Allied Nations - Revision history

Negacolette: /* Screw That, Back To Killing */ redlinks

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‎Screw That, Back To Killing: redlinks

Colette at 18:37, 13 June 2018

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Colette at 09:14, 28 August 2016

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Colette: Undo revision 12638 by Vami iv (talk)

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Undo revision 12638 by Vami iv (talk)

Vami iv: Reworked this.

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Reworked this.

Colette at 23:58, 30 June 2015

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Stubby: /* Membership */

2015-06-18T14:00:39Z

‎Membership

Stubby at 14:00, 18 June 2015

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Stubby at 13:58, 18 June 2015

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Stubby at 13:57, 18 June 2015

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 === Screw That, Back To Killing ===
-The original D.I.C.K. prohibited violence within the organization and dictated military cooperation between nations - "united as brothers and sisters, kin in military force." The violence-suppressing Force-Kin clause proved grindingly unpopular, and this section of the charter was eventually amended by popular acclaim. With the Force-Kin removed, the D.I.C.K. was enhanced to instead promote [[violence]], [[war]], [[beer]], [[stripper]]s, and [[porn]], and to allow steel-cage death matches in committee sessions. Many political pundits, such as [[Stephen Colbert]], attribute the Allied Nations' recent revival and success to its D.I.C.K. enhancements.
+The original D.I.C.K. prohibited violence within the organization and dictated military cooperation between nations - "united as brothers and sisters, kin in military force." The violence-suppressing Force-Kin clause proved grindingly unpopular, and this section of the charter was eventually amended by popular acclaim. With the Force-Kin removed, the D.I.C.K. was enhanced to instead promote [[violence]], [[war]], [[beer]], [[stripper]]s, and [[porn]], and to allow steel-cage death matches in committee sessions. Many political pundits attribute the Allied Nations' recent revival and success to its D.I.C.K. enhancements.
 Unfortunately, despite the AN's shining rhetoric about promoting chaos and warfare, it performs this function about as well as its real-life counterpart the UN promotes peace in the human world.
 == Organizational Structure ==

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 |characters=[[Peacenik]]
 }}
-[[File:ANGeneralAssembly2.png]]
+[[File:ANGeneralAssembly2.png|1000px]]
 {{Quotebox|Minifig kind's history is war. Peace is an illusion, one that must be shattered. Only the Allied Nations is capable of effecting this, and it is only with I at the helm that this capability can be realized. In the end, the sacrifice of one or two trillion lives to achieve a state of permanent warfare is a small price to pay.|Second Prince Herschel el Britannia of the [[Britannian League]]}}

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 |characters=[[Peacenik]]
 }}
 {{Quotebox|Minifig kind's history is war. Peace is an illusion, one that must be shattered. Only the Allied Nations is capable of effecting this, and it is only with I at the helm that this capability can be realized. In the end, the sacrifice of one or two trillion lives to achieve a state of permanent warfare is a small price to pay.|Second Prince Herschel el Britannia of the [[Britannian League]]}}
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 == Members ==
-[[File:Angagroup.png|frame|center|AN General Assembly in session circa [[BR 2,012]]]]
+[[File:ANGeneralAssembly.lxf.png|frame|center|AN General Assembly in session circa [[BR 2,016]]]]
 Every nation in the BrikVerse.
 [[Category: Alliances]] [[Category:Factions and Forces]]

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 === An Organization For Peace ===
-The Allied Nations was founded in [[BR 1,946]] by [[PeaceNik]] on the belief that, once all of the factions are together and forced to pay dues to a single organization, they would be more peaceful. For some reason, the [[galaxy]] did not become a safer place. As a result, the AN faced complete collapse from all the egg on its face. The crumbling bureaucracy became extremely unpopular with only a few members, like the [[United Systems Alliance]], remaining. PeaceNik shit a brick and got the fuck out of there, leaving the AN to it's own devices.
+The Allied Nations was founded in [[BR 1,946]] by [[PeaceNik]] on the belief that, once all of the factions are together and forced to pay dues to a single organization, they would be more peaceful. For some reason, the [[galaxy]] did not become a safer place. Now the AN stands as a crumbling, ineffective bureaucracy with only a few remaining active members, most notably the [[United Systems Alliance]]. The dependent relationship between The Allied Nations and The United Systems is called the [[Allied Nations-United Systems]] relationship, or A.N.U.S. for short.
-Its first act was to basically fork all the power in the organization to the USA, resulting in [[Allied Nations-United Systems]], or A.N.U.S. for short. Next, the AN formed its charter group, the [[Directive of Incorporated Colonies and Kingdoms]], or simply abbreviated to D.I.C.K. Some political pundits say that the D.I.C.K. should not be involved in the A.N.U.S. However, no one gives a flying fuck about the AN nearly enough to bother listening to them.
+The AN charter is the [[Directive of Incorporated Colonies and Kingdoms]], or simply abbreviated to D.I.C.K.  Some political pundits say that the D.I.C.K. should not be involved in the A.N.U.S. However, no one cares about the AN enough to pay attention.
-===Fuck This, I Want to Kill Shit===
+=== Screw That, Back To Killing ===
-Originally, D.I.C.K. prohibited violence within the organization and micromanaged the military cooperation between members under the bullshit excuse, "united as brothers and sisters, kin in military force." As you might expect, this did not fly with the other member states, and this policy was amended under duress. With the Force-Kin removed, the D.I.C.K. was enhanced to instead promote [[violence]], [[war]], [[beer]], [[stripper]]s, and [[porn]], and to allow steel-cage death matches in committee sessions. Many political pundits, such as [[Stephen Colbert]], attribute the Allied Nations' recent revival and success to its D.I.C.K. enhancements.
+The original D.I.C.K. prohibited violence within the organization and dictated military cooperation between nations - "united as brothers and sisters, kin in military force." The violence-suppressing Force-Kin clause proved grindingly unpopular, and this section of the charter was eventually amended by popular acclaim. With the Force-Kin removed, the D.I.C.K. was enhanced to instead promote [[violence]], [[war]], [[beer]], [[stripper]]s, and [[porn]], and to allow steel-cage death matches in committee sessions. Many political pundits, such as [[Stephen Colbert]], attribute the Allied Nations' recent revival and success to its D.I.C.K. enhancements.
 Unfortunately, despite the AN's shining rhetoric about promoting chaos and warfare, it performs this function about as well as its real-life counterpart the UN promotes peace in the human world.
 == Organizational Structure ==

