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Cracjaw: Added stuff for more kanon

2020-04-23T01:09:29Z

Added stuff for more kanon

Stubby at 22:13, 18 June 2015

2015-06-18T22:13:26Z

Natalya: /* Background */

2015-03-06T06:41:38Z

‎Background

Quantumsurfer at 05:32, 21 November 2014

2014-11-21T05:32:45Z

Colette at 15:07, 28 August 2014

2014-08-28T15:07:27Z

Natalya: /* Background */

2013-08-15T10:35:41Z

‎Background

Natalya: /* Background */

2013-08-15T10:35:13Z

‎Background

Natalya: /* The Second Czecho-Assyrian Conflict */

2013-08-15T09:58:15Z

‎The Second Czecho-Assyrian Conflict

Natalya at 09:58, 15 August 2013

2013-08-15T09:58:04Z

Natalya at 09:55, 15 August 2013

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 == Background ==
 [[File:D1_18.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Rednecks like these randomly started pillaging local towns, looking for beer.]]
-In mid B.R. 2002 there were strange happenings in the beige carpet deserts on the Assyrian world [[Perseid IV]].  At the time this was just a small colony, the local militia could not handle the problem on its own.  A strange virus which the Assyrian government will not confirm exists began infecting some of the settlers on the outskirts of the capitol city, Kesmark.  These minifigs were turned into what can only be described as rednecks, but the condition possibly has some relationship to [[Dimmy|Dimmyism]].  In any case, the redneckified settlers ended up drinking their beer supplies and they acquired pick-up trucks and shotguns and in a blind march they descended upon Kesmark in search of more beer, but really it just turned into chaos.  The Perseid militia could not put down the redneck uprising, and more and more of the inhabitants started becoming rednecks.  The local governor was forced to request help from the Assyrian Space Force.
+In mid B.R. 2002 there were strange happenings in the beige carpet deserts on the Assyrian world [[Perseid IV]].  At the time this was just a small colony, the local militia could not handle the problem on its own.  A strange virus of unknown origins, which the Assyrian government will not confirm exists began infecting some of the settlers on the outskirts of the capitol city, Kesmark.  These minifigs were turned into what can only be described as rednecks, but the condition possibly has some relationship to [[Dimmy|Dimmyism]].  In any case, the redneckified settlers ended up drinking their beer supplies and they acquired pick-up trucks and shotguns and in a blind march they descended upon Kesmark in search of more beer, but really it just turned into chaos.  The Perseid militia could not put down the redneck uprising, and more and more of the inhabitants started becoming rednecks.  The local governor was forced to request help from the Assyrian Space Force.
 [[Major Smith|Captain Smith]] was dispatched with a squad of 20 Harvesters to crush the rednecks.  At first, their Harvester hovercraft could not be fought by the rednecks; buckshot and small arms fire could not pierce the armour.  Scores of rednecks were mowed down by the Harvesters with their homing missiles and their twin machine guns.  However, the rednecks improvised and started making rocket-propelled grenades.  In a daring attack, the rednecks surrounded 6 of the Harvesters and destroyed them with a barrage of RPGs from the rooftops and a parking garage near the centre of the city.  Facing the new weapons, Captain Smith requested back-up, but no other ships came to Perseid IV; the main Assyrian fleet was engaged in a conflict with the Gludavian Raiders at the time.  Smith backed his squad out of the downtown area because they couldn't compete against the constantly swelling redneck masses.  It was horrible, even educated minifigs like doctors, scientists, and architects were losing their sanity and becoming mindless drunken idiots.

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	In B.R. 2002, the [[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]] wrested control of their worlds from the [[Assyrian Star Empire]] in a war for independence. In B.R. 2003 the CSR fought another war with the ASE that secured their position as a truly independent sovereignty.		In B.R. 2002, the [[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]] wrested control of their worlds from the [[Assyrian Star Empire]] in a war for independence. In B.R. 2003 the CSR fought another war with the ASE that secured their position as a truly independent sovereignty.

