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| − | The Allied Nations was founded in [[BR 1,946]] by [[PeaceNik]] on the belief that, once all of the factions are together and forced to pay dues to a single organization, they would be more peaceful. For some reason, the [[galaxy]] did not become a safer place. | + | The Allied Nations was founded in [[BR 1,946]] by [[PeaceNik]] on the belief that, once all of the factions are together and forced to pay dues to a single organization, they would be more peaceful. For some reason, the [[galaxy]] did not become a safer place. As a result, the AN faced complete collapse from all the egg on its face. The crumbling bureaucracy became extremely unpopular with only a few members, like the [[United Systems Alliance]], remaining. PeaceNik shit a brick and got the fuck out of there, leaving the AN to it's own devices. |
| − | + | Its first act was to basically fork all the power in the organization to the USA, resulting in [[Allied Nations-United Systems]], or A.N.U.S. for short. Next, the AN formed its charter group, the [[Directive of Incorporated Colonies and Kingdoms]], or simply abbreviated to D.I.C.K. Some political pundits say that the D.I.C.K. should not be involved in the A.N.U.S. However, no one gives a flying fuck about the AN nearly enough to bother listening to them. | |
| − | === | + | ===Fuck This, I Want to Kill Shit=== |
| − | + | Originally, D.I.C.K. prohibited violence within the organization and micromanaged the military cooperation between members under the bullshit excuse, "united as brothers and sisters, kin in military force." As you might expect, this did not fly with the other member states, and this policy was amended under duress. With the Force-Kin removed, the D.I.C.K. was enhanced to instead promote [[violence]], [[war]], [[beer]], [[stripper]]s, and [[porn]], and to allow steel-cage death matches in committee sessions. Many political pundits, such as [[Stephen Colbert]], attribute the Allied Nations' recent revival and success to its D.I.C.K. enhancements. | |
| − | Unfortunately, despite the AN's shining rhetoric about promoting chaos and warfare, it performs this function about as well as its real-life counterpart the UN promotes peace in the human world. | + | Unfortunately, despite the AN's shining rhetoric about promoting chaos and warfare, it performs this function about as well as its real-life counterpart the UN promotes peace in the human world. |
== Organizational Structure == | == Organizational Structure == | ||
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Minifig kind's history is war. Peace is an illusion, one that must be shattered. Only the Allied Nations is capable of effecting this, and it is only with I at the helm that this capability can be realized. In the end, the sacrifice of one or two trillion lives to achieve a state of permanent warfare is a small price to pay. |  |
| Second Prince Herschel el Britannia of the Britannian League | ||
Contents
The Allied Nations Mission
An Organization For Peace
The Allied Nations was founded in BR 1,946 by PeaceNik on the belief that, once all of the factions are together and forced to pay dues to a single organization, they would be more peaceful. For some reason, the galaxy did not become a safer place. As a result, the AN faced complete collapse from all the egg on its face. The crumbling bureaucracy became extremely unpopular with only a few members, like the United Systems Alliance, remaining. PeaceNik shit a brick and got the fuck out of there, leaving the AN to it's own devices.
Its first act was to basically fork all the power in the organization to the USA, resulting in Allied Nations-United Systems, or A.N.U.S. for short. Next, the AN formed its charter group, the Directive of Incorporated Colonies and Kingdoms, or simply abbreviated to D.I.C.K. Some political pundits say that the D.I.C.K. should not be involved in the A.N.U.S. However, no one gives a flying fuck about the AN nearly enough to bother listening to them.
Fuck This, I Want to Kill Shit
Originally, D.I.C.K. prohibited violence within the organization and micromanaged the military cooperation between members under the bullshit excuse, "united as brothers and sisters, kin in military force." As you might expect, this did not fly with the other member states, and this policy was amended under duress. With the Force-Kin removed, the D.I.C.K. was enhanced to instead promote violence, war, beer, strippers, and porn, and to allow steel-cage death matches in committee sessions. Many political pundits, such as Stephen Colbert, attribute the Allied Nations' recent revival and success to its D.I.C.K. enhancements.
Unfortunately, despite the AN's shining rhetoric about promoting chaos and warfare, it performs this function about as well as its real-life counterpart the UN promotes peace in the human world.
Organizational Structure
The AN consists of three branches: the AN General Assembly, of which every recognized nation in the BrikVerse is a member; the AN Security Council, a 15-member committee with 5 permanent veto powers, which can pass binding resolutions and deploy PAX Corps peacekeeping forces; and the Allied Criminal Court.
Members
Every nation in the BrikVerse.