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 === An Organization For Peace ===
-The Allied Nations was founded in [[BR 1,946]] by [[PeaceNik]] on the belief that, once all of the factions are together and forced to pay dues to a single organization, they would be more peaceful. For some reason, the [[galaxy]] did not become a safer place. Now the AN stands as a crumbling, ineffective bureaucracy with only a few remaining active members, most notably the [[United Systems Alliance]]. The dependent relationship between The Allied Nations and The United Systems is called the [[Allied Nations-United Systems]] relationship, or A.N.U.S. for short.
+The Allied Nations was founded in [[BR 1,946]] by [[PeaceNik]] on the belief that, once all of the factions are together and forced to pay dues to a single organization, they would be more peaceful. For some reason, the [[galaxy]] did not become a safer place. As a result, the AN faced complete collapse from all the egg on its face. The crumbling bureaucracy became extremely unpopular with only a few members, like the [[United Systems Alliance]], remaining. PeaceNik shit a brick and got the fuck out of there, leaving the AN to it's own devices.
-The AN charter is the [[Directive of Incorporated Colonies and Kingdoms]], or simply abbreviated to D.I.C.K.  Some political pundits say that the D.I.C.K. should not be involved in the A.N.U.S. However, no one cares about the AN enough to pay attention.
+Its first act was to basically fork all the power in the organization to the USA, resulting in [[Allied Nations-United Systems]], or A.N.U.S. for short. Next, the AN formed its charter group, the [[Directive of Incorporated Colonies and Kingdoms]], or simply abbreviated to D.I.C.K. Some political pundits say that the D.I.C.K. should not be involved in the A.N.U.S. However, no one gives a flying fuck about the AN nearly enough to bother listening to them.
-=== Screw That, Back To Killing ===
+===Fuck This, I Want to Kill Shit===
-The original D.I.C.K. prohibited violence within the organization and dictated military cooperation between nations - "united as brothers and sisters, kin in military force." The violence-suppressing Force-Kin clause proved grindingly unpopular, and this section of the charter was eventually amended by popular acclaim. With the Force-Kin removed, the D.I.C.K. was enhanced to instead promote [[violence]], [[war]], [[beer]], [[stripper]]s, and [[porn]], and to allow steel-cage death matches in committee sessions. Many political pundits, such as [[Stephen Colbert]], attribute the Allied Nations' recent revival and success to its D.I.C.K. enhancements.
+Originally, D.I.C.K. prohibited violence within the organization and micromanaged the military cooperation between members under the bullshit excuse, "united as brothers and sisters, kin in military force." As you might expect, this did not fly with the other member states, and this policy was amended under duress. With the Force-Kin removed, the D.I.C.K. was enhanced to instead promote [[violence]], [[war]], [[beer]], [[stripper]]s, and [[porn]], and to allow steel-cage death matches in committee sessions. Many political pundits, such as [[Stephen Colbert]], attribute the Allied Nations' recent revival and success to its D.I.C.K. enhancements.
 Unfortunately, despite the AN's shining rhetoric about promoting chaos and warfare, it performs this function about as well as its real-life counterpart the UN promotes peace in the human world.
 == Organizational Structure ==

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 The AN consists of three branches: the AN General Assembly, of which every recognized nation in the [[BrikVerse]] is a member; the AN Security Council, a 15-member committee with 5 permanent veto powers, which can pass binding resolutions and deploy [[PAX Corps]] peacekeeping forces; and the Allied Criminal Court.
-== Membership ==
+== Members ==
 [[File:Angagroup.png|frame|center|AN General Assembly in session circa [[BR 2,012]]]]

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-{{Faction
+{{Alliance
 |name=Allied Nations
 |image=ANFlag.png
 |structure=Diplomatic Organization
 |influence=International bureaucratic obstructionism
 |allies=[[United Systems Alliance]]
 |enemies=[[Third Alliance]]
 |characters=[[Peacenik]]
 }}