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-Here are several definitions for Beige Carpet.
-'''Carpet Theory'''
-String Theory is now generally regarded as a bad idea. But, if you bundle those strings and interweave them, you'd get Carpet Theory.
-ABS is what the customizable structure of the Brikverse is made of. At a lower, sub-atomic level, that ABS sits upon the immutable Beige Carpet. Wherever you find a Brikwar, there are beige carpets. Whether its in space, a green meadow, a castle or a dark cave.
-The Beige Carpet is indestructible. It can survive any number of game ending atomic explosions.
-Beige Carpet is the fabric of our lives.
-'''Police Investigations'''
-The police analyze interior photographs of suspect's homes. The presence of Beige Carpet is a strong indicator of Pedophile activity.
-A positive hit on Beige Carpet usually results in the hurling of baseless accusation, inside jokes, threats regarding mom snuggling and comparisons to Hitler.