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 Captain Smith then ordered an evacuation of the planet, anyone with half a brain was to leave immediately.  Smith had the rest of his squad guard the road to the Kesmark spaceport so that the civilians who were still sane could flee.  In orbit, an Assyrian battleship waited for the evacuation to complete.  Once all shuttles had left, Smith returned to the battleship with his squad.  Smith was commended for his actions and promoted to Major.  But then a new set of orders came in from the Assyrian Viceroy, Dark Blackness, telling them to plasma-bomb the entire city.  Lieutenant Major Jackson who was commanding the battleship complied, and Kesmark was destroyed.  An untold number of lives were lost.
-Some of the civilians on the shuttles witnessed the destruction of their city as they left the atmosphere.  They were ferried to other nearby worlds in the Czech Sector where they told the news to the inhabitants.  However, a number of the civilians on the escape ships had already been infected and they didn't know it.  Shortly after arriving on the other worlds, the redneck disease began to spread.  Lt. Major Jackson saw what was going on and declared a quarantine of the 6 other systems in the Czech Sector, no one was allowed in the excluded zone and no one was allowed out.
+Some of the civilians on the shuttles witnessed the destruction of their city as they left the atmosphere.  They were ferried to other nearby worlds in the Czech Sector where they told the news to the inhabitants.  However, a number of the civilians on the escape ships had already been infected and they didn't know it.  Shortly after arriving on the other worlds, the redneck disease began to spread.  Lt. Major Jackson saw what was going on and declared a quarantine of the 6 other systems in the Czech Sector; no one was allowed in the exclusion zone and no one was allowed out.
 A small strike force was sent down to Perseid IV outside of the ruins of Kesmark, to one of the small towns where the virus was thought to have originated.  They met heavy resistance but they got what they were looking for.  They collected the bodies of three of the rednecks and returned them to the battleship for examination in the quarantine unit.  Scientists began examining the bodies to find out what went wrong.

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	In B.R. 2002, the [[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]] wrested control of their worlds from the [[Assyrian Star Empire]] in a war for independence. In B.R. 2003 the CSR fought another war with the ASE that secured their position as a truly independent sovereignty.		In B.R. 2002, the [[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]] wrested control of their worlds from the [[Assyrian Star Empire]] in a war for independence. In B.R. 2003 the CSR fought another war with the ASE that secured their position as a truly independent sovereignty.

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	In B.R. 2002, the [[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]] wrested control of their worlds from the [[Assyrian Star Empire]] in a war for independence. In B.R. 2003 the CSR fought another war with the ASE that secured their position as a truly independent sovereignty.		In B.R. 2002, the [[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]] wrested control of their worlds from the [[Assyrian Star Empire]] in a war for independence. In B.R. 2003 the CSR fought another war with the ASE that secured their position as a truly independent sovereignty.

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 == Background ==
+[[File:D1_18.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Rednecks like these pillaged local towns looking for beer.]]
 In mid B.R. 2002 there were strange happenings in the beige carpet deserts on the Assyrian world [[Perseid IV]].  At the time this was just a small colony, the local militia could not handle the problem on its own.  A strange virus which the Assyrian government will not confirm exists began infecting some of the settlers on the outskirts of the capitol city, Kesmark.  These minifigs were turned into what can only be described as rednecks, but the condition possibly has some relationship to [[Dimmy|Dimmyism]].  In any case, the redneckified settlers ended up drinking their beer supplies and they acquired pick-up trucks and shotguns and in a blind march they descended upon Kesmark in search of more beer, but really it just turned into chaos.  The Perseid militia could not put down the redneck uprising, and more and more of the inhabitants started becoming rednecks.  The local governor was forced to request help from the Assyrian Space Force.
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 On the other worlds, chaos ensued during the coming weeks.  All available Assyrian Space Force patrol vessels sent squads down to their respective planets to kill the rednecks, but it was too little too late.  The casualties climbed into the thousands.  The uninfected civilians were growing upset after seeing their friends and loved ones becoming infected then in turn killed by the ASE.  They figured that something turned them into rednecks, so something ought to be able to turn them back.  They wanted to leave the rednecks alone until a cure could be found.  A growing movement of these civilians demanded that the ASE stop all military action and await a cure for the disease, but the Assyrians pressed on.
 == A Miracle Cure ==

