! And let there also be Castle, and let Space and Castle be the greatest of the themes! Let each of them bear Minifigs, so that one day brave heroes will arise that they may wage glorious battle on the Baseplates that I have made!" And it was so.

And The Dread Pirate 2x2 made the multitudes of Minifigs that would roam the Baseplates, and He made vast kingdoms for them to live in. And they were awesome. And He saw that they were awesome, and there was much rejoicing.

And He said "I will take all of my creations and separate them according to their kinds, and place them in bags. And the bags I will place in cardboard boxes, and the boxes I will call Sets. And the Sets will be far too expensive, and no Wal Mart from this day forth shall have them." And He cursed the Wal Marts, and the ground shook their very foundations, and the Wal Mart customers trembled with fear, and there was terror in their hearts, and the sentence continued to run on.

And finally, the Dread Pirate 2x2 said "Let there be the Deadly Spacemen. And it is he that shall rule over the Baseplates and the Sets and the great armies of Minifigs that I have made, and never shall there be a Stat Card of him." And the Dread Pirate 2x2 saw what He had made. And it was good.

Oktopustika

2012-09-25T03:54:01Z

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Those members of the Brikthulhu cult who have a strong belief that all of the peach scum must be exterminated in the most painful and humiliating way possible operate under the oktopustika. The Oktopustika represents the ultimate antithesis of all that is good, natural, and true; in a more specific sense it represents one guy: Shaun "Soulless" Sullivan. It has been known to be closely related to the Space-Nazi faction, which
uses the Oktopustika talisman to incite hatred towards all forms of minority groups in the minds of all who look upon it. It has recently been acquired by Piltogg.

Inhabitants of the Universe

2012-09-25T03:52:19Z

Sircheese: /* n00bs: */

Various notable people around the brik-verse and far-ums. This page let's you get to know them.

//(at least one red link is in each category to let you get the idea of who belongs in which category).

==Legends and Archetypes:==

-[[Natalya]]

-[[Rayhawk]]

-[[Warhead]]

==Warriors of the Line:==

-[[Apollyon]]

-[[Bragallot]]

-[[Pesgores]]

-[[Ross Varn]]

-[[Shadowscythe]]

-[[Silent-Sigfig]]

-[[Sjosten]]

-[[Semaj Nagirrac]]

==Borderline Quality:==

-[[SnakeMittens]]

-[[Whiteeagle]]

==n00bs:==

-[[solvess]]

==Rejected:==

-[[PedoNuker]]

-[[silvadream]]

Inhabitants of the Universe

2012-09-25T03:51:40Z

Sircheese: /* n00bs: */

Important Stuff to Do

2012-09-23T01:40:33Z

Sircheese:

Alright guys, we're migrating over to the new wiki because Mr. Overlord wants us to. Obviously, there are a few absolutely essential pages we will need if we want a successful wiki, so:

- Obviously we should get rid of all the red links in navigation so we have somewhere to start.

- [[Inhabitants of the Galaxy]], obviously we should get most of the "Old Guard" and famous people on there, here's a few off the top of my head: [[Rayhawk]], [[IVHorseman]], [[Almighty Benny]], [[Warhead]], [[Silverdream]], [[Rocc77]], [[Tuefish]], [[PedoNuker]], [[Blitzen]], [[BFenix]], [[Zahru]], [[Piltogg]], [[Shadowscythe]], [[aoffan23]], [[Assterios]], [[Elmagnifico]], [[James+Burgundy]], [[Tzan]] etc.

- [[Civilizations]] has already been established, yay, but obviously we need a few more big players. Some major empires that we must absolutely have wiki pages for: [[Immortal Empire]], [[Assyrian Star Empire]], [[45th Union]], [[Allied Nations]], [[Third Alliance]], [[United Systems Alliance]], [[The Synthetic Organic Coalition]], [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery]], [[Union of Soviet Socialist Space Republiks (U.S.S.S.R)]], [[The VOL]], [[Space Ninjas]] and [[Space Pirates]], [[Lite-Siders]], [[Time-Traveling Super Jews]], [[Medivo]], [[FELC]], [[Republic of Independent Nations]]

- [[Vehicles and Machines]]: General articles about [[SHIP]]s, [[Armored Car]]s, [[Armored Core]]s, [[Dreadnought]]s and [[Super Death Tank]]s would be nice. Also, we need to import the LDD microspace table over here.

