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This a compilation of descriptions of states in the United Systems Alliance. States are grouped into regions for reading convenience.
The Northeast
States: | Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania |
Notable Locations: | New York, Moonhattan |
Industries: | Finance, Manufacturing, Farming, Space Fishing, SpaceClam Chowder |
New York
New York (Planet)
The planet of New York is the only true encumenopolis in the United Systems Alliance. The planet itself is divided into four administrative regions: Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn, and Staten. While the people of the planet are incredibly diverse, they are united in the fact that they are all assholes.
Moonhatten in the planet's sole moon. It is completely covered in massive spacescrapers, and riddled to the core with buildings. The moon is home to the New York Stock Exchange, the most important money center in the galaxy.
New Jersey
The entire state is best avoided.
The Midwest
States: | Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Ohio, Wisconsin |
Notable Locations: | Chicago, Detroit |
Industries: | Farming, Ranching, Manufacturing |
Michigan
Most of the planets in the Michigan systems are covered in freshwater seas. It is home to the planet of Detroit, which was once the center of galactic manufacturing.
Ohio
America's asshole.
Indiana
America's slightly more elongated asshole.
Illinois
This state is home to the Planet of Chicago, the third-largest city in the United Systems Alliance.
Chicago
Iowa, Kansas, and Nebraska
The "breadbasket" states are best viewed through a rearview mirror at lightspeed.
The South
States: | Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Alabama, Kentucky, Missisippi, Tennesee Arkansas, Louisiana, Texas |
Notable Locations: | Texas |
Industries: | Farming, Ranching, Oil, Racism |
Texas
What the United Systems Alliance is to the rest of the galaxy, Texas is to the United Systems alliance. Everyone here is a good 'ol country boy who owns a truck and wears cowboy hats. Texans are known for their ridiculous drawl and size.
Alabama
Everyone in this state is related.
The Capitol
States: | Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, Washaton D.C, and West Virginia |
Notable Locations: | Whashaton D.C. |
Industries: | Governing |
Washaton D.C.
The capitol system of the United Systems is home to every branch of the federal government, as well as the President's residence.
Central Region
States: | North Dakota, South Dakota, Idaho, Montana, Colorado, Oklahoma, Utah, Wyoming |
Notable Locations: | None |
Industries: | Ranching, potatoes, mining, oil, weed |
Just avoid this place.
The West
States: | California, Alaska, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Washington, Oregon, Hawaii |
Notable Locations: | Los Angeles, Hollywood. |
Industries: | Entertainment, Retirement, Farming, Technology, Tourism, oil, Mining |
California
Los Angleles
The Los Angeles system is the most populous system in the united systems. Everyone here is either an illegal immigrant, in the entertainment business, or both.
The planet Hollywood in the Los Angeles system has few permanent residents on the planet, with most of the inhabitants living in the space stations in orbit. The planet itself is used only for filming purposes.