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 == The Second Czecho-Assyrian Conflict ==
-[[File:vostok.png|300px|thumb|right|CSR Vostok starfighters harassed the Assyrian fleet.]]
+[[File:vostok.png|300px|thumb|right|Vostok starfighters harassed the Assyrian fleet.]]
 At the opening of B.R. 2003 Dark Blackness arrived with his commando squad, but also reinforcements.  They knew the new Czech capitol world Sloveniask was heavily industrialized before the redneck outbreak, so it was only a matter of time before they could begin to produce mass amounts of starships and other heavy weapon platforms.  But it was too late, the Czechs had already constructed a sizeable fleet of their new Vostok starfighters.  These are short-range fighters with weak weapons, but their numbers were high.  They were able to harass the advance fleet of Longinus Corvettes the Assyrians had deployed to secure the space around the Czech worlds.  Without support from above, a ground invasion was impossible.

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 In B.R. 2002, the [[Czecho-Slovenian Republik]] wrested control of their worlds from the [[Assyrian Star Empire]] in a war for independence.  In B.R. 2003 the CSR fought another war with the ASE that secured their position as a truly independent sovereignty.
-'''Background'''
+== Background ==
 In mid B.R. 2002 there were strange happenings in the beige carpet deserts on the Assyrian world [[Perseid IV]].  At the time this was just a small colony, the local militia could not handle the problem on its own.  A strange virus which the Assyrian government will not confirm exists began infecting some of the settlers on the outskirts of the capitol city, Kesmark.  These minifigs were turned into what can only be described as rednecks, but the condition possibly has some relationship to [[Dimmy|Dimmyism]].  In any case, the redneckified settlers ended up drinking their beer supplies and they acquired pick-up trucks and shotguns and in a blind march they descended upon Kesmark in search of more beer, but really it just turned into chaos.  The Perseid militia could not put down the redneck uprising, and more and more of the inhabitants started becoming rednecks.  The local governor was forced to request help from the Assyrian Space Force.
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-'''A Miracle Cure'''
+== A Miracle Cure ==
 About a month after the redneck uprising began, some civilians from one of the other worlds returned to Perseid IV to see what had become of their former home.  There they found that the former rednecks had regained their sanity and were trying to put their lives back together.  Apparently, the virus was only a temporary change, and once it ran its course a minifig who had been infected would return to normal.  Vindicated in their beliefs, they told the other worlds and the Assyrian Space Force what had happened, but the ASE was callous and they decided to continue to kill the rednecks as they appeared.  The civilians on all affected worlds grew angry with the ASE.
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-'''A Hero Emerges'''
+== A Hero Emerges ==
 One man, who only went by [[Democratus]], began to organize the civilians on the Czech worlds.  He had an automatic shotgun developed which could penetrate the mimetic armour the Assyrians wore.  Democratus trained the old militia soldiers into fighting squads.  They adopted the RPGs and trucks the rednecks were using and began to fight the Assyrians.  Assyrian soldiers are too well-armed to be defeated by rednecks who have no strategy, but Democratus and his men planned their attacks carefully and began defeating the Assyrians in skirmish after skirmish.
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-'''The Second Czecho-Assyrian Conflict'''
+== The Second Czecho-Assyrian Conflict ==
 At the opening of B.R. 2003 Dark Blackness arrived with his commando squad, but also reinforcements.  They knew the new Czech capitol world Sloveniask was heavily industrialized before the redneck outbreak, so it was only a matter of time before they could begin to produce mass amounts of starships and other heavy weapon platforms.  But it was too late, the Czechs had already constructed a sizeable fleet of their new Vostok starfighters.  These are short-range fighters with weak weapons, but their numbers were high.  They were able to harass the advance fleet of Longinus Corvettes the Assyrians had deployed to secure the space around the Czech worlds.  Without support from above, a ground invasion was impossible.