- [[Weapons and Teknology]]:Since they're so common, I think we could use a page of stats of [[Assyrian Weaponry]].

- [[Tactics and Strategy]]: Article about [[Turtling]].

- [[History and Chronology]]: [[Triangulism- FoBoB War]], [[Immortal War]], [[Allied Nations- Third Alliance War]], [[Space Wars]]. In particular, a list of battles for each, and [[The Assyrian Incident]] under the Immortal War. Description of [[Ragnablok]].

- [[Religions and Theology]]: [[Triangulism]], [[FoBoB]], [[Universal Church of Explosions]], [[Invisible Pink Unicorn]], [[Raptor Jesus]], [[Dice Cults]]. Also, add Brikthulu and 2 by 2 to directory page.

- [[Places and Locations]]: LOL I dunno. Maybe [[Iceworld]]

- [[Buildings and Structures]]: [[Death Wall]]

- [[Literature]]: [[The Scythian Shorts]], [[Brikwars: A Book]] (aka the stupid comics that feature Tzan in the last panel), [[Death of the Alliance]]

- [[Gaming]]: ???

- [[/b/]]: This page, along with any sort of wiki administration pages.

- [[Brikwars Chat]]: [[Brikwars Chat]]. That should explain itself.

You can delete stuff here (except the directory pages) when they turn blue.

[[Battle Reports]]: Add your battle reports to the list.

Anorak

2012-09-23T01:39:41Z

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The epitome of all evil in the Brikwars universe, Anoraks are dedicated to all things awful, lame, manipulative and worst of all, boring.

Anoraks are basically a variety of rules lawyer that dwell in feeding upon the anguish of other players trying to have fun playing Brikwars. They will use the great weapons of Brikwars, the many editions of rules and custom making clauses, as terrible weapons against not only enemy minifigs but also enemy players. You can expect an Anorak to insist that HIS interpretation of the rules is the correct one, regardless how obscure, outdated or stupid said ruleset IS.

There is a fine line between Anoraks and idiots. The idiot is annoying by nature with little capacity for self-control, while the Anorak actively chooses to be a spoilsport, making him a far more horrid variety of evil.

Notice that most people considering The Nuklear Option are often categorized as Anoraks, and it is not considered poor taste to mention the fact to anyone attempting to unleash Armageddon on the field with any conception of their own victory involved.

Humans

2012-09-23T01:23:59Z

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Humans are beings known only by myth and legend in the BrikWars universe. It is said that they exist outside the time-space continuum, and can use their godlike powers to interfere at any place or moment, bound only by the great Galactik Revolutions. The exact level of the humans' influence on the universe is debated. Some believe humans are in complete control of everything that happens, others think they follow the decisions of the Cosmic Dice. The most popular theory is that the humans and the Cosmic Dice rule together, linked by a substance called "fudge".

According to popular belief, some inhabitants of the universe are unknowing avatars of humans.

Some Minifigs have been known to worship the Humans. Some go a little overboard.

Dungan Jaw-Jaw

2012-09-23T01:22:27Z

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Dungan Jaw-Jaws are among the most savage and disgusting creatures in the BrikVerse, striking terror into the hearts of all minifigs (except for dimmies, who are too dumb to be scared). Apart from their monstrous heads, their slimy, rubbery bodies are roughly minifig-shaped, but otherwise they seem to be some devolved cross between toads, leeches, and lamprey eels. It's unclear whether they are the result of a magickal experiment gone wrong, some kind of transporter accident in a rotting swamp, or monstrosities created by BrikThulhu in order to troll minifig-kind.

