Friggin' in the Riggin
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, you should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, was a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty fucker
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging!..
Friggin' in the rigging!!.
There was fuck all else to do!!!
The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his fucking organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging!..
Friggin' in the rigging!!..
There was fuck all else to do!!!
Hold on give it some bollocks,bollocks,bollocks!...
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Kipper
He was a fucking nipper
He stuffed his ass with a broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging!..
Friggin' in the rigging!!.
There was fuck all else to do!!!
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the bar room table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And invited squeals and milk and eels
Had found her sexual quarters
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging!..
Friggin' in the rigging!!.
There was fuck all else to dooooooo!!!...