Minifig Genus - Revision history

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‎NegaBlokians

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Piltogg at 20:53, 4 February 2014

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Quantumsurfer at 22:48, 5 February 2013

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Quantumsurfer at 17:15, 1 February 2013

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Quantumsurfer: /* Dimmies */

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‎Dimmies

Quantumsurfer: /* Dimmies */

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‎Dimmies

Quantumsurfer at 12:20, 1 February 2013

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 ==NegaBlokians==
-NegaBlokians are corrupted minions an denizens of the NegaVerse, similar in physiology to the minifig, but wrong in so many ways.
+NegaBlokians are corrupted minions and denizens of the NegaVerse, similar in physiology to the minifig, but wrong in so many ways.
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 ==NegaBlokians==
+NegaBlokians are corrupted minions an denizens of the NegaVerse, similar in physiology to the minifig, but wrong in so many ways.
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 It has since become apparent that BoB is the true Messiah of all the Dimmies sent to unite them and lead them to war. Dimmies from all across the [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]] flock to BoB and pledging their total allegiance. A vast army is amassing and it is predicted that shortly mayhem shall ensue.
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 == Minifig ==
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 Dimmies, despite appearances, are not [[Undead]], since even re-animated skeletons have more brains than they do. (They are a lesser subtype known as "scum of the earth", a position they share with [[Dungan Jaw-Jaw|Jaw-Jaws]] and [[Nega Genus|Nega-Blokians]].)
 It has since become apparent that BoB is the true Messiah of all the Dimmies sent to unite them and lead them to war. Dimmies from all across the [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]] flock to BoB and pledging their total allegiance. A vast army is amassing and it is predicted that shortly mayhem shall ensue.

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 == Dimmies ==
-Minifig Dimmies, uniformed in the T-shirts and baseball caps of the human fratboys they seek to emulate, destroy quality construction wherever they find it; gradually turning the Lego world into an endless waste of shoddily-assembled piles of random elements. This is viewed as the ultimate escape from the materialism, desire, standards, and expectations of minifig society. This Mystical Juniorism is sometimes seen as an attractive option by minifigs who have become depressed by Critical Failure during a crucial opportunity for righteous destruction.
+Minifig Dimmies, uniformed in the T-shirts and baseball caps of the human fratboys they seek to emulate, destroy quality construction wherever they find it; gradually turning the brikbuilt world into an endless waste of shoddily-assembled piles of random elements. This is viewed as the ultimate escape from the materialism, desire, standards, and expectations of minifig society. This Mystical Juniorism is sometimes seen as an attractive option by minifigs who have become depressed by Critical Failure during a crucial opportunity for righteous destruction.
 True Dimmies where created by an adjunct professor named Cypher in the Myjstik Mountain Time Lab in [[R. 1,996]], using [[NegaVerse]] radiation to transform innocent minifigs who had been unwittingly exposed to Nega [[Science|genetiks]] deep in the past. Their particular mutation is one of very few that have been known to form a growth on the head known as a noze. Dimmies can never sleep but can still get tired thus in order to keep awake they destroy all the trappings of civilization in their way.

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 Please see also [[Basic Understanding|Trolling as a Philosophy]].
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 The minifig is the simplest and most common form of life in the [[BrikWars Universe]]. They are human-like in appearance except more blocky and generally have yellow skin (some minifigs display a kind of mutation in their skin though). Minifigs were created in the great [[R. 1,977]] by horrible experiments at [[Hospital 555]]. Ever since then they have been trained in the ways of all combat by one ruthless dictator or another for the viewing pleasure of the often drunken race of [[Human|humanity]] whom are often amused by gruesome acts of plastic violence.
-The minifig species draws its heritage from generations of hard-fought survival in the toy chests of six-year-old boys. Whether [[Royals|knights]], [[Deadly SpaceMan|spacemen]], [[Creature Specialty|construction workers]], or [[Creature Theme|chefs]], their souls thrill with the racial memory of a time when a toy's highest calling was to do joyous and bloody battle with all challengers. In that primordial toy box, it didn't matter if one toy was a fire truck and the other was a teddy bear, or if two toys were built to incompatible scales or originated from unrelated eras. It didn't matter whether they had anything to fight about. Combat and danger were ends in themselves.
+The minifig species draws its heritage from generations of hard-fought survival in the toy chests of six-year-old boys. Whether [[Royals|knights]], [[Deadly SpaceMan|spacemen]], [[Creature Evolution|construction workers]], or [[Creature Theme|chefs]], their souls thrill with the racial memory of a time when a toy's highest calling was to do joyous and bloody battle with all challengers. In that primordial toy box, it didn't matter if one toy was a fire truck and the other was a teddy bear, or if two toys were built to incompatible scales or originated from unrelated eras. It didn't matter whether they had anything to fight about. Combat and danger were ends in themselves.
 It is rumored that all minifigs wish to be like other toys and have been part of a story, but are too awesome and violent to be contained in three movies. They have no need for cowboys and spacemen to have friends in each other.
 Like all toys, minifigs exist for the sole purpose of getting themselves killed in the most entertaining and gratuitous manner possible. Minifigs are not bothered by their own grisly deaths, because they’ve seen so many of their brothers and friends die in similar fashions and they know how hilarious it is. Also, unlike green army men (who tend to get melted) and action figures (with their unfortunate affinity for getting blown up with firecrackers), a minifig’s later reincarnation is almost assured, either in whole or in distributed parts. Hideous disfigurements and glorious deaths are the high points in an existence otherwise spent lying around bored in a box of unused bricks.

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 Description.
-Please see also [[Basic Understanding|Trolling as a Philosphy]].
+Please see also [[Basic Understanding|Trolling as a Philosophy]].
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