Jaw-Jaws are coprophages, feeding exclusively on excrement. Encountered rarely in the wild, their hunger for raw sewage draws them into metropolitan sewers where they build great nests of detritus and debris, sometimes breeding massive infestations if not exterminated quickly. They can be drawn out by the scent of a live shitgoat, which they find irresistible.

Although Jaw-Jaws prefer the waste products of other creatures, they can survive on their own by-products for weeks at a time if necessary. They are capable of regenerating limbs and heads over time unless the bodies are burned. If kept away from sewage and moisture, Jaw-Jaws will eventually dehydrate, drying up like sponges. Although they appear to be dead, they can be reactivated years or even centuries later by just adding water.

Although Jaw-Jaws don't eat the flesh of minifigs, they have a poisonous bite that paralyzes its victims over time, allowing the creature to latch onto their helpless bodies with its lamprey-like mouth and parasitically suck out the intestinal contents.

Dungan warriors smear themselves with war poo

Larger Jaw-Jaw infestations show evidence of Dungan poop-worshipping religious practices, gathering in orgiastic rituals to worship poo crucified on a stick. This crucifix serves the Dungans as both an object of reverence and a deadly weapon, and they attribute their regenerative abilities to the Poo's messianic powers and omnipresence.

Hieroglyphic writing smeared on the sewer walls is consistent between nests, serving as communal transcriptions of the Dungan holy scriptures. A translated screenplay adaptation of these hieroglyphs resulted in the brief but unexpectedly successful Dungan cult film, "Two Girls One Cup."

The Jaw-Jaws were almost wiped out in the First Space War.

Nuklear Option

2012-09-23T01:19:41Z

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Many civilizations in the BrikWars universe possess the technology to create weapons that can blow up entire cities, battlefields, or even planets. This is known as the Nuklear Option. It is very rarely used, however, for two reasons. Firstly, blowing up the enemy army instead of fighting it is considered boring, cowardly, and generally anorakish. Secondly, a nuke rarely kills everyone caught in the explosion, instead turning them into mutants or badass post-apocalypse warriors. Nukes see some use, however, in the creation of cool nuklear wasteland battlefields.

Important Stuff to Do

2012-09-23T01:17:51Z

Sircheese:

Alright guys, we're migrating over to the new wiki because Mr. Overlord wants us to. Obviously, there are a few absolutely essential pages we will need if we want a successful wiki, so:

- Obviously we should get rid of all the red links in navigation so we have somewhere to start.

- [[Inhabitants of the Galaxy]], obviously we should get most of the "Old Guard" and famous people on there, here's a few off the top of my head: [[Rayhawk]], [[IVHorseman]], [[Almighty Benny]], [[Warhead]], [[Silverdream]], [[Rocc77]], [[Tuefish]], [[PedoNuker]], [[Blitzen]], [[BFenix]], [[Zahru]], [[Piltogg]], [[Shadowscythe]], [[aoffan23]], [[Assterios]], [[Elmagnifico]], [[James+Burgundy]], [[Tzan]] etc.

- [[Civilizations]] has already been established, yay, but obviously we need a few more big players. Some major empires that we must absolutely have wiki pages for: [[Immortal Empire]], [[Assyrian Star Empire]], [[45th Union]], [[Allied Nations]], [[Third Alliance]], [[United Systems Alliance]], [[The Synthetic Organic Coalition]], [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery]], [[Union of Soviet Socialist Space Republiks (U.S.S.S.R)]], [[The VOL]], [[Space Ninjas]] and [[Space Pirates]], [[Lite-Siders]], [[Time-Traveling Super Jews]], [[Medivo]], [[FELC]], [[Republic of Independent Nations]]

- [[Vehicles and Machines]]: General articles about [[SHIP]]s, [[Armored Car]]s, [[Armored Core]]s, [[Dreadnought]]s and [[Super Death Tank]]s would be nice. Also, we need to import the LDD microspace table over here.

- [[Weapons and Teknology]]:Since they're so common, I think we could use a page of stats of [[Assyrian Weaponry]].

- [[Tactics and Strategy]]: Article about [[Turtling]] and [[Anorak]]s.

- [[History and Chronology]]: [[Triangulism- FoBoB War]], [[Immortal War]], [[Allied Nations- Third Alliance War]], [[Space Wars]]. In particular, a list of battles for each, and [[The Assyrian Incident]] under the Immortal War. Description of [[Ragnablok]].

- [[Religions and Theology]]: [[Triangulism]], [[FoBoB]], [[Universal Church of Explosions]], [[Invisible Pink Unicorn]], [[Raptor Jesus]], [[Dice Cults]]. Also, add Brikthulu and 2 by 2 to directory page.

- [[Places and Locations]]: LOL I dunno. Maybe [[Iceworld]]

- [[Buildings and Structures]]: [[Death Wall]]

- [[Literature]]: [[The Scythian Shorts]], [[Brikwars: A Book]] (aka the stupid comics that feature Tzan in the last panel), [[Death of the Alliance]]

- [[Gaming]]: ???

- [[/b/]]: This page, along with any sort of wiki administration pages.

- [[Brikwars Chat]]: [[Brikwars Chat]]. That should explain itself.

You can delete stuff here (except the directory pages) when they turn blue.

[[Battle Reports]]: Add your battle reports to the list.

Dimmies

2012-09-23T01:17:23Z

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Minifig Dimmies, uniformed in the T-shirts and baseball caps of the human fratboys they seek to emulate, destroy quality construction wherever they find it; gradually turning the Lego world into an endless waste of shoddily-assembled piles of random elements. This is viewed as the ultimate escape from the materialism, desire, standards, and expectations of minifig society. This Mystical Juniorism is sometimes seen as an attractive option by minifigs who have become depressed by Critical Failure during a crucial opportunity for righteous destruction.

True Dimmies where created by an adjunct professor named Cypher in the Myjstik Mountain Time Lab in G.R. 1,996, using Negaverse radiation to transform innocent minifigs who had been unwittingly exposed to Nega genetiks deep in the past. Their particular mutation is one of very few that have been known to form a growth on the head known as a noze. Dimmies can never sleep but can still get tired thus in order to keep awake they destroy all the trappings of civilization in their way.

Minifigs wishing to join in with the Dimmies must complete the four tasks of mayhem before they will be mutated in the ABS surgical chambers and become half dimmies, the hapless foot soldiers of their pure blooded masters.

Dimmies, despite appearances, are not Undead, since even re-animated skeletons have more brains than they do. (They are a lesser subtype known as "scum of the earth", a position they share with Jaw-Jaws and Nega-Blokians.)

It has since become apparent that BoB is the true Messiah of all the Dimmies sent to unite them and lead them to war. Dimmies from all across the Brikverse flock to BoB and pledging their total allegiance. A vast army is amassing and it is predicted that shortly mayhem shall ensue.

Important Stuff to Do

2012-09-23T01:13:53Z

Sircheese:

Alright guys, we're migrating over to the new wiki because Mr. Overlord wants us to. Obviously, there are a few absolutely essential pages we will need if we want a successful wiki, so:

- Obviously we should get rid of all the red links in navigation so we have somewhere to start.

- For [[Brikwars Universe]], we should get [[Dimmies]].

- [[Inhabitants of the Galaxy]], obviously we should get most of the "Old Guard" and famous people on there, here's a few off the top of my head: [[Rayhawk]], [[IVHorseman]], [[Almighty Benny]], [[Warhead]], [[Silverdream]], [[Rocc77]], [[Tuefish]], [[PedoNuker]], [[Blitzen]], [[BFenix]], [[Zahru]], [[Piltogg]], [[Shadowscythe]], [[aoffan23]], [[Assterios]], [[Elmagnifico]], [[James+Burgundy]], [[Tzan]] etc.

- [[Civilizations]] has already been established, yay, but obviously we need a few more big players. Some major empires that we must absolutely have wiki pages for: [[Immortal Empire]], [[Assyrian Star Empire]], [[45th Union]], [[Allied Nations]], [[Third Alliance]], [[United Systems Alliance]], [[The Synthetic Organic Coalition]], [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery]], [[Union of Soviet Socialist Space Republiks (U.S.S.S.R)]], [[The VOL]], [[Space Ninjas]] and [[Space Pirates]], [[Lite-Siders]], [[Time-Traveling Super Jews]], [[Medivo]], [[FELC]], [[Republic of Independent Nations]]

- [[Vehicles and Machines]]: General articles about [[SHIP]]s, [[Armored Car]]s, [[Armored Core]]s, [[Dreadnought]]s and [[Super Death Tank]]s would be nice. Also, we need to import the LDD microspace table over here.

- [[Weapons and Teknology]]:Since they're so common, I think we could use a page of stats of [[Assyrian Weaponry]].

- [[Tactics and Strategy]]: Article about [[Turtling]] and [[Anorak]]s.

- [[History and Chronology]]: [[Triangulism- FoBoB War]], [[Immortal War]], [[Allied Nations- Third Alliance War]], [[Space Wars]]. In particular, a list of battles for each, and [[The Assyrian Incident]] under the Immortal War. Description of [[Ragnablok]].

- [[Religions and Theology]]: [[Triangulism]], [[FoBoB]], [[Universal Church of Explosions]], [[Invisible Pink Unicorn]], [[Raptor Jesus]], [[Dice Cults]]. Also, add Brikthulu and 2 by 2 to directory page.

- [[Places and Locations]]: LOL I dunno. Maybe [[Iceworld]]

- [[Buildings and Structures]]: [[Death Wall]]

- [[Literature]]: [[The Scythian Shorts]], [[Brikwars: A Book]] (aka the stupid comics that feature Tzan in the last panel), [[Death of the Alliance]]

- [[Gaming]]: ???

- [[/b/]]: This page, along with any sort of wiki administration pages.

- [[Brikwars Chat]]: [[Brikwars Chat]]. That should explain itself.

You can delete stuff here (except the directory pages) when they turn blue.

[[Battle Reports]]: Add your battle reports to the list.

Nova Sword

2012-09-23T01:10:59Z

Sircheese: Nova Swords and The Pulsar

NOVA SWORDS AND THE PULSAR

Involving the containment and concentration of star matter in a melee weapon makes the Nova Sword is a very powerful weapon. The SuperJews are the original inventers of this weapon and therefore at the cutting edge (haha) of all Nova Sword Industry.

The Zenith of this tech is a mindboggolingly rare Flaming OT Nova Sword called The Pulsar. The Immortals had been secretly helping with Nova Sword R+D and with the aid of their Blackhole Technologies and early experimentation in the new (to the Immortals) Brikverse Tech Orange Transparent ABS they combined the OT-ABS with a Star before collapsing it to a flaming core and containing it in a weapon. The Pulsar. There are only two Pulsars existence, one rests in the hands of the MasterJew and the other was gifted to the Immortal Emperor when the SuperJews agreed to an alliance.

The Time Travelling Super Jews are aware that various other races have begun to copy this tech but research has shown that these copies are inferior and prone to core instability and being brittle in extreme combat. Entire worlds have subsequently been lost as the result of an unstable Nova Sword breaking and other Empires have found themselves bankrupt after expending all available resources in the making of this extremely expensive weapon.

Nova Sword: Range: 1" Use: 3, #Shots: 1 + defence, Damage: 3D6, Special: May absorb any and all ranged or melee attack made against this mini-fig on a 4+

The Pulsar: Range: 2" melee 6" ranged Use: 3, #Shots: 2 + Defence, Damage: Melee 3D10 or ranged attack. 3D6 plasma damage 1st turn and 2D6 flame damage 2nd turn, Special: May absorb any and all ranged or melee attack made against this mini-fig on a 4+.

