Artifax of Pre-Creation
THE NINE ARTIFAX OF PRE-CREATION
These are not, under any condition, to be confused with the much less awesome regular artifax.
1). The Skully Grail Gives Wielder mind control over those who see it. Admittedly, one of the more modest Artifax on the list, as many figs (and many of their Human commanders) have little in the way of a mind to be controlled whatsoever, and little decent destruction is to be had by simply pushing one's opponents around like dolls. Grail knight
2). Almighty Ban-Hammer Anything or anyone hit by it is permanently destroyed with no chance of survival. Any reported cases of return are either a mistaken identification of the far less powerful Hammer of Discipline or tall tales told by the foolish. The Overlord never misses with the Ban-Hammer, and he NEVER goes easy on those who need it. Overlord Rayhawk or Stubby his Hong Kong Phooey Janitorial Alt
3). The Original OTC The Original OTC is the form from which all other OTCs were made. Made from transparent orange ABS (some say the element that flame occupies), it is not the hardest but rather the badassest weapon of all time. Great violence was had on its account in the past, and great violence there shall be had any time it is removed from its Orange Transparent Case (the only box tough enough to hold it without being torn asunder). Piltogg formerly IV horseman formerly Warhead
4). The Oktopustika token This talisman allows wielder to summon Brikthulu and/or his undead army. Definitely not for the faint or heart, or those with a distinct distaste for calamari. Piltogg, formerly Shaun Sullivan
5). The Mighty Head Separator This horrific weapon pops the heads off most figs with a single flick of the hand. Needless to say, few are those who have survived its grasp. Natalya
6). The Stupendous- Featinator This object of dubious origin allows wielder to perform an unlimited number of Stupendous feats per turn. Piltogg formerly Blitzen
7). The Hammer of Discipline Removes an entire opposing squad or vehicle. After they have been severely beaten and have learned their lesson (typically one turn), they may appeal to be allowed back into the game. Piltogg formerly Almighty benny
8). The Hook of Melting This Artifact of Shaping allows any brick to be made into another brick, regardless of color or size. The applications are endless and great, and therefore not to be trusted in the hands of mere mortals. Dread Pirate 2x2
9). The Sword of Inhuman Strength +1 to all rolls for every kill made with it. It typically receives an offering of two or three noobs or losers a day, and as this has been happening for a long period of time, simply considering picking up the dice is usually enough to defeat the target for whom the roll was intended, as well as every fig within line of sight of the victim. (The Overkill damage alone could split a continent in twain!) Piltogg
The Half-Artifact
In the G.R. 2,010, the forgotten BloodBlade RAGE was discovered in a shrine on Hellius by BFenix, and from then on was wielded by him. But in the mists of time, before the OTC, the very same blade, stained by the blood of enemies, was the Immortal leader Warhead's own weapon of choice, untill he discovered the awesomeness of the OTC. It is one of few that can parry an OTC, if only for so long, and adds a +20d20 against most creatures like trolls, negablokians, juggerbunnies and other non-ABS based monstrosities.
