The Nine Artifax of Pre-Creation - Revision history

Piltogg: /* The Mighty Head Separator */

2014-02-04T16:46:28Z

‎The Mighty Head Separator

Piltogg: /* The Oktopustika Talisman */

2014-02-04T16:41:08Z

‎The Oktopustika Talisman

Quantumsurfer at 15:56, 14 January 2014

2014-01-14T15:56:26Z

Natalya: /* The Mighty Head Separator */

2013-05-20T15:21:21Z

‎The Mighty Head Separator

Quantumsurfer at 01:46, 9 February 2013

2013-02-09T01:46:46Z

Quantumsurfer: Created page with " == The Skully Grail == This Artifakt gives its wielder mind control over those who see it. Admittedly, it's one of the more modest of the Nine as many figs (and ..."

2013-01-29T16:56:20Z

Created page with " == The Skully Grail == This Artifakt gives its wielder mind control over those who see it. Admittedly, it's one of the more modest of the Nine as many figs (and ..."

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== The Skully Grail ==

This Artifakt gives its wielder mind control over those who see it. Admittedly, it's one of the more modest of the Nine as many [[minifig|figs]] (and many of their [[Human]] commanders) have little in the way of a mind to be controlled whatsoever. Also, very little decent destruction may be had by simply pushing one's opponents around like dolls.

'''Current Wielder:''' [[Grail Knight]]

'''Previous Wielders:''' Grail Knight

== Almighty BanHammer ==

Anything or anyone hit by BanHammer is permanently destroyed with no chance of survival. Any reported cases of return are either a mistaken identification of the far less powerful Hammer of Discipline, tall tales told by the misinformed and hopeful, or filthy, filthy lies. The Overlord never misses with the BanHammer, and he '''never''' goes easy on those who need it.

'''Current Wielder:''' [[Overlord Rayhawk]]

'''Previous Wielders:''' Overlord Rayhawk

== The Original OTC ==

The Original OTC is the form from which all other [[Orange Transparent Chainsaw|OTCs]] were made. Made from transparent orange [[ABS]] (some say the element that flame occupies), it is not the hardest but rather the badassest weapon of all time. Great violence was had on its account in the past, and great violence there shall be had any time it is removed from its Orange Transparent Case (the only box tough enough to hold it without being torn asunder).

'''Current Wielder:''' [[Piltogg]]

'''Previous Wielders:''' [[IV horseman]], [[Warhead]]

== The Oktopustika Talisman ==

The talisman has the power to summon evil monstrosities and to incite irrational Hatred in all who view it.

'''Current Wielder:''' [[Piltogg]]

'''Previous Wielders:''' [[Shaun Sullivan]]

== The Mighty Head Separator ==

This horrific weapon pops the heads off most figs with a single flick of the hand. Needless to say, few are those who have survived its grasp.

'''Current Wielder:''' [[Natalya]]

'''Previous Wielders:''' Natalya

== The Stupendous Featinator ==

This object of dubious origin allows wielder to perform an unlimited number of Stupendous feats per turn.

'''Current Wielder:''' [[Piltogg]]

'''Previous Wielders:''' [[Blitzen]]

== The Hammer of Discipline ==

The Hammer removes an entire opposing squad or vehicle. After they have been severely beaten and have learned their lesson (typically one turn), they may appeal to be allowed back into the game.

'''Current Wielder:''' [[Piltogg]]

'''Previous Wielders:''' [[Almighty Benny]]

== The Hook of Melting ==

This Artifact of Shaping allows any brick to be made into another brick, regardless of color or size. The applications are endless and great, and therefore not to be trusted in the hands of mere mortals.

'''Current Wielder:''' [[Dread Pirate Two-By-Two]]

'''Previous Wielders:''' Dread Pirate Two-By-Two

== The Sword of Inhuman Strength ==

The sword grants +1 to all rolls for every kill made with it. It typically receives an offering of two or three noobs or losers a day, and as this has been happening for a long period of time, simply considering picking up the dice is usually enough to defeat the target for whom the roll was intended, as well as every fig within line of sight of the victim. (The Overkill damage alone could split a continent in twain!)

'''Current Wielder:''' [[Piltogg]]

'''Previous Wielders:''' [[Nega-BlokTrix]]

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 This horrific weapon pops the heads off most figs with a single flick of the hand. Needless to say, few are those who have survived its grasp.
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 == The Stupendous Featinator ==