Important Stuff to Do

2012-09-23T01:09:04Z

Sircheese:

Alright guys, we're migrating over to the new wiki because Mr. Overlord wants us to. Obviously, there are a few absolutely essential pages we will need if we want a successful wiki, so:

- Obviously we should get rid of all the red links in navigation so we have somewhere to start.

- For [[Brikwars Universe]], we should get [[Dimmies]].

- [[Inhabitants of the Galaxy]], obviously we should get most of the "Old Guard" and famous people on there, here's a few off the top of my head: [[Rayhawk]], [[IVHorseman]], [[Almighty Benny]], [[Warhead]], [[Silverdream]], [[Rocc77]], [[Tuefish]], [[PedoNuker]], [[Blitzen]], [[BFenix]], [[Zahru]], [[Piltogg]], [[Shadowscythe]], [[aoffan23]], [[Assterios]], [[Elmagnifico]], [[James+Burgundy]], [[Tzan]] etc.

- [[Civilizations]] has already been established, yay, but obviously we need a few more big players. Some major empires that we must absolutely have wiki pages for: [[Immortal Empire]], [[Assyrian Star Empire]], [[45th Union]], [[Allied Nations]], [[Third Alliance]], [[United Systems Alliance]], [[The Synthetic Organic Coalition]], [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery]], [[Union of Soviet Socialist Space Republiks (U.S.S.S.R)]], [[The VOL]], [[Space Ninjas]] and [[Space Pirates]], [[Lite-Siders]], [[Time-Traveling Super Jews]], [[Medivo]], [[FELC]], [[Republic of Independent Nations]]

- [[Vehicles and Machines]]: General articles about [[SHIP]]s, [[Armored Car]]s, [[Armored Core]]s, [[Dreadnought]]s and [[Super Death Tank]]s would be nice. Also, we need to import the LDD microspace table over here.

- [[Weapons and Teknology]]: Maybe articles about [[Nova Sword]]s. Finally, since they're so common, I think we could use a page of stats of [[Assyrian Weaponry]].

- [[Tactics and Strategy]]: Article about [[Turtling]] and [[Anorak]]s.

- [[History and Chronology]]: [[Triangulism- FoBoB War]], [[Immortal War]], [[Allied Nations- Third Alliance War]], [[Space Wars]]. In particular, a list of battles for each, and [[The Assyrian Incident]] under the Immortal War. Description of [[Ragnablok]].

- [[Religions and Theology]]: [[Triangulism]], [[FoBoB]], [[Universal Church of Explosions]], [[Invisible Pink Unicorn]], [[Raptor Jesus]], [[Dice Cults]]. Also, add Brikthulu and 2 by 2 to directory page.

- [[Places and Locations]]: LOL I dunno. Maybe [[Iceworld]]

- [[Buildings and Structures]]: [[Death Wall]]

- [[Literature]]: [[The Scythian Shorts]], [[Brikwars: A Book]] (aka the stupid comics that feature Tzan in the last panel), [[Death of the Alliance]]

- [[Gaming]]: ???

- [[/b/]]: This page, along with any sort of wiki administration pages.

- [[Brikwars Chat]]: [[Brikwars Chat]]. That should explain itself.

You can delete stuff here (except the directory pages) when they turn blue.

[[Battle Reports]]: Add your battle reports to the list.

Orange Transparent Chainsaw

2012-09-23T01:03:50Z

Sircheese: The OTC

Orange Transparent MaterialOrange Transparent ( OT ) is the most powerful form of ABS known to Minifig, and is extremely difficult to procure. The only known source of OT Leg-Ore is the frigid planet of Iceworld, where ancient battles against long-dead Ice Demons dropped temperatures to far below absolute zero.

Under these supernaturally-cold conditions, even lasers froze, rendering most attacks useless. Only the attackers' planet-destroying Orange Laser was able to retain any effectiveness; thanks to its massive scale, a central core of destructive energy was able to reach the target, even as the outer layers of the beam froze and peeled away. Bazillions of years later, the shards of frozen laser remain preserved under continents of shifting ice, retaining all of their ancient world-destroying power for anyone with the will to forge them into weapons.

Chainsaws made of OT are widely known as the most awesome Artifakt of all. There are two types of minifigs who know the power of the OTC: those who wield it (usually Iceworlders), and those who feel the sharp end. The second type is known for its unusually short life span. Research is being conducted on this enigma.

‍The Original OTC
According to some historians, the OTC was created at or before the begining of time by the Dread Pirate 2x2, along with many other Artifax. The first OTC was given to the Deadly Spaceman, who then awarded it to his violent commander, General Krysto, whose name an Icy region of space still bears. His descendants, the Ice folk, are born with the genetic memory of chopping Mega Demon-bots into tiny, meaty chunks with OTCs, and with an unquenchable urge to shred faces for no reason at all. This urge is in turn forged into all OTCS making all who wield them bloodthirsty, berserking, reckless warriors.

Today, the whereabouts of the first OTC are not known with certainty. Records of it were lost a few thousand years after the death of General Krysto, but the most likely resting place is in the hands of an Iceworlder known only as Enigma. Not much about Enigma is known other than that he was born on Krysto and has fought hundreds of battles to defend the planet from attack by a myriad of enemies including the degenerates of the Negaverse and the Peach Mutations who believe that if they had the original OTC they might be able to win their fight against the Yellows. Enigma surrounds himself with his most loyal warriors, and only the best of them are allowed to know where he keeps the original OTC in its shrine of the bones of long-dead daemonic ice dragons. The weapon is rarely taken from its shrine, but the looming Immortal War looks like it will draw more people to attack Krysto in search of more OTC's to buff up their ranks. In times like this there have been mysterious reports from those who tried to raid Krysto of their entire forces disappearing or being murderously slaughtered with no survivors. This is thought to be the work of Enigma defending his special OTC and the supplies of Orange Transparent that are buried beneath Krysto's frozen glacier surface. As such, only the most skilled raiders with the best troops and weapons ever survive a descent to the surface of Krysto, and of those groups only the strongest and luckiest will find a supply of OT large enough for them to fashion weapons and equipment out of.
‍Contemporary Use
ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW
Because of their great power, the OTC is probably the most sought-after weapon in the BrikWars Universe. Basically any force with any self-respect tries to obtain at least one in order to strike fear into the hearts of their enemies. As such, the larger a faction is, the greater the chance that they own an OTC, and when it gets even larger there is the potential that they might own multiple OTCs. This principle is known as Krysto's Law. As a result, most of the battles between large factions involve insane chainsaw action with each side sending its hardest units to battle the other's, OTCs in hand. The awesome results of these battles are massive explosions of violence and blood which go down in the books of BrikWars legend.

All factions unfortunate enough to have suffered an OTC attack recognize the insane power of this weapon, but they don't all give it the same level of reverence and respect. Some see it as merely a powerful weapon that can get the job done, while others worship it with cult-like fanaticism like the Iceworlders. Most factions fall somewhere between the two extremes. The ASE has more of the utilitarian view for example, while the Vol at times seem to almost regard it as an object of worship. The best way to gauge the respect of the OTC of a given force is to look at who wields them... The ASE only lets elite units and officers wield the weapon, but they also have given it to their Assassin Droids which are programmed heartless killers, but at the same time aren't exactly warriors either. The OTC itself however doesn't seem to mind... Like all weapons it is most satisfied when put to use destroying the enemy, so whether an OTC is respected by its user or not doesn't seem to change its effectiveness in battle.

‍OTC Launchers
Throughout the ages, many cultures have aspired to fuse the dread of the OTC with the power and might of a rocket launcher. Only few actual constructs have been completed. Chief among these are IVHorseman's famed schematics and The Shady Merc's OTC Launcher. Today, research continues among various